
You’re never too old to get caught ridin’ dirty either!
Via author Neil Gaiman via Submit a Tweetbag
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You’re never too old to get caught ridin’ dirty either!
Via author Neil Gaiman via Submit a Tweetbag

Breaking News – President Grimsson of Iceland gives volcano update
They brought in a professional and everything is under control.
(John Cleese)
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TEEN ANGST
Just doesn’t sell as well when you’re a twenty-five year old divorcee.
(Avril Lavigne)
But it does sell well to 25-year-olds playing teenagers in television shows.
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…and in this enclosure we have an attention seeking whore. Instead of food and water, she lives off of pictures and attention. *click* *click* *click*
(Heidi Montag)
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ACTING
Your results may vary. Current acting is not a indicator of future acting ability. If you have a scene lasting more than 4 hours consult an agent imediately. Additional terms and restrictions apply. Consult a director before making any changes in your script. Not available in Utah and West Virginia.
(David Caruso and Elizabeth Berkley)
Other side effects include not being able to act while fully clothed.
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Sometimes it’s better to read between the lines than to question motives…
Via astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson via Submit a Tweetbag

Back me up, guys. How big was that rat we just saw?
(West Side Story)
Rat?! I just thought we were moving!
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