
Breaking News – Girl arrested for flashing kids at beach and stealing their football
(Justin Bieber)
So many disgusting crimes occurring at the beach lately.
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LOL FURST! …or second, if someone else was faster… or third… you get the idea.
Omg, i laugh so , so hard….
fifth?
he looks like he’s in some derp moment or sumthin….e.e
*she
SEND JUSTIN BIEBER TO THE BEST KOREA, WE NEED MORE VOTES
go to:
h++p://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My_World_Tour
find North Korea (currently at the 1st page)
Vote!
Only if the “best” Korea promises to NOT SEND HIM/HER back!!!
We need less androgynus, no-talent, prepackaged, over produced, tween twits over here so take him, please!!
Why are they showing Justin beavier on the news again?
I see Ace Ventura! Alllllllrighty then!
That’s what I thought!
only far less likeable and far less sexy then the man
THIS IS SOO RETARDED. whoever made doesn’t know a damn thing. THEY SHUD SERIOUSLY STFU. they’re just losers, and they have to make fun of Justin Bieber because he’s ALOT cooler than they can even dream of being. He’s NOT a gurl. HE DOESN’T SING LIKE ONE EITHER. and yeah, you’d know that if you went to his concert, stupid. You waste yer time on crap like this? Wow, you got NO life. LOSER.
Except that he’s, you know, REMARKABLY FEMININE and most women have deeper voices than he does….
why should “they”shut up, it’s probably only one person who made the caption, you know not everyone need multiple ppl to think of something(exeption on Bieber fans I reckon)
ow and don’t go saying I hate him etc. because Dutch ppl never heard from other then through internet things like this :p
Your English skills astound me, Rebekah Da Moron.
what the hell is a gurl? i know what a girl is but Gurl is a term i never heard of and it’s should
Gurl is a word that Katy Perry made up; unfortunately she forget to supply a definition to go with the word!
your a retard. all teens that have lives say gurl. its just how we do it.
Teenagers are stupid. Especially teenage girls.
“Gurl” is a term used by lesbians and trannies to make them seem like they are not just perverts.
He acts like a little girl and his voice sound much like that of a ten-year-old girl
sounds*
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lol +1
Win.
That made me snicker a bit.
Nobody cares what you think.
Clearly you are unable to understand proper English, so I’ll talk to you in a way you can understand.
YOU ARE SOO RETARDED. you don’t know a damn thing. YOU SHUD SERIOUSLY STFU. you’re just a loser, and you have to insult other people because they’re ALOT cooler than you can even dream of being. You’re NOT a smart person. YOU DON’T USE PROPER ENGLISH. and yeah, you’d know that if you read a book, stupid. You waste yer time listening to Justin Bieber? Wow, you got NO life. LOSER.
Have a nice day.
Damn, you’re Passive-aggressive.
Again?
SOO
SHUD
I’m not an english speaker, and worst; I don’t speak fangurl.
seriously man, this is internet, what did you expected? no troll and flammer in the world could resist mocking Justin Bieber. She’s way too laughtable.
BTW, it is normal if I suddenly feel attracted to flat-chested girls? LOL
Excuse us for having a standard of manliness and cooler than us?!? HA, you obviously are a deluded twit who’s inclined to think people make fun of other just because they are jealous.
WoW, you Have NO Life, you failure of a human.
Why do people like you even bother to come on here and defend Justin Bieber? We all know you are wrong and you are not going to change anyone else’s mind. So why bother? Just go onto a crazed fangirl site and faint at how ‘cool’ and ‘talented’ he is. We don’t care.
If you don’t like it, there’s this magical thing called a “scroll bar” at the side of your web page. It’s a fantastic invention – it allows you to move DOWN THE PAGE past things you would otherwise not like to see, such as, in your case, the many of us who don’t like Justine Beaver proclaiming as such.
No, seriously, you should give the scroll bar thing a try.
*so
*made this, not made
*should
*shut the f*** up
*They’re
*a lot(alot isn’t a word)
*girl
*And
*your
*have, not got
Now, if you’re so dang intelligent, answer this question properly: Anata wa hetare desu ka? It really looks like the answer is yes. I’m an average 13 year old girl and I have difficulty hitting those high notes. By the way, I’m also a first soprano in my school chorus. Since I doubt you know what that is, we sing the really high notes.
Kudos to you for getting that spot in your chorus! That’s a difficult spot to attain at 13!
Meh, it wasn’t all that hard seeing as we’re all in the same grade. You’re pretty much guaranteed the spot if you can hit the notes required.
excuse me?!
Woah…. Someone’s a Justin Beiber fan! I, on the other hand find this Huh-Larius! *adds to favorites*
Dear Rebekah:
He sounds like a girl. The first time I ever listened to one of his songs for the entirety of the track was on an airplane, and until I looked at the song listings (and, consequently, the artist) I thought, “Wow, Hayley Williams’s voice has gotten a little higher since the last time I–wait, this is a guy!?” Cue wide-eyed WTF moment and a minor snickerfit. Seriously, I’m female and my voice is lower than his. A HECK of a lot lower than his.
So, yes. He is effeminate. And he needs to hit puberty already, darn it. Maybe then we can stop mocking his girly voice.
Oh, wait, you probably didn’t understand that. -hits self- Sorry, I’ll translate that into fangirl-ese.
LIEK OMG, HES SOO DUM N HE’S A GURL AND HIZ VOICE HASNT CHANGD YET LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!ONE!!1!ELEBENTY
…Ow.
I rofl’d. When he hits puberty, he won’t be able to sing any more, so it’s fine. We’ll be spared this torture, and his 15 minutes of fame will be over.
auto tuning my friend, everyone can sing apparently *points at Kesha*.
and looking like a crackwhore makes you popular aswell.
maybe Justin Bieber, will follow the same path.
Lol, this is true. But, if it DOES prove true, it gives the Roflrazzi community more to ‘rofl’ about.
but he’s already using auto-tuning to help him out
I heard him with a low voice it’s very easy but only if you’re a p.c!
Go to sound manager.
Click Sound Effect Tab.
There should be a small box on you’re right top corner
that say’s Karaoke and a thing that says 0 change that to the -1 or-2 and you’ll hear him he sounds hilarious!!!!
OK, cops got called to a bar in Maryland because people thought Justin was in there drinking underage… It was a 27 year old woman.
Yea , I think that qualifies as looking like a girl.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/police-raid-bar-after-us-woman-mistaken-for-justin-bieber/story-e6frf7jx-1225881045747
I REMEMBER THIS! I laughed so very hard reading about that in the news paper..
You know what funny about the kid? My sister had never heard of him until 3 weeks ago. She was lisenig to the radio and heard his song “baby”, she actually thought that was a girl singing and not a boy. I laugh so hard when she said that.
*so
*Whoever
*made this
*should
*They’re
*a lot
*girl
*one, either
*And
*your
*you have
Please, if you’re going to troll and insult us for being on a humor site, then at least use commas, spelling, and capitalization. There’s so much fail that I wouldn’t doubt it if I missed something.
agreeee(:
lets goo bieberrrr !
he’s just a regular kid . only bullies would make fun of him. he’s being hated for living his dream. michael jackson and trey songz had/have high voices too. its a blessing, they can hit the notes unlike flo rida and usher and them.
soo, stop hatin’ (:
Ok guess what smart one, people are allowed to SPEAK THEIR MIND! I actually love this… Justin’s songs are ok but he’s got no armpit hair, their are pictures to prove this, his voice HAS NOT hit puberty and even his “#1 Fans” agree with that because he’s their age and he sings about love. Dude, Im 14 and don’t know what love is but a 12 year old does? Yes I said 12 because damn it there’s proof of that too! Whoever said he’s 16 is wrong. Selena Gomez was sixteen when she said he’s a few years younger. She knows him, of course she knows his age. In any dictionary, “few” means 3 or 4.
People need to stop calling Justin Bieber a girl. It’s demeaning to girls. Make fun of his music, whatever. I’ve never heard any of it, but I’m sure it’s no worse than the crap we listened to when we were the age of his fans. I’m so sick of seeing Justin Bieber on this site; it’s getting as irritating as the constant Paris Hilton slut jokes.
Tom Cruise is short hahah
Er….considering Paris Hilton IS a slut, your argument against the jokes is invalid
Uh, considering that they are constant is what makes them irritating, your poor defense is invalid.
Demeaning to girls? Please. I am a girl, and I actually find this quite hilarious, because he looks and sounds like one of us. He definitely can’t be male with his voice.
And it is FAR worse. When did you grow up? If it was the 90′s, we had N*Sync, Backstreet Boys, The Spice Girls, the Maceraena(sp?), Mambo No. 5, What Is Love, aaaaand… some other stuff that no one cares about. Those were the groups I listened to, and I still do.
Hell, if I’m in my car and I put those songs on on my iPod, roll the windows down, I catch people dancing along in their cars to my music. And don’t get me started on road trips.
Everyone I know that’s my age (Say… 18 to late 20′s age range) loathes Justine Beaver. And Paris Hilton. And we find the jokes made about them to be, actually, quite funny.
Long story short, go listen to Beaver, then come back and tell us he’s not crap, and an over-hyped up tween.
kthnxbai.
I agree! as a 13 year old girl, what i find insulting is that people automaticaly think that i like justin beaver. all of my friends find him extremely annoying as well.
and to all those people out there who think that he’s so nice and all, I know people who have friends/family that know him, and all of them say he is a jerk.
He seems like a jerk. A kid that young that gets so much fame so quickly will turn into a complete a$$. I mean hell, does no one watch “Toddlers in Tiaras”? My sister loves the show to death, but those little girls are terrifying, spoiled, and downright b!tchy.
You’d be a brat too if your parents treated you like a fashion accessory. I feel sorry for those girls..beauty pageants for children is sick and perpetuates pedophilia.
If it wasn’t for the internet, I would have never heard of Justin Bieber. I miss those days.
Lol, this is very true, however “perpetuates” is not the word I would use when talking about ‘encouraging’ pedophilia, as I think you were trying to say, as Perpeutal means:
“per·pet·u·al /pərˈpɛtʃuəl/ Show Spelled[per-pech-oo-uhl] Show IPA
–adjective
1. continuing or enduring forever; everlasting.
2. lasting an indefinitely long time: perpetual snow.
3. continuing or continued without intermission or interruption; ceaseless: a perpetual stream of visitors all day.”
And technically, it doesn’t even encourage it. Pedophilia is a mental disorder, and pedophilia is the ACT of doing anything explisit to younger girls/boys.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
You should read that article. It may shed the light on pedophilia. Though I’m not condoning such things as child beauty padgents, I think you should get your facts straight before you say such things.
RAWR U 4got DONT STOP BELIEVING
uh… actually it is, when i was a tween, like 7 years ago or something, w/e, i liked the black eyed peas, now they’re not good… but certainly any track they have can rape any of JB’s songs up the ass
What this picture doesn’t show is the revolving door just left of the frame
Well i love Justin and he´s very hot for me and THATS MY OPINION.
IDC if the others jsut say “Ohh, Justin is gay” or “Ohh, Justin sings like a girl”.
i know that Justin is a 16 years old Male Teen and he´s very good singing.
Bye-Bye~♥
He told me he wants to marry you. It’s true!
he wants to have sex with you
Justin told me she totally wants to Scissor you
As my boyfriend always says, he wants to put it in your mouth.
wait till she’s hitting puberty than you wont listen to her anymore
See now this is just rude, covering those nipples like that.
They actually thought that “he” was a girl so they actually censored “his” nipples? WOW. The sad truth is that there are girls who have deeper voices and feel unfeminine because of “him”.
People shouldn’t care about JB because he’ll get “his” period one day and then all “his” heterosexual fangirls will go “EEEWWW!”
Just sit back and watch the terror unfold.
You made my day
+3 internets
Oh hahahahahahahaha legend mate XD
His face looks like a Jim Carrey-face xD
And he looks female in this picture…. how…?
It’s called one of the “biggest running internet jokes around” at the moment. People have been calling Justin Bieber a girl for months now, because 1) He hasn’t hit puberty yet and sounds like one, and 2) He has a decidedly feminine face.
Most people are just tired of all these “tween” stars popping up, and want them to go away.
Seriously folks. This joke was old eons before it was ever invented. Go get a life.
The joke is still epic :3
LOL EPIC WIIIIN I’M ON TEH INTERNETS FTWW FAIL WIN FAIL WIN!!!!
first i thaught it was la roux
now my eyes bleed
umm dis is berry offensive to deh beliebers
Spoken with all of the grace and intelligence of one of her fans.
“Beliebers”?
Ahahahaha.
Belibers, I think it should be more of Beivermins if you ask me >>
umm you are very offensive to the Human race
Let me sing you a short song about justin bieber. (VERY SHORT! KEEP YOUR BEIBER-TENTION SPAN ON IT)
He is a little canadian crap who is imported from hell.
La la la la ILL KILL HIM.
Sorry, i’m in a hurry, spell check for me.
And that why pedos exist
Mock Bieber all you want, but in general I am tired of “that man looks a little like a woman” or “that woman looks a little like a man” jokes. We’re all human. We may be sexually dimorphic, but the differences between the sexes in our species aren’t nearly as great as they are in many other species.
In General Im tired of all the dam fans who probably touch themselves at night to the thought of him and worship this kid like an Idol.
Hurrr derp derp derpa derp derp.
Why should there be a bar even if it was a girl? Sans breasts boobs as a kid? Putting the bar there is just sexualizing kids. Kids mammary glands look very alike, whether or not the kid is male or female does not make a difference.
PedoBear? Is that You?
The first time I listened to Justin Bieber, I thought he was a girl! XD LOL
Maybe Justin is transgendered so I don’t want to be unPC enough to say anything negative. He seems a pretty child and a bit dim but I’ll reserve judgement for 10 years or so.
WE MUST FIND HER AND BRING HER TO JUSTICE!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!
I like to call her for now on Beaver-Bieber!
Isn’t that Marcy Darcy from Married with Children
http://home.nordnet.fr/~fmasschelein/jpg/marcy.jpg
this makes me so happy XD lmao
LOL it’s like they are saying that Bieber is a girl…it makes me laughing
Am I the only one dying for a second (and third/fourth/firth) photo in this sequence of him/her running straight into, while still looking the wrong way, a:
-linebacker
-wall
-big hole that some kid has dug in the sand
-truck
-anything that causes him/her to come to a sudden, bone shuddering, stop?
i don’t think it’s a girl..
Off-topic, but…I voted on this for the 2112th time.
(Rush fan)
how shameful =]
We are aware that he is not a girl, we are not stupid. We are just saying such things because of his voice. It is a fact that his voice does sound very much like a girls. You obviously should know why we refer to him as a she so saying that he is not a girl isen’t nesscasary.
I doubt that all of us haters are jealous, we just do not like his voice. When people defend a celebrity by saying you’re all just jealous, I find them very idiotic. Just because we do not like someone does not mean we are jealous.
Plus, Justine Bieber is a talentless hack.
I love you Justin Biebar
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig roooooooooooobbbeer
Haha i love justin but you got to admit this is hilarious
Breaking news: Beiber haters will never grow up or get a life;they just keep acting stupid and becoming unglued by Beiber.
Get a grip,will ya! You’re letting your hate control you and run your lives,which is so fail I just can’t believe it! Are you trying to impress us? If you are,you’re doing a pretty crappy job of it.
this is hilarious. i literaly died when i saw this!!!! I love her soo muchhh! haha
hahahahahaha this is sooooooooo funny!!!