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Most people know that Descartes said, “I think, therefore I am.” What most people don’t know is that that quote continues, “…afraid of Chuck Norris.”
(Chuck Norris)
Another little-known fact about Mr. Norris.
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FIRSTTTTTTYYYYY!!!
and really, Chuck Norris jokes? How 5 years ago.
Chuck Norris jokes are always funny.
Did you see Goonies yet? I heard its mint.
As soon as I see E.T. Is that out on betamax yet?
Chuck doesn’t have nightmares.
Night has Chuckmares.
We’ll just turn the other way and pretend we never read that.
We can pretend, but Chuck’s roundhouse kick NEVER FORGETS.
ROFL. What server?
the joke will stop beeing funny if he dies of an heartattack,
And saying “first” is brand new?
“FIRSTTTTTTYYYYY!!!”?
Not really new either, at least the Chuck gag was funny.
Oh I disagree.
No one cares what you think.
Descartes
Seconded.
wow I hate chuck norris he is an aging has been
Did he beat up your punctuation?
am i the only one here who seems to remember that this phrase was not coined by descartes at all? it comes from cogito ergo sum, which is latin and reaches as far back as plato and aristotele.
but anyway. im just a boring nit-picker
Erm. Platon & Aristotle were Greek, not Latin. Believe me, the phrase “Dubito ergo cogito. Cogito ergo sum” definitely comes from Descartes, who, like many others in the Middle Ages, wrote open letters in Latin.
And that misspelling in the caption makes me twitch.
Well you’re both wrong. The correct phrase is “Cogito, ergo sum.”
Read here: http://www.iep.utm.edu/descarte/
i didn’t say that plato and aristotele were romans, i just said the phrase came from the latin “cogito, ergo sum” (and please oh please, does me forgetting a coma make me be wrong about the principle?). i also said “it reaches as far back as plato and aristotele” and not that they coined it in latin.
Chuck Norris sucks. He’s an over-hyped moron.
*Descartes
*Nicoles
I’ve met Mr. Norris; he’s a very nice man. Not, perhaps, the brightest star in the firmament, but very polite and personable. He also gave me some very good karate tips.
It’s actually ‘I doubt, therefore I am.’ Common mistake.
Uh-huh, it does make sense now. Whether it is “think” or “doubt”, or by Descartes or Aristotle or Marvin the Martian.
If it has Chuck Norris in it, it makes sense.
Bruce Lee could have kicked Chuck Norris’ ass blindfolded and with his arms broken.
Chuck Norris can KIND OF act, but fight? Not really.
And stop with the Chuck Norris jokes. They’re as unfunny as funnyjunk.
Never mind Bruce Lee; Jackie Chan actually has kicked Chuck Norris’ @ss! Not that I’m suggesting Jackie would have kicked Bruce’s @ss, but it would be interesting to be able to find out for sure one way or the other..