DRAGONS
Now as pointlessly cute as vampires
(Toothless the Dragon from How To Train Your Dragon)
Vampires? Cute? Really? I guess there are a few sexy ones.
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BOOOOOO!!!!! Not funny
BOOO! this movie was great! Unfunny picture, he was acting this way on purpose. Whoever capped this didn’t watch!
haha, exactly. The dragons in this movie were totally legit, and they weren’t the spans of a new stereotype that will totally ruin them in the eyes of the masses. …Besides, toothless looked like Stitch (Lilo & Stitch) most of the movie, and that totally works for him!
Now that you mention it, he kind of does~! HE only looks cute when his pupils are huge x3 once they dilate he goes into badass mode >:] the movie was fun though
D at least the dragon is genuinely cute (even the haters say he’s cute….and that is the reason they hate him xDDDD) but comparing Toothless to vampires…..hmmmm….no, today’s vampires are not “cute” like this xD
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=8589
Dilation=pupils getting larger. His “badass mode” is when they SHRUNK.
The “dragon” was “acting” this way “on purpose”?
Boy, do you need therapy
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::scratching at his LCD::
Hey, they won’t come off!
I wanted to carry some quote marks around and use them at random times in conversations, too!
Bollocks!
I must need therapy too. I understand why Toothless acts the way he does most of the time, and it’s totally on purpose.
Absolutely. I can’t help but feel someone has missed the critical point. ‘How to Train your Dragon’ is a *comedy*. ‘Twilight’ is meant to be taken seriously. Personally I was happy to see a movie that lampoons the cliched ‘dragon rider’ genre of fantasy. And let’s face it, Toothless was monstrously cute.
I have to agree. Toothless is THE cutest dragon EVER. Period.
If I was to caption this, I would say:
DRAGONS
Have never been this cute or awesome
(smokes pipe) I concur (smoke pipe some more)
*shoots pipe leaving about a quarter inch of tattered wood sticking out of lips* smokings bad for you….but i’m worse *dramatic point of Barretta 92, scene closes*
+1. Awesome movie.
QUESTION!
is it babyish to be obsessed with an animated movie? I’m obsessed with How to Train Your Dragon.
i guess it’s gotta be better than being obsessed with Twilight.
**yawn**
What, so now everything everywhere should be dark and demon in all of its aspects?? Saw the movie. It was cute and a distraction for kids. No connection to Twilight. What So Ever. Sheesh. I get it everyone here hates hates hates Twighlight. And whatshisface looks like a homeless jerk. And the entire concept of TW sucks. And no one over there can act. And we can’t stand the concept of tinkerbell vampires. (Although it would be a pic that would get a response – Tinkerbell with fangs – things that make you go hmmmmm). Anyways, we GET IT ALREADY. ‘kay. Nuff said.
PS: I liked the movie, too.
I think just an O’RLY caption would have been funnier, and that has been done to death as well.
And i thought it was a easter rabbit XD
Even in this movie, I’m pretty certain that sparkily vampires would still be burnt to a crisp by these dragons. BTW I loved this movie.
YES!!! BURNING SPARKLY VAMPIRES TO A CRISP BY DRAGONS FOR TEH WIN!!!
Dude, why you gotta rip on this movie? I took my kids to see it, and they loved it. Hell, I loved it. It was a really fun movie.
At least they don’t sparkle…
…Yet.
don’t you DARE suggest such things! dragons are unruinable. they have enough stored badass to outlast anything. vampires were already only standard midd-strength awesome and twilight was so increadibly ruinative…my train of thaught just crashed
Actually, there are dragons that sparkle.
But they’re dragons, they can do whatever the f**k they want.
NOOOOO! This movie is amazing. One of the best kids movies to come out in a while. Twilight is nothing compared to this movie (then again, twilight is nothing compared to anything). I`ve seen it once already and I`m going again, and I`m 16 years old.
well, i guess dragons have been partly redeemed after the movie of eragon was so shit after the book(s) were (are) awesome.
You can say that again.
i said it again but it didn’t make it past moderation. >=(
Well to be fair , Eragon didn’t ruin dragons. Sapphira being awesome was the only redeeming quality to that movie.
hahaha i LOVED this movie!!!!! it was so cute, perfect for kids. that dragon is ADORABLE too! I’m 18 and in university, I definitely have plans to see it again.
….yeah, no comparison for twilight, I don’t know where this guy got that idea!
Oh screw that, I loved the movie.
Oh please… “Pete’s Dragon” beat this movie to the “cute dragon” thing by about 30 years (33, to be precise).
I also loved this movie, btw. I’m gonna go see it again (for the 2nd time), either today or tomorrow.
I agree. This movie rocks and I would love to see it again. This person apparently doesn’t understand lampoons and has never seen Pete’s Dragon. Besides, the movies were made for two different audiences.
That’s supposed to be a dragon? I thought it was a salamander with Down’s Syndrome…
I was about to say something nasty about you, but on looking at the picture again I think your description is pretty accurate. I lol’ed.
Trisomy axolotl for the win!
Awwww, he *is* cute. Now I’ll have to go see the movie – when there aren’t 263 screaming kids around. Wish my dragon tattoo were that cute.
The difference is that the dragons have way more personality.
Dragons > Vampires
Hands down, everyone.
This may sound kiddish, but I wish dragons existed.
Everyone wishes dragons were really, some people just don’t want to admit it because, as you said it “sounds kiddish”.
Fail. I loved this movie and so did my kids
Pointlessly cute?
Epic fail. Someone put this on that page.
Awwwww, Toothless is so adorable. The Cullens on the other hand….
Twilight was better than this pointless movie.
Hopefully you kid.
the term is ‘surely you jest’
if however sirlongname shit’s us not. someone will pay.
shut up, u freak. httyd is the best movie in existence. twilight is puke.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Did anybody else lol at the commercial, where they said it had better effects than Avatar?
did you see the movie? the 3D was done REALLY well.
I laughed at first, then I saw the movie. They really weren’t kidding
Avatar was a suck movie, face it. Generic plot, goofy looking smurfs… it was all hype.
it’s about taste. and it fit mine perfectly. nerd flick yes, but nerds have produced or been associated with most of the awesomest things the world has ever seen. i am proud to be one. finaly: FUCK YOU!
that should do it
…how on earth is this a “nerd flick”? At least in my part of the worldl, everyone who hated it WAS a nerd
AVATAR was the nerd flick, you fool, not the dargon one
That’s what I meant. And yea, all the nerds I know hated that movie u.u
it’s a sci-fi, i am a self-professed power-nerd, most of the people who liked it my vicinity are fellow nerds…hmmm…still, my point about it being taste stands.
avatar wasnt a whodunit… therefore no need for a tricky plot. it was a total nerd movie. i loved it, because t was a work of art
yeah i thought the movie was cute and plus that dragon could fly faster than you could see it and make SHOCKWAVES so it was cute and awesome
vampires are neither cute OR awesome
Oh.
Wow.
Only one funky comment, no firsts and everybody’s getting along… am I in parallel universe?
That aside, I do agree, the dragon was cute and Twilight has nothing to do with it cute dragons.
yes. yes you are.
My goodness!! you’re right NameHere!!
the getting along has stopped. i made sure of it. lest the internet tear asunder
there is a fine balance in the internet. the intelligent ones vs. the twihards. the innocent bloggers vs. the trolls. and let’s not forget the ones set aside in rule number 1 of the internet. for a moment, the good ones won. there was a temporary imbalance in the forces of the internet, a rare occurence. but somewhere, deep inside 4chan, someone waits… to tip the scales once more…. in favor of the dark side.
This should have been the plot to Tron.
Should have taken place inside the internet where there was a full on war between the trolls and intelligent.
Imagine a high-budget special effect roflcopter battle.
Dragons have featured in children’s fairy tales for hundreds of years. In some cultures they are actually very positive characters in myth. The movie itself was great, very much NOT shallow. It’s an insult to compare it to Twicrap.
I haven’t seen it yet, but plan to. It seems like one that doesn’t attempt to be serious – so it already recognizes that it is making silly dragons instead of your standard D&D monsters. Twilight tries to have vampires be mean and snarly, instead of recognizing them for what they are in those books – bloodsucking fairies.
Yeah, even the really dangerous dragons are kinda goofy-looking, which I really liked. (:
This was actually one of those movies that looked really goofy from the trailer then you watch it and it’s like “Hey, that was pretty epic right there.”
If whoever captioned this had read the book, they would know the dragons are SUPPOSED to look like that.
Booooooo.
Toothless was adorable; who the heck captioned this. D:
God forbid that all dragons are portrayed as evil fire breathing demons that only live to eat people.
why yes i do forbid it, how did you guess? i insist on balance
its also by dreamworks, most of their recent movies have not had anything “scary” in it >_> and come on, thats ONE dragon out of the several shown, and the two headed red dragon and the end Dragon are “ugly” (imo< much more of a fan of toothless and the blue chicken dragon <3)
I’m loving the agreement from all sides here! It’s true that this FAILS. Hard. I’m 24 and a Twilight hater, and I freakin’ LOVED this movie. The animation was SPOT ON, and the story was tidy and endlessly endearing. I agree that comparing this in any way to Twilight is an insult. Can we please just have hordes of people raving about good movies so we can drown out the Twitards?
Yes, he is pointlessly cute. Which was the point. The point was to be pointless, which they succeeded in failing at. The point has no point which was the point and is pointless. Get it? Got it? Good.
Anyway, he’s meant to be cute. He’s an immature, playful dragon. Not a big, scary one, or a beautiful majestic one.
Rate this picture down… it isn’t funny. Well, the picture is. Not the caption.
I disagree. He is a totally badass dragon once his pupils dilate. The cute factor is a distraction. In my opinion.
I think you mean “Constricted”? He has dilated eyeballs in this picture, he looks pretty adorable like that, rather than badass. When he’s got constricted pupils….what you say is true! I only say this because everyone keeps saying dilated, when they mean the opposite.
I loved the movie
thank you my felow terminoligy crusader!
I haven’t even seen the movie and I already hate it…Why? Because it was in 3D instead of clash of the Titans whick is one of the awsomest epicest movies ever, but no they have to put how to screw i mean train your dragon in 3D.
Have you seen the new Clash of the Titans? Epically BAD.
Exactly. I can just imagine the writers for CotT having this conversation:
Writer 1: Hey, I’ve got an idea! Let’s make a movie about Greek mythology and the gods and stuff.
Writer 2: Okay, sounds cool. …Anyone know any Greek myths?
Writer 3: …Ummm… There was Medusa, and a pegasus, and… that’s all I know.
Writer 1: Alright, not a bad start. Anything else?
Writer 2: Oh, some guy named Perseus did something. And the gods are sons of Titans.
Writer 3: Cool! Let’s have this Perseus guy be the son of Zeus, and he needs to fight… -Um, Hades is a god, right?- …Yeah, he fights Hades, but he can’t kill Hades, ’cause Hades is too powerful. So he… umm… needs to fight a little part of Hades.
Writer 1: Better, but what’s this ‘little part of Hades’?
Writer 2: Oh, I dunno. Umm, how about a Kraken?
Writer 3: Yeah, but a Kraken is too big to fight one-on-one. Let’s make Perseus get the head of Medusa to turn it to, umm, what did Medusa do?
Writer 1: I think Medusa turned you to stone…
Writer 3: Okay, that works. Perseus uses it to kill the Kraken.
Writer 2: Sounds EPIC so far! Let’s just add a random girl here -does the name ‘Io’ sound familiar to you guys? I think she was in some myth with Zeus-… umm, the rescue of a princess… oh, and a little chase scene with Perseus on a black pegasus.
Writer 1: And Perseus saves the city! Yeah, that looks good. Okay, write it out and let’s go make the movie!
Sorry for the rant, but I’ve been meaning to say that ever since I saw the movie.
I warn you now, if you know even a tiny bit of Classical mythology, just save yourself time and money and stay away from this.
I mean, I’m no expert on mythology, but was the kraken even Greek? I always thought it was from the Norse myths, but I could be wrong.
yeah thats how it happens -_-
but i think it was more like hmm what can we do for a new movie
ow i know lets make another remake
yeah lets use clash of the titans from 1981 as script
“I mean, I’m no expert on mythology, but was the kraken even Greek? I always thought it was from the Norse myths, but I could be wrong.”, and indeed you are. The kraken was confined and later released by Posidon, the Greek God of the sea!
Oh, you’re right. Should have known that. *facepalm* Got the Kraken confused with the Jörmundgandr serpent. Been too long since I’ve read either legend. ]:P
Likewise, but I knew everything in the Harryhausen CotT except the mechanical owl was taken from Greek myth, and mostly from Perseus and Andromeda.
I can understand the Kraken / Jörmundgandr confusion on some levels but the Kraken was free-swimming; Jörmundgandr wasn’t (fortunately, since the name means “World serpent” or similar, and it moving was supposed to be a cause or earthquakes and/or tidal waves IIRC).
it’s as bad as the origional. the Kraken is NORSE!
Nope. Greek.
You’re mixing it up with another great sea creature.
Norse and Greek are two entirely different things. -_-
oh sorry sorry sorry i didnt realize u were talking about clash of the titans i thought u were talking about httyd i know i know i should have read the other comments first. i feel like a retard now.
Are we talking about the same Clash of the Titans? Because CotT was definitely in 3D.
WTF??!? Since when have vampires been ‘cute’? Since that bullshit “Twilight” came out? Those aren’t vampires. Those are dipshits.
…Duh, he’s a baby. Aren’t babies typically cute?
LOL at a caption that failed so hard, there isn’t even a single comment agreeing with it
Actually, Toothless isn’t a baby at all. He’s a fully grown dragon.
Ah. I haven’t seen the movie yet, so… alrighty.
That was a good movie, so don’t bash Toothless unless you’ve seen it. Jerk.
This movie was fantastic.
Dude, if you actually watched the movie you would know the dragons would mess you up pretty good. xD I mean seriously, if you tried to do the shit that kid does you’d probably panic and give everyone else a good laugh.
Anyone who didn’t laugh at Toothless’ lip-smacking routine needs emergency humor transplants, stat.
Also, I smell an otherkin whose inner dragon just got its pride wounded.
Whyyyyyyyyyy
pah, Terry Pratchett got there years ago with making dragons cute
Swamp dragons are pointlessley depressingly cute and tend to explode when scared, you kinda gotta feel sorry for them 
I, personally, thought this movie was amazing. And Toothless was cute because it’s a kid’s movie and he’s the main character. The other dragons looked totally badass.
This isn’t funny.
This is cute.
That movie was great!
And he looks like Stitch on purpose. Chris Sanders did both movies and since Toothless has very similar characteristics in his personality to Stitch, they made him look similar.
This movie made me so proud of Dream Works. They did such a good job. They paid attention to everything right down to the subtle facial expressions, [yes] the pupil dilation, movement of the hands and arms, the fact that not everything came out alright in the end. It was very well done. Also, I really like the fact that they showed the dragons as animals rather than demons who just fly around and eat people. That! would have been pointless. Oh, and really I thought Lilo and Stitch was a REALLY stupid movie. I didn’t even find it cute much less good.
I have to agree – there is very little to criticize about this movie.
yeah im glad Dreamworks didn’t make the dragons talk like they did in the book.
For some reason this dragon reminds me of my cat, Spooky, whose eye gazes upon you as my avatar…she is an endearingly goofy creature.
To anybody who’s interacted much with cats, it’s pretty obvious that they’re what the “dragons” in the movie are based on. Come on, playing with laser pointers?
Not that I’m complaining…I like cats.
Having not seen it yet, I assume it’s an hour and a half metaphor to teach kids about masturbation.
Tch.
Those ‘vampires’ aren’t even cute.
DRAGONS CAN BE CUTE IF THAT WANNA BE.
for me, dragons and vampires have lost all interest since this horrible pixar film and twilight, cheers to more people crashing the awesome we use to have! (drink out a brand new 60oz jackdaniels whiskey until its empty)
lol at your fail
well, it’s your opinion and I won’t say you fail or your opinion is wrong cuz we all have different takes / tastes / likes / dislikes / whatever (hence the concept of the word). However, I will say I disagree with your opinion
personally, I find this movie appealing. The dragons were designed for kids… and young-at-heart… and it’s comedic so they do have a little more liberty than serious movies (i.e as you mentioned, Twilight). Besides, most of the dragons had that cute (tamed?) look only during times when they are with humans they trust… (i.e Toothless + Hiccup) and they DON’T do that every time.
Nice fail there. You may wish to consider doublechecking the producing company on How To Train Your Dragon in the future. Perhaps your Jack Daniels has led you into error.
I’ll give you a hint. Pixar and Dreamworks are not the same company. They aren’t even owned by the same network. You, sir, fail at reading credits, IMDB, or even commercials.
Aw come on, man! Twilight and How to Train Your Dragon cannot even be mentioned in the same sentence!
You just did it.
zing!
Did anyone else think Toothless was a female before Hiccup started calling the dragon a ‘he’? Wonder how you check for that anyways. Do we want to know?
You check very carefully and only after getting permission.
You do not know how much I loled at that sentence. The thought just made me laugh insanely. Does that make me insane? *ponders*
Or for another caption………………………..
‘Look mum…… if a cross my eyes like this……. and look like I about to cry……….. I can see my tonge
Fail caption and FAIL HEADER! There is nothing funny about using the word special in a snarkily demeaning way like that.
The movie was very well done and Toothless is awesome. Not just for kids. I’m 25, probably going to go see it again, and Toothless is currently my desktop background. Reminds me so much of one of my carpet sharks a.k.a. feline overlords. As far as I’m concerned, dragons can be any way they want to be, and we should not meddle in their affairs, for we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
Fail caption! I agree with everyone who said this was probably done by someone who hasn’t watched the movie. Not all dragons look cute! How about the one that has a tendency to ignite itself (the red one). You see a flaming dragon headed towards you, and tell me if THAT looks cute
Toothless has moments where he looks like he’s going rip someone’s head off. As others before me mentioned, once his pupils dilate, he doesn’t look anywhere near cute.
Besides, Toothless becomes cute only during times when he’s with someone he trusts (i.e Hiccup). Just like wild animals who were raised by humans. I remember watching a documentary in Discovery Channel where one man raised and nurtured a pack of wolves when they were still cubs. Every time he goes to visit his pack, they would “fight” for his attention… acting more like dogs around him than wolves.
correction to myself: once his pupils are constricted.. sorry >_<
I thought wolves have pups, not cubs. But I could be wrong.
hmm.. I always thought those 2 terms are interchangeable… pups = cubs
haha I’m not too sure myself…
Toothless is so cute!
he IS cute and this movie was so much better than any sparkly vampire flick. The person that captioned this was clearly uglier than this dragon and jealous. So screw you haters! Toothless RULES!
That movie was amazing. I dare say the best movie I’ve seen in theaters since District 9. The guy that made this movie did it right in making toothless SO DARN CUTE!!!!!! But I digress, great work, way better than the stupid Twilight flicks.
on a similar note, the guy who did this movie was the same guy who did Lilo and Stitch. So he knows how to make cuteness out of weirdness, and a fraking awesome movie to boot.
I have to agree with you guys. How To Train Your Dragon was a wonderful and cute movie (Though I found myself thinking about Hungarian Horntails and Norwegian Ridgebacks for a good deal of the movie). I really see no connection between sparkling Meyerpires and this adorable little dragon. Peace out.
I was going to type something angry about how your wrong about the cuteness not be pointless, and that he can be badass, but then I looked at the picture again and started daydreaming about having one so you know what, just, just forget it.
Well, I have to agree that Toothless was made cute intentionally, but
it’s an animated film after all.
Oh, and if you think that all dragons are cute in “How to train your dragon”
universe, google “Whispering Death”
you just made my brain hurt.
Well, kids, if there’s anything you didn’t quite understand, just go back and read it again. Thank you, Mr. Wong, for this lovely educational moment…
MY EYES… THEY BURN THEY BURN THEY BURN
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