Don’t be fooled, That glass is not oversized, She is just really small
(Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki)
She’s practically an Oompa Loompa.
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Still have no clue who she is… Is she another one of those nobody’s who got famous from MTV or American Idol and will remain a nobody?
She’s from a show called Jersey Shore, although I don’t know why she or the show exists.
Because Americans love a good train wreck.
Well, that explains the eight years of Bush.
Not all of us enjoyed that
Whaa? What wasn’t to love? Pointless wars, destroying the American economy, handing the keys to the country over to the oil companies… It was a golden era of train wreckiness!
Don’t forget Katrina. Gotta love Katrina.
How could I have forgotten her! *foreheadslap*
Katrina was a natural disaster…not a governmental train wreck.
No, but the RESPONSE to Katrina was the train wreck…..
ZING!
Please don’t remind me, I still have a eye twitch from that dark time. I was contemplating evacuating Canada.
Snooki–because the world needs another no-talent fame-hag.
I think it’s really funny that she isn’t even italian! This girl’s claim to fame:
She is a filthy mexican pretending to be a flithly italian on a bad TV show.
Isn’t she Chilian and not Mexican?
Maybe, but “filthy Chillian” just dosen’t have the same ring to it.
I’d punch her on the fac– ops, whatever
She’s not small, she’s a tub of flabby, soft, sagging, toneless flesh, with a personality to match. She is short, though. Basically, her only redeeming feature is that she will one day die.
Four foot nine inches is small, even if she is a bit chunky. And at that height, I’m pretty sure that both the size and the weight issues are caused by a particular genetic situation. In other words, she will be fighting weight her entire life, through no fault of her own.
The fact that she is a media ho, on the other hand? That is entirely on her.
I guess her genes caused that fishbowl of syrupy high-calorie faux margarita to appear in her hand “through no fault of her own.”
Personal responsibility used to be an admirable trait. Just because society glorifies these limp-willed attention whores playing the victim card all the time doesn’t mean they’re anything other than contemptible.
Flabby? Soft? Sagging? Well, excuse her for not being a skeleton like so many other Hollywood ‘beauties.’
I really don’t want to excuse anything – /that/ is nothing short of hideous. It would probably help if she was a skeleton…
No, on second thought, nothing much would help. Maybe a bazooka?
I want to punch her face so bad, she looks like a fat dumbass.
Though she really does look that ridiculous.
Way to state the obvious…Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are really small…
Thank God my daughters look at her and say “Umm Ewww Soory Snook you are CREEEPY!
If she switched to lite beer she could drop a few pounds pretty quick. Of course if people would quit talking about her she would disappear!
I’ve had one of those and they’re pretty oversized…I think i want one now
She invented google
One useful answer saves 10_000 Google searches.
Stay classy
Well, at least the bump-it is bigger than the drink… and her… and her relevance.
ps – love the comment, taz, about her disappearing if we quit talking about her.
That is one ugly skank!
she is just really small…
…an really annoying.
Then why is do her hair and her lips seem to be in proportion to the glass?
I enjoy how she appears to have a unibrow in this photo. It reminds me of Bert’s unibrow.
why the hell does that person always do that thing with her lips? looks so strange!