Comments on: Deep, Man. So Deep… http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/ Lol Celebrities and All That's Famous, Fab and Funny. Your favorite actors and actresses in a funny new light! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 00:33:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: jjk http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-144945 Sun, 31 Oct 2010 04:25:52 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-144945 Snoop Dogg did once say
‘When the pimp’s in the crib ma
drop it like it’s hot’

]]> By: Teddy http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-105941 Wed, 19 May 2010 03:18:25 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-105941 WTF, that’s not from Johny Depp, I’ve heard it a billion times.

]]> By: Teapots http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-104424 Sun, 09 May 2010 03:52:54 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-104424 Thats not a haiku. Haikus are about nature, and they always have to be.

]]> By: Alexa http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-104054 Thu, 06 May 2010 20:23:03 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-104054 This should be removed. I saw that caption on Threadless.com!

]]> By: hurlingwords http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103879 Wed, 05 May 2010 18:22:47 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103879 pretty sure I saw that caption on a Threadless teeshirt 2 years ago.

]]> By: xKeVyOx http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103802 Wed, 05 May 2010 11:18:18 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103802 But you just did.

]]> By: randomnerd http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103446 Tue, 04 May 2010 00:38:46 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103446 They had the right idea. See my above comment for the explanation.

]]> By: randomnerd http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103445 Tue, 04 May 2010 00:37:06 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103445 He’s thinking of the Japanese ‘syllable’ count. Haiku does have three mora (Japanese equivalent of syllables), but the rest of the haiku is in English, so the diphthong ‘ai’ is considered one syllable.

]]> By: randomnerd http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103438 Tue, 04 May 2010 00:26:31 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103438 Redundant haikus
Invading comment pages
I would like some pie!

]]> By: Wingedwolf57 http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103404 Mon, 03 May 2010 20:01:21 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103404 It does have only two syllables. The person who said it was six was wrong.

]]> By: Jennifer http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103396 Mon, 03 May 2010 18:51:19 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103396 It really upsets me that all through school my teachers taught me that haiku had only 2 syllables. I guess that’s what you get with a public school education in the south.

]]> By: hayleybreanne http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103336 Mon, 03 May 2010 13:59:03 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103336 Nerdfighters! French the llama!

]]> By: xKeVyOx http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103259 Mon, 03 May 2010 01:16:09 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103259 I know you mean well

But that’s what makes it funny

He just could not do it

]]> By: StaplerFan http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103237 Sun, 02 May 2010 22:14:30 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103237 My family happened to talk about haikus at dinner, and my brother quoted that.. And yeah its old…

]]> By: StaplerFan http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103236 Sun, 02 May 2010 22:12:59 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103236 Last line fail… :L

]]> By: StaplerFan http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103235 Sun, 02 May 2010 22:11:44 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103235 I think that comment
Was both funny and clever
Refridgerator . . .

]]> By: Zip Loc http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103141 Sun, 02 May 2010 03:40:10 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103141 i heard that haiku somewhere before….

]]> By: Wingedwolf57 http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103032 Sat, 01 May 2010 12:16:44 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103032 No its Hai-kus are ea-sy

]]> By: chil http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-103026 Sat, 01 May 2010 11:56:01 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-103026 ha-i-kus are ea-sy

]]> By: Shanon http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102990 Sat, 01 May 2010 02:01:09 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102990 Boo.

The quote is brilliant…. for the person who came up with it 3973297 years ago.

]]> By: Miss Silver http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102987 Sat, 01 May 2010 01:24:46 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102987 This is so bad, I’m reluctant to even call it a non-sequitur.

]]> By: Rachel http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102937 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:27:20 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102937 Yeah, I’m sure Threadless loved this, too.

Try again. Caption fail.

]]> By: soso104 http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102934 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:21:09 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102934 this picture fails hard
i saw it on vlogbrothers
why is that frontpage?

]]> By: Jimmylou http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102911 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:48:10 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102911 That happens every 10 secounds… ;)

]]> By: Riddle http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102902 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:10:27 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102902 ^^Win!

]]> By: Spence http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102898 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:31:24 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102898 Same here. Nice for a t-shirt, not for a caption of Depp

]]> By: MlMlMlMl http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102877 Fri, 30 Apr 2010 01:11:13 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102877 Haiku fail.

]]> By: Villy http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102872 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:52:16 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102872 I’ve always preferred it with “hippopotamus” rather than “refrigerator”

]]> By: claregurl http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102870 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 23:02:06 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102870 You failed at counting.

]]> By: chil http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102867 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:34:51 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102867 you failed at the first line
haikus are easy = 6

]]> By: KrazyKomrade http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102855 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:02:02 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102855 It’s already been done. Go do something original. I even have the shirt!

]]> By: Pockets http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102852 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:55:51 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102852 So true.

]]> By: And now to rip off Tally Hall http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102850 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:39:01 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102850 I have been trying

To write a haiku for you

Some things I just can’t do

]]> By: TableSyrup http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102847 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:13:38 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102847 And I got the T-shirt that says the same thing from threadless about two years ago…..

]]> By: mary http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102846 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:13:26 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102846 Depp, man. So Depp…

]]> By: King Graphjam http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102844 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:07:35 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102844 Makes about as much sense as anything else these days.

]]> By: Wingedwolf57 http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102842 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:22:18 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102842 Fail! Instead of reading this go buy the t-shirt and watch John and Hank ^_^

]]> By: Nick R. Bocker http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102839 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:43:18 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102839 double fail

1. Unoriginal
2. Caption has nothing to do with picture

]]> By: xKeVyOx http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102837 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:34:32 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102837 delete last line

]]> By: xKeVyOx http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102836 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:32:43 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102836 Why does that caption

Get to be on the front page

While it’s not clever

While it’s not clever

]]> By: xKeVyOx http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102834 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:21:46 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102834 Fail

]]> By: rickCa http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102833 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:15:24 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102833 I just lost 10 seconds of my life…

]]> By: Yekk http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102830 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:07:27 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102830 FIRST-….ooh..

]]> By: peepers http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/29/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-haikus-eas/comment-page-1/#comment-102828 Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:02:11 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=49710#comment-102828 FIRSTOOO!!

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