As we all know, violence, much like sex, doesn’t sell at all in Hollywood. That’s why we never see it in our movies. I, for one, am thankful. I much prefer watching movies where two people just sit and talk for two hours over a piping hot cappuccino, laughing about and loving life.

Angelina REALLY wants Brad to quit growing stupid facial hair
(Angelina Jolie)
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ANGER MANAGEMENT
Has failed Christian Bale once again
(Christian Bale)
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CLINT EASTWOOD
Advising you not to eff with God!
(Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman)
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What’t with the flying chopper and facial hare?
I think the cleaver is stuck into a wall near her.
*hair
Still from “Mr & Mrs Smith”, starring Brangelina as 2 rival assassins.
Christian Bale of Doom is going to find you and make you pay for your sins.
I should make a screenshot of this triple fail, and put it on failblog as-is.
“eff”?? Really? Because you like to speak about the concept of “ſuck”, but somehow the actual word to describe it is taboo? And instead you use another word, which then still has the same meaning. But hey, at least it has no dirty dirdy c and u in it, right?
Incredible, how stupid stupid people are…
Perhaps we don’t need to use vulgar language or proper language for that matter on a site where everything is misspelled purposely for the sake of making a “lolcat/dog/celebrity” etc. Please remove the stick, it’s becoming uncomfortable.
All that third picture needs is Chuck Norris, and you wouldn’t be able to look at it without going blind.
THAT SECOND PICTURE IS A DESKTOP ON ONE OF MY SCHOOL’S COMPUTERS!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!
Anger management has failed him? It looks like it’s working quite well to me: look how happy he is.