MANPURSES
Only cool if Indiana Jones has one
(Zach Galifianakis)
I guess Indy does pull it off a bit better.
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The german “Herrenhandtasche”:
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FIRSTEEEEPERS!
DERP DURP DE-DERP!
FAIL!!
The mods screwed my first by allowing the post with the link
It’s a satchel!
You’re right, it is a satchel!
…your point, headline?
i want one!!!
Completely uncool. Period.
You guys have become so attached to your possessions that you need a purse to carry all that crap? You NEED more stuff than will fit in your pockets?
And you wonder why you’re in debt?
Watch 24. Jack Bauer keeps at least 6 weapons, because he can’t carry enough ammo and a load of equipment he needs to complete his task. He only carries the essentials.
And yes, I know it is a fictional character in a fictional show, but Jack still kicks ass.
Let’s see… Fully loaded I’ve got my wallet, coin holder, smartphone, mints tin of smartphone accessories, tin of various meds, tin of actual mints, GPS receiver for smartphone, business card case, multi-tool, lighter, pen, pencil, note pad, tape measure, mending kit tin, first aid kit tin… I can go for a purse. Or, I can just look like I’m always happy to see you.
Not fully loaded I have my phone with my DL and ATM card shoved into the case. But, I feel unprepared!
So much unnecessary stuff!
Are you an EMT or a building contractor?
You don’t need a purse. You need therapy.
My comments referred to normal guys in the normal world. Clearly, I am out of my element.
It’s called “practicality”. Obviously something in short supply to those who let an overabundance of testosterone addle their brains.
lol defensive!
Well when i’m just going out for a few minutes to a couple of hours, or for something simple, I take my wallet, my cellphone, my MP3 player, and my keys. Which fills three of four pockes with my keys hanging from my beltloop. If i’m going to the pool or out for the afternoon, I tuck the first three into a tiny purse with a notepad and pen (the purse easily hangs up in a locker at the pool keeping it away from anything wet). If i’m going out all day or overnight I take my full on purse wiht makeup, mini toothbrush and toothpast, knife, bandaids, antibactierial ointment, clear polish, charger for my phone and a charger for my mp3 player. So really it depends on what you need for the occasion and how long you’ll be away from home. Debt and attachment to possesions often have little to do with each other.
You are so wrong. Debt and attachment to possessions are completely connected to each other.
I know you don’t want to hear it, but it’s true anyway.
Try watching “Affluenza” if you dare.
Debt is ‘achieved’ by spending more than you earn, by using credit, for immediate gratification, because you’re too greedy and impatient to save up and pay cash.
BTW, a first house mortgage (on a home you can afford to own) does not qualify as “debt.” A $500 per month payment on an overblown SUV is unnecessary debt.
Okay, Tyler Durden.
what can Zach galafinakus not pull off?
Hosting SNL. He did horrible.
a murse.
Indy does pull it off better, even if his IS a messenger bag satchel thing
Indy has a satchel, this guy is carrying a purse…. zippers, external pouches, ect.
Yeah, it is a purse and I know that positively because I own it! It’s from Fossil…
i want that shirt. that is one kickass shirt.
IT’S A SATCHEL!!!!!!
Exactly! Indiana Jones did not carry a purse. It was a beatup leather satchel. You might be able to call it a messenger bag, but really it was a satchel. It was used on adventures but was primarily for hauling books and papers to and from class.
“Messenger bags” weren’t invented in the 1930s when Raiders was set, or even the 1980s when Raiders was made, but even if they had been, Indy would still have been using a satchel.
The clown in the pic is carrying a purse though!
Did you not even see the movie?
What do you mean? the guy looks totally cool, and his beard increases his coolness.
Plus, even I know the incredible usefulness of a messenger bag.
True about the usefulness/coolness of a messenger bag. Unfortunatly this is NOT a messenger bag. It’s a purse.
And no the beard does not increase his cool. A well trimmed, well kept beard can look good on a mad, but the grizzly adams looks good on noone.
But a long shaggy beard is essential if you want to look like a mad!
“Who was that guy? He was so MEAN!”
Um… Who?
Once again… it’s a satchel!
Indiana Jones has one.
So is it just me*, or does the caption say that manpurses are cool?
* who thinks the caption says that, NOT who agrees with what I think the caption says
“It’s not a man purse, it’s a satchel…” hahaha
Let’s hope he’s holding it for a friend, because it’s definitely a woman’s bag. It’s a Fossil Sutter crossbody bag, which is listed in the “women’s handbags” section of their website. [bag nerd]
That’s what I was thinking, because I OWN that bag!
its not a fossil sutter crossbody its a Roots Village Bag, http://canada.roots.com/VillageBaginClassicPrinceLeather/RootsOriginalFlatBags//18018982,default,pd.html?cgid=WomensLeatherBagsMedium&selectedColor=2111
some purse nerd
So…. My mom has that exact same purse.
Roflrazzi, it’s kind of dumb to make fun of someone who is only doing something to be made fun of as a joke, in a comedy.
My girlfriend has this purse
its not a man purse its a satchel indiana jones wears one
manpurse?manpurse!!!!!!!????????????cool.
NO! Robert Downey Jr. carries one of those sometimes, and it rocks!
So the correct caption is, “Only cool if Indiana Jones AND/OR Robert Downey Jr. has one.”