DOUCHE CHECKLIST
Stupid look – Check
Fake Tan – Check
Shirts unbuttoned – Check
Pimp chains – Check
Popped Collar – Check
Dumbass Beard – Check
Too much Gel – Check
Hand Tatoo – Check
Huge CZ Earring – Check
Girly Eyebrows – check
(Carmine Agnello Jr., John Gotti Agnello, and Frank Gotti Agnello from Growing Up Gotti) — Thanks to Tomcat for his wild identifyin’ skills!
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that describes this guy at my school perfectly.
No kidding. Because it describes all of the tools at my school exactly. Almost the entire baseball and football team. Coincidence? Not really because those guys were douches to begin with.
you forgot the duckface
And popped coller
reading (and spelling) fail
ha ha ha, i’m an idiot
we all have our moments
And the fake tan!
And the douches
And what’s up with the “Dumbass beard”. Maybe this is a fail that I fail at, but what freakin beard? These guys don’t even appear to be capable of growing facial hair.
The chinstrap. You can’t see it very well, which just adds to its douchiness.
this
Droopy eyes – Check
Lol, you beat me to it.
I don’t think it’s a hand tattoo, just an “x” they marked on his hand to indicate that he already paid to get into the party.
The “X” means they are underage…
I don’t think it’s a hand tattoo. I think this particular douche is still too young to drink.
These are some “Douches” From Jersey Shore
Why did you put douches in quotes?
Presumably he was quoting some other douche.
or perhaps just realizing that the current popular usage deviates from the literal meaning (deviation on the internet–just imagine)
What?!? Deviants on the internet? Where?!? *hides*
Aren’t these the three Gottie brothers? The sons of Victoria Gotti, the wannabe model/actress/writer, and daughter of John Gotti, with the nearly-goth make-up and bleached blonde hair?
That’s what it says at the bottom.
Are you sure the one in the middle isn’t a chick. Sure looks like a lesbian to me…
Wow. That just screams “EPIC DOUCHE.”
The mark on his hand is to help him remember that it’s his Right Hand
My God, you just described Guy Fieri on the Food Network!
Note the last name — this describes almost all italians.
Maybe if they’re from NYC
Because the JERSEY shore is in New York, huh?
And Fieri was born in Columbus, Ohio and grew up in Northern California.
Does that make him any less of an Italian douche?
What’s with the pucker look – are they all trying to kiss the camera? Who *are* these dweebs? Do they not realize they look like idiots, or do they just not care?
I always thought that pucker-look was a chick thing. That makes them extra douches IMO. I can’t stand it even when an otherwise amazingly hot chick does it. It makes me want to slap them with a shovel.
LL Cool J ALWAYS makes that ugly pucker face!
*goes to shed* That’s it. I’ve got my shovel. Can I take this on a plane with me, carry-on? I may need it during the flight.
Epic phrase “Slap them with a shovel”
I think Derek Zoolander should sue them!
Oh wait… what’s that? he’s not real?…I see…carry on!
dude I’M a chick and f*cking hate it when a guy or girl does that pucker thing. jesus christ, whatever happened to actually smiling and intelligence?
This. Oh god this.
The puckerthing is the ugliest thing you can do if you’re picture’s being taken. Might as well bomb the photo immediately.
Are they wearing lipstick?
I believe so. Well, I wouldn’t put it past them.
And it’s the three kids from Growing Up Gotti: Carmine Agnello Jr., John Gotti Agnello, and Frank Gotti Agnello.
Actually this picture is not the Gotti boys. That is Joey “Porsche” Carrera in the middle and a couple of his douchebag friends or cousins.
hahaha! you don’t need to be an expert. He is not really a celebrity. This kid got famous from posting ridiculous pictures like that on the internet. He is not really a celebrity, just an internet celebrity because he is a joke. If you frequent any forum, try searching his name.
Go to My350z.com and search him. There is an epic thread about these kids that is just hours of laughs waiting for you!
Hahaha… thanks!
Yeah, it looks like they are stealing mom’s lipstick. What thugs! *laughs*
“I Match Only 2 Of The Criteria. Guess Which 2.”
Fake tan and girly eyebrows?
I’m just surprised Gotti is n actual name. We had this running gag in my home, it strted with this RPG maker and we had to come up with all sorts of dialog messages, then we got lazy and this little puzzle involving a prison guard was summarised as “security guard sleepee, no wakee, gottee?”
Engrish, Hong… Learn it.
I hate this look. Do ANY girls think this is hot? These guys would be the laughing stock of my town!
well for my part..no. Skin cancer never look sexy. And i’m really not into oompas-loombas (or whatever you spell it, sorry !)
I would like to know who made the orange skin “cool”. Seriously..those kids must be lacking attention. (well , good attention, not ours as we are laughing at them! ;D )
actually, considering their family history, you might just be on to something there… Oompa-Loompa + Goomba = Oompa Loomba
Unfortunately yes, and their vags should be stapled shut or at least given some kind of chemical that makes them permanently sterile.
Girly eyebrows is the most disturbing.
Stupid duckface – check
People from Jersey are AWESOME!
Is everyone from Jersey a douchebag? Christ. The ducklips need to be slapped with a shovel.
Forget ducklips, those look more like DSLs.
If I ever met one of these morons, I wouldn’t be able to talk to them for very long without losing control and laughing uncontrollably.
Maybe if you live on the east coast. We don’t have those kinds of people on the west coast.
funny thing is, they think it’s awesome. And we all secretly laugh behind their backs xD
I know that look… That’s Blue Steel!
You forgot “baseball cap worn incorrectly”… CHECK.
they forgot ‘duckface’
You forgot the most important one… the ‘duckface’
I think that before making fun of other people, one should learn how to spell ‘tattoo’ right.
Aside from that, if I were to ever see these guys, I’d skin their balls.
They forgot the kissy face
you forgot pink lipgloss