
STRIDE GUM
Start chewing another piece… or we’ll find you
(Sylvester Stallone)
Don’t go knocking on his door, either.
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STRIDE GUM
Start chewing another piece… or we’ll find you
(Sylvester Stallone)
Don’t go knocking on his door, either.
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HYGIENE
The lack of hair nets in this picture makes me uncomfortable…
(Bill Kaulitz)
Don’t let these people near your food, either.
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This week, everyone’s favorite train wreck, Lindsay Lohan, blew off a deposition…and went shopping. This got us thinking: What important events would you flake on for some new shoes or one of those tank tops that has “Princess” screen printed across the chest?
Personally, it depends on how much room I currently have in my walk-in closet. If I think I can still cram some more crap in, I would be willing to miss my manslaughter trial; I’ve learned from TV shows that they’re always allowing continuances in those situations. I will say, though, that when a sale is involved, all bets are off. Enjoy the cab ride from the airport, Grandma!
For the record, the deposition that Ms. Lohan failed to attend was related to a 2007 incident involving a car chase, possible drunk driving, and drug possession. So all of the Lohan staples, really.

Sometimes it’s better to not volunteer information about your personal life…
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Because only men suffer from cold and wind
(Jessica Biel, Wesley Snipes, and Ryan Reynolds)
Some women have trouble with temperatures.
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THE DOUCHECAT
Unfortunately, not an extinct breed
(Jon Gosselin)
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Not every country is as inherently neutral as Switzerland…
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