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If I Had a Hammer, I’d
build a big metal suit
that would fly around
and blow up the bad guys and be generally
awesome and badass
and look cool and sh*t
[hmmm...doesn't really fit the song, does it?]
(Robert Downey Jr.)
Writing hit pop songs makes me have to use the restroom.
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uhh… what song?
“If I had a Hammer” by Peter, Paul and Mary
Er… is this a really obscure They Might Be Giants joke? Or a Pete Seger one?
So confused.
I chose to believe it is a TMBG joke, but it probably isn’t.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_I_Had_a_Hammer
But it was most notoriously recorded by Leonard Nimoy.
Google is your friend.
I think Barenaked Ladies could make that song work
He. Is. Beautiful.
OMG, those arms. *drools*
Yeah, I don’t think most of the people who view this site are going to be old enough to know that song
I’m 18 and I know it. It’s all a matter of what one has been exposed to.
My first thought was Stephen Lynch’s song…
“If I had a hammer, I’d build a house for two…”
And if I had a sailing ship, I’d take a trip with you.