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So true
This is one of the best analogies I have seen in a very, very long time.
True.
haha XD
Okay, this one was actually funny.
This is the first twitter post I’ve seen on this site that was anywhere near funny, but I actually lol’d.
TWITTERS SUCK!
STOP THE TWITTERS!
THEY AREN’T FUNNY!!!
(but this one IS true)
You’re wrong, except for the parenthetical bit.
I wish I could favourite this.
Amen. So I just save it to my comp.
Amen x 2. I’ve saved it to my comp, too. As far as comparisons go, this one is 2 for the price of 1.
So true.
You just don’t understand soccer.
Twi-tards, however, can blow me.
@ rafboy- you want them to……
O.O
*calls the police*
Like a vuvuzela, Amy.
Why police? How do you know he’s not talking about the legions of 40 year old women watching it for the underage manflesh?
Mmmmm, unsatisfied sexually frustrated 40 year old women!!
Mmmmm, insecure sexual neophyte 20 year olds!!
Cum one, cum all!
BRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
You realize that a good portion of the Twi-tard population is under the age of 18, right?
You do realise that in some states and a lot of the world the age of consent is below 18 don’t you?
In some places it’s 16, as a lot of idiots found out when they were complaining about Daniel Radcliffe performing naked on stage in Equus. Still some of you aren’t very good at realizing there are places outside of whatever country you live in and that those countries have different laws etc…
So your idea of football is the scores? You = twi-tards.
Why else are they on the field for 2+ hours? For exercise? To show off colorful uniforms? To do ballet? If the scores didn’t matter, they wouldn’t decide the *winner* of the game. About the only thing *more* boring is baseball. No, wait… golf. Or possibly curling. Hmm… maybe if they combined all of those, there might be something worth watching…….
Playing baseball on ice using golf clubs? oh wait i forgot curling….
All sports combine..now that’s something worth watching! :p
it’s ok working class fellow, you wouldn’t have the money to play golf anyways. not all sports are about kicking s**t and drinking beer, y’know ?
A vuvuzela is almost as annoying as a 12-year-old girl.
A soccer fan is MORE annoying than a 12-year-old girl.
Go watch your beloved commercials…sport I mean sport.
Gee, thanks for insulting me twice.
*highfive*
Which two are you? A 12-year-old girl and a vuvuzela?
Well you can suck it i’m thirteen and i hate twilight, i would make you suck it if i had it >.>
Oh, i’m sure you have it, ya hermaphrodite.
FAIL TROLL IS FAILURE
Great! Soccer sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
luckly only in USA
it does not!
yuh huh
It’s really boring to watch but REEEEEEEEALY fun to play. Get off your butt and try it sometime
nuh uh
So many people complain about these tweets, but this one is the exception.
this made me chuckle
So much win!
football – a sport in which u kick around a ball using ur feet hence foot ball
dont think i can make it any more simple.
There are about 10 different games called “[something] Football” and in which the ball may be moved with the feet; “Association Football”, aka soccer, is just one of them.
Lol fail, they don’t run 2 h.
P.S. So handegg is all about the scores and bear commercials?
Nope, it’s all about making so much money that the rules of nature no longer apply to you.
We don’t have that many bear commercials during football, except probably in Chicago.
lol so true
u guys shouldnt be hatin on twlight… because breakin dawn edward n bella get some… its pretty intense… so on that note… all haters shouldnt even go see the movies if ur goin to complain bout it….
Really?!
How big was Bella’s strap-on?
Okay, this made me LOL.
*spits out water* you have no idea how funny that was……!
+12 internets!
One thing I’ll say in Twilight’s favor: At least the author has mastered spelling, grammar, and punctuation — unlike the microcephalic Twilight fans such as yourself. However, that’s all it has going for it; it’s a crappy romance novel (as in, it makes all other romance novels look non-crappy by comparison), it’s written to a twelve-year-old reading level with sex scenes (is the author a pedophile?), and it includes fairies who claim to be vampires.
My wife is reading the books right now and says that while the plot is mindlessly entertaining enough to keep her reading, she freely admits the books are NOT well-written at all. Stephanie Meyer is not a good writer.
And actually, all that grammar/spelling/punctuation accuracy is what an editor does. There is no proof that SMeyer is capable of any of it.
“Breakin dawn”… What, only in the THIRD movie did they “get some”? And, btw, Romantic Euphemism = FAIL. (And no, I don’t know if you meant “third time’s the charm” because I’ve never bothered watching any of them. They just looked too lame to bother.)
Breaking dawn? Breaking wind, more like.
Perhaps if you would stop reading trash like Twilight you would learn how to spell, use capitals, and punctuation. I’ve seen five year old children with a better grasp of English than you have.
By the way, just an FYI, people who dislike crap like Twilight are unlikely to waste money seeing the films at the cinema anyway, we leave that sort of waste of time and money to Twi-tards like yourself.
It’s funny cuz it’s TRUE!!!
…and just like american football, i just cant get that damn boring slow game. Why do you love it so much?
oooh, nw i get it. the players butts look nice on those tights.
but if i were you guys, i’d watch twilight! Edward and Jacob’s butts might not be that big, but those chests… oh my!
it’s only funny for americans… because only americans says “Soccer”…
american football sucks, more than “soccer”, more than twilight…
So does what you call “football.” Cope.
American football is pure awesome. There’s no feeling like watching your team win the Super Bowl (which unfortunately has been 10 years for my Rams).
What about people watching their COUNTRY win the World Cup? The Spain-Netherlands match will be 1 of the most watched events in the world.
its not something football its actual football the real and only one football lol…
Oh, shut up. It’s grown men being paid to play a schoolyard game.
My God, why do people in other countries get so bent out of shape that we have a different sport called football here? Why do you even freaking care? Europeans drool over their favorite soccer teams, and that’s fine. Just because we call it something different here doesn’t make us evil. Geez.
I understand both football and Twilight, what I don’t understand is why anyone would want to pay the slightest bit of attention to either.
why is it called football anyway? players barely touch the “ball” (which you insist to call it that) with their feet…
Well, just like in soccer, teams can kick the ball to score points (3 pt field goal), or to kick the ball away on 4th down (punting), or the kickoff at the beginning of the half or after scoring. So there is a fair amount of using the foot in football.
actually that question should be applied to your redneck sport, since you totally copied rugby, just added extra protection. and you americans want to talk about pussies, heh.
somebody hates footbaaaaaaaall
at least in the GD twitter you can’t score… and in the end it goes to a penalty shootout…
BRETT ERLICH IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
*hits the zinger alarm*
football!
um- whats so wrong with soccer and twilight? i happen to be a fan of both, and they dont just “run around for 2 hours,” like you may think they do. soccer requires a lot of practice, and apparently, whoever tweeted this is unaware that the twilight saga and the movies based on it weren’t just thrown together. Stephenie Meyer is a great author, and football (soccer) is a great sport. whoever thinks otherwise simply dosen’t care about either enough to pay attention to the work involved. and, by the way, this fan also insists that you simply do not care enough to understand.
I love soccer and it does take a lot of practice. I love the twilight books, but like every based on a book movie it pretty much sucked.
Awww bless another little Twi-tard who has lost all the braincells it was born with. Stephenie Meyer is not a great author. She writes very bland books, about very bland characters, and ridiculously storylines, where she even breaks the rules she has set for the universe she created. The only thing she is great at is sucking money out of silly little Twi-tards like you.
You are right saying that non Twi-tards don’t care about the series, you are wrong when you assume they don’t understand it.
Silly Americans. You people don’t understand.
What makes football appealing to me is the same thing that makes american football appealing to you. And tennis is more boring
football is appealling to me cuz i like to see people get hit. waaiitt what maes soccer appealing to you?
see fans kill each other.
trueness
…And the noise coming from the fans is ungodly.
What the hell is a vuvuzuela? haha XD
Twilight fans will cry when you make fun of them, football fans will bash in your skull, skin you alive and then rape you.
Although I have no experience with either, twilight is more like genital herpes.
Why don’t care if you Americans don’t understand Football.
What we actually want is for you to keep you’re fat nose out of our fuc*ing buisness.
Kk
And in English?
Now this can’t be right… Twilight doesn’t have a billion fans… People who hate Twilight, that’s another story.
I’m a fan of them, the people who hate Twilight that is.
whereas baseball involves people just standing there with a bat in their hands and occasionally trying to run for 5-6 hours and their fans insist you don’t get it.
No we understand perfectly that it’s an excuse for sitting around eating hot dogs and drinking beer all day; we just don’t believe that rounders is a game for adult men.
Totally agree,
The fact that people are arguing about it in the comments just makes it funnier.
the difference is that in soccer they have balls and it kickass compare to the emogays kids