VIKINGS
If this is what they look like I’m ready to be pillaged
(Alexander Skarsgård)
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Oh don’t be embarrassed you know you want it! Why else are you to eager to reply?
Once you get passed the fact of who it *is*…yeah…Can the pillaging start now plz?! 8D
*insert usual yenta rant about unrealistic body types, bad role model, “eat something”, etc etc yada yada*
Oh I see, that only happens when women are in shape!
Uhh actually I see a lot of guys that look like this frequently. Ok, not so much the fully defined abs because that’s super hard work, but the rest? Yeah, easy. Even my own dear sweet boyfriend used to look like that (WITH the abs) before he got his desk job.
I don’t know if you’re male or female, either way it would do you a bit of good to know that men naturally have a faster metabolism, naturally more muscle, and DO. NOT. GET. CELLULITE.
BTW, in shape is one thing – skinny and underweight is another. A 130lb female athlete vs a 95lb model, there’s kind of a difference.
lol thanks for the hypocrisy! Was waiting for someone to do it.
Then again, women don’t have to get as lean as men because they don’t need that much muscle definition and also women don’t need to build muscle! So I would say getting the perfect body is easier for women.
So women of the internet get to diet and excise and we’ll reward you with complements and sex.
Metabolism varies person to person 100% of the time, same with the chance of getting cellulite, you’re young and dumb, it’s okay, but now that you know you can be slightly less ignorant.
Whens the last time a television sitcom showed a fat, average woman with a super hot husband?
So, in short, suck it, or build a better argument concerning double standards.
Win
<3
No thank you, I see enough of that in real life.
Married with children thats when the neighbor ….. take that
Nice abs.. but he’s got creepy eyes. I’d be scared of him… and to be honest, I don’t even know who that is.. lolol..
It’s shopped – and all over the interwebs. Here’s the original picture:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/bzzagent-bzzscapes-prod/eric-northman—wikipedia–the-free-encyclopedia-lrg.png
But it doesn’t make much of a difference – this is what he really looks like:
http://www.thepostgameshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/askars.jpg
major droolage…
I like him better with long hair… makes him look more wild and feral or something. Om nom nom.
omnomnom indeed! *pant, sweat, drool*
I will take him any way I can get him!
He looks better in the non-shopped photo. Yay! a little chest hair.
So true. I’d probably do him looking like he does in the non-Photoshopped version. Don’t like shaven armpits, no chest hair and cleft chins on guys. He does have creepy eyes though, like someone above mentioned.
*small heart stutter – quickly shuts picture*
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I’ll let you pillage me anytime ;D
Wow, a male hawttie on the cheezburger network… I’VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS! OH FRABJOUS DAY! CALLOO, CALLAY
!
Tee Hee! Frabjous day. I love the reference!
Mmmmm… pillage me, baby.
Who cares who he is?! I’m with Evilgirltroll and OVER9001!
Oooooh – pillage me. Please.
ha! suckers! i AM being pillaged by one of these! even got a marriage certificate to prove it
Lucky >:T
or skilled
Mmmm… pillaging.
How do people not know who he is? He plays Eric in True Blood and is also in Zoolander but dies right as the beginning. He is also the son of the guy who plays Bootstrap Bill in Pirates of the Carribean.
And he can pillage me anyday
Phew, I had to look that one up, you confused me. In real life the son of the actor who plays Bootstrap Bill… haha.
It’s entirely possible to not know who this guy is without living under a rock. Some of us have never:
* Watched True Blood or its trailers/promos;
* Read about the show (we’re aware it exists, but that’s the extent of our interest/knowledge);
* Watched Zoolander;
* Looked up personal info about his dad (again, due to lack of interest).
And yet we manage to live rich, full lives …
well we’ve been bombarded with true blood adverts on a number of channels over here so a lot of people would have guessed. unless they have no tv
It may surprise you to know that some of us DON’T have TV.
Or have it but rarely turn it on. Or the rest of the world who doesn’t get 100% of American nonsense.
I’am the same way. I have TV, but almost never watch it. The internets are way better. I have seen True Blood though. A friend recommended I Netflix it. I liked the show untill the third season when it started getting silly.
BTW has anyone else noticed the lack of arm pit hair. I know someone said it’s shopped, but I find a man who shaves his pits w/o a good reason to be kinda creepy.
Yeah, it kinda turned me off. I don’t think that was the viking way.
the third season isn’t out yet.
Some of us do not watch/pay attention/or really care about, commercials. Especially those about tweeny looking vampires and their collective angst…..
)
That said IN SPITE of his acting “career” he is easy on the eyes although I don’t think he would be “into” pillagiing my gender ><…not that there is anything wrong with that
yummy bring it on !!!!
Think more hair. Everywhere.
yea, he’s kinda too pretty, but I could look beyond that – nice arms mmmmmm
He looks like a vampire… but not a sparkly-emo vampire; an Ann Rice’s vampire.
Anyway, he looks delicius…
Eh Ann Rice vampires were still a bit emo, just less sparkly.
And more lethal. :3
really? has no one made a Tre Blood reference yet?
*EDIT* True Blood
**drools**
Wait…. there are other hot guys besides David Tennant????
….I’ll be in my bunk.
See that crease in his belly? He is the only person to survive giving birth to an Alien!
uh…hu… after finally getting who this guy is (thanks 2 the true blood fans here, who told me
) I still don’t think him to be THAT hot… he sure does look fit and OK – if you’re not looking at his face (at least in that picture above where the head looks somewhat… wrong)… but… I’m just not the Chippendales girl I guess… *shrug*
Right, so you women actually want to be set on fire, as long as the guy who does it is ripped?
vikings should definitely have chest hair, but viking or not, yumm-o
Good lord, that man is beautiful.
Abs?! SQUEE!!!!!!!!!
look……… he’s gorgeous. don’t intellectualise it. he will not give a monkeys…I suspect he’s already been paid and is currently laughing his head off with his accountant over a beer He knows it , we know it, let’s all enjoy it for what it is. Sex on a stick!!! He is Viking personified and I for one am laguishing in this picture. Mmmmmmmm
Yummy!
That is Beyonce’s boyfriend that gets the splash of poison in the coffee in the video for “Telephone” Skarsgard gets the powder put in his drink by Gaga in the “Paparazzi” video. Don’t get your poisonings confused
I’m gonna have to agree with Kerry…hawt. nuff said.
ew/ short, smart, pudgy man preferred/ jon stewart, call me/
Meh.
I’ve seen better.
I’ve DATED better, and I’m a short fat girl.
And I had no idea who he was until I read the comments and I saw one ep of true blood.
(Just the one- bleugh)
Guess he’s just not that memorable *whistles*
Off course he’s hot and off course he’s a viking. He’s Swedish, som am I and all people in Sweden are hot!
Which is why I’m moving to Sweden!!
PECS OR GTFO
Hothothothothot!!!
swampthing – “short, smart, pudgy man”??? What are YOU smoking? Jon Stewart is completely HOT and certainly not what I would call pudgy or short. I can enjoy both men for their unique assets. Jon has a killer smile, great hair and a sense of humor that goes on forever. Mr. Viking there is pretty self-explanatory and yes, I enjoy looking at a ripped man’s body. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying all types of men.
He’s a butterface >_>
Nice body, but eh, I’ve “been with” a dude with those kind of abs and his hips were like tiny little knives.
Evil, angry little knives dipped in poison….
First off… in case someone hasn’t already pointed it out… this is NOT Alexander’s body. It is a photoshopped image from a fan trying to do her interpretation of the Mr January calendar page from the books.
Why are Swedish guys gorgeous
I’ll take my next hollidays in Sweden. Most likely! *frrrrr*
homena homena homena. i don’t care whose body that is. alexander skarsgard is sex on a stick. i’d let him pillage me any day
side note: totally moving to sweden now…