BILLY MAYS
With the power of OxiClean, at least we know heaven will be spotless when we get there.
(Billy Mays)
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the only reason I don’t buy infomercial items anymore is because he isn’t yelling at me to.
No kidding. I don’t want OxiClean from some sweet-voiced woman. That can’t possibly get my clothes clean.
Not sure drug addicts go to heaven. Purgatory, maybe.
Whatever.
Took you a while to come up with that one, huh
Hahahaha, Just Say No was posted at 4:20… IRONY!
Good eye!
Miss you, Billy. *sniff*
Oh and to Just Say No – it strikes me that people who speak ill of the dead should be worrying about where they’re going to wind up. Your comment was mean, uncalled for and unwelcome.
No. It is sickening that grown up people actually buy shìt on advertisement shows. I mean it’s bad enough that anyone actually watches them
It’s like buying stuff from spammers.
Oh wait, you Americans actually really do that too!
Man, at least with the spammers someone poor profits from the retardedness of the American mob.
People buying things they saw on advertisements? Only in America~!
lol win
Right on jasonx. If you don’t like America, BAReFOOt, then stay away. We members of the Retarded American Mob don’t particularly want your kind here anyway.
First off, no relation.
Second off, America isn’t the only place with informercials.
third off, you’re generalizing just a little bit aren’t you?
fourth off, learn to troll better.
your probably some high on his horse, tiny little boy. Next time you need the American mob to come save your butt from the Nazis. Or if your from South America, the drug cartels? Or the communists. You know what, just don’t call us anymore, we don’t even like you.
Well then… Purgatory better be damn near spotless too.
So you can rag on someone for their drug problems, their sexual pecadillos, their theft of taxpayer money, et al, up to and including the day they die, but as soon as they flatline, game over? Just clarifying the rules.
And by the way, Billy isn’t cleaning anything – he’s dead. Game over.
I thought all you had to do was say “Sorry” and god automagically forgave you?
There is no heaven, there is no hell, but all living things die.
I’m non-religious/
Billy is buried six feet under dirt though, so I hope they gave him a lot of Oxi Clean for the epic clean up he’s gonna have to do if he comes back… as a screeching info-zombie!
Screeching info-zombie? not sure if that’s more funny or terrifying. The good news is with all that yelling you could close your eyes and get a head shot by sound alone.
Being a belgian, i don’t know (or knew) this guy…
But I keep looking at his thumb.. is it just me or is it bent over backwards rather oddly?
Is it turning you on?
not at all!
It’s called Hitchhikers thumb. It’s quite common.
Yeah, what s/he said….
I’ve got it :] It’s so funny when other people see my thumb at first haha
Ah, that’s “distal hyperextensibility of the thumb!” That it, the ability to bend the thumb backward at the distal joint more than 50 degrees. It’s a genetic mutation that is fairly common – 25-35% of all people show this trait.
Strange, interesting and just a little weird.
Thank you for pointing that out. It’s usually called hitchhiker’s thumb, right?
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The quality of that ascii is a win, but the fact that you’re facepalming a dude that is way more famous than you’ll ever be is a fail. An epic fail.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
no i facepalming for believing in heaven. that guy is awesome and i’m sure he don’t want to hang around with some dead dudes in some mythical place. And one more: fame is crap it’s destroying people.
Which reminds me – stay in school, kids.
Such judgmental people.. Maybe I’ll jump in and do some b*tchslapping where it needs it:
1. For those of you slamming Americans for buying from ads: Billy Mays also had regular commercials as well as the ‘infomercials’. What… like you’ve NEVER bought anything that you’ve seen in an ad? Gee, that’s SO Canadian/English/Aussie/German/French/whatever the h*ll you are. So brave when you have the internet where you can post anonymously. Come here and say that to our faces.
2. As far as whether or not Billy Mays used drugs: He cleaned up his act. That’s not enough for you?? “Someone should have helped him”.. He helped himself out of that hole. Generally I find that if people always feel like they have to point out someone’s past shortcomings, it’s sort of a “I fear thou doth protest too much” kind of thing going on. Yeah, point out someone else’s problems so that yours don’t seem so bad. Like you’ve never done anything stupid in YOUR miserable life..
Thanks Quint!
Bravo Quint!
So wait a minute, making fun of a failed actor’s death (see: Corey Haim) is bad taste, but making fun of a successful (if annoying) pitchman’s death isn’t? Hypocrisy much, oh LOLers?
billy mayes is so stupid
OHN how did you draw that?
im tired of billy mayes
I bought an item from the company he worked with. For quite a few months after that, they stole 25 dollars from me a month. I finally realized it was an unauthorized charge, and the bank told me there was nothing I could do.
I found this oddly sweet..
Nice guy. Too bad. That party animal!
R.I.P. ol’ pal.
we lost michael jackson and farrah fawcett within days of eachother… leave it to billy mays to throw in a third at no additional cost.
Dude, very distasteful and not funny.
ever since he died i dont buy from tv
T.V commercials aren’t the same without him:(
RIP…