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Archive for July, 2010
ROFLash: Robert Pattinson Attacked By Lions, Sadly Lives
The age old question of who would win in a fight between a vampire and a lion has been answered, but don’t get too excited: they both survived. Robert Pattinson was filming his new movie “Water for Elephants” when an on-set lion bit his hand. Kinda embarrassing for the lion, right? Like, c’mon lion, you coulda eaten RPattz and been celebrated as a hero worldwide!
Guess Rob has learned a thing or two dealing with beasts in the wild after dating Kristen Stewart for a few years. At least he’s getting something out of that death-trap relationship.

ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART
Source: Daily Fill
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ROFlash: Drew Carey Now Stealing Bob Barker’s Svelte Shape
Guess who’s looking like a stone cold fox! Drew Carey! I hope he got spayed or neutered because he stepped out 80 lbs. lighter at a party in LA and ready to slay some broads. He’s been climbing that tiny mountain and not eating carbs, and home boy’s lost so much weight he had to wear his old pants to the shindig.
Personally, I was really torn. I was going to bet 79 pounds, but then I just wagered a dollar.
Source: Huffington Post
Or maybe he’s been workin’ out with the Cliffhanger?
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ROFlash: Say Hi To Your Hollywood Star For Me
Wahlberg’s getting a star. I’d like to say something like, “Boy, they’ll give Hollywood stars to anyone”, but then I decided, well, I suppose it makes sense he would get his. He’s been nothing if not prolific, and in all actuality, by my count, he’s done around ten good movies. Really, very few stinkers. So congrats, Marky Mark. This would have been way funnier if it was his dad buying him a star on star registry, but either way, let’s all send pleasurable vibrations his way… vibrations, good like Sunkist.

MARK WAHLBERG
Source: Hollywood Reporter
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