So if Bella constantly whining about the floppy-haired Edward and the always-without-a-shirt Jacob original Twilight is not to your liking, guys, then perhaps this parody will get you a bit more interested in The Twilight Saga. It hits all the notes: Lesbians, vampires, lesbians…Oh, and lesbians. To any of you offended by Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” (or by women in their underwear), I suggest you skip this ***NSFW parody***.
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That would’ve REALLY been a best seller.
AGREED!! 1st&@2nd comments
And still the acting was better than the actual movie lol
You know, an army of lesbians sounds quite interesting…
I must examine this video for…uh… acting tips
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Lesbians: When men just don’t want commitment.
ok, so though it is admittably sexist, objectifying and honestly? a bit pathetic, (which isnt to say twilight fangirls who take it to the extreme arent)
but omg…hot. No, I am not male. But nor am I straight
You didn’t need to point out that you’re a lezzzz. That was obvious the moment you said this video was sexist and objectifying.
Also, look up what “admittedly” means before using it next time.
And you don’t need to point out that you’re a misogynistic, homophobic, 12 year old. That was obvious the moment you said “lezzzz”.
lolol that’s it? haha pathetic, even for a rhetoric regurgitater.
Actually his comment was quite a slap in your face. Your assumption that all women who would agree this video is sexist and objectifying are lesbians is wrong. Women who want respect and equality are not all lesbians, they are just smart. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with self respect. You probably think all women who respect themselves are lesbians because none of them want to sleep with you, the only thing you can get is a retarded little bimbo
I’m fully straight and a woman by the way, and I thought this video was funny, because it laughs at Twilight AND it ridiculises what men find appealing in a movie… (well one of the things they like in a movie anyways) and in order to do that they needed to show objectifying senes of female nudity because that’s what men like.
Nice essay. Maybe I’ll take the time to read it some day. hmm maybe not lol.
sure… I so believe that you didn’t read it and aren’t insulted and have no idea what to answer.
Haha, peepers got pwned.
yyeeaahh … no.
Keep tellin yourself that, bud.
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Change your name to OWNED! No… PWNED!
dear Canukie: Oh My God. That was the funniest comment I ever read. I love you.
(laughs some more*)
i hate your stupidity
The fact that it’s sexist and objectifying IS THE WHOLE POINT. The Twilight series is SPECTACULARLY sexist and objectifying. But because it’s *men* that are being objectified in Twilight, nobody seems to care.
Yes you’re right. But we all know that… lol
Women are usually the ones being objectified… grow up, get over it, and let women objectify men for a bit.
Not that I’m supporting Twilight, I’m just tired of men getting pissy because they get objectified, but it’s almost EXPECTED that women accept that they must be.
Or something. It made more sense in my head.
…That’s it? That’s your argument? “You guys started it”?
Funny, and here I thought sexual objectification was *wrong* or something. Apparently it’s not wrong at all. Apparently sexism is perfectly okay so long as everybody does it.
If you really believed it was wrong to sexually objectify someone, you would hate Twilight as much as I do. If it’s wrong to do it to women, it’s JUST AS WRONG to do it to men.
I bet Pendergon calls herself a feminist.
I’d watch that and like it.
I’d watch it for about 10 minutes, then I’d need to get cleaned up
I think peepers meant 30 seconds. Oops.
Maybe. Seems like 10 minutes to be though.
10 mins? Isn’t that too long? Doing something wrong? I don’t know.. I’m a girl so I wouldn’t know either.
I mean what’s the point of lasting so long all by yourself?
If you’ve never seen Vampire Lesbians of Sodom, I guess you’d find this funny.
This is retarded, offensive, and encourages guys to be perverted. Men disgust me.
Agreed.
Yeah, it is. It’s AWESOME.
Lauren, you should hook up with the lezzkins above. I’d say to record it but I’m personally not into watching fat chics flop in the slop.
Oh yeah and men are evil! Sex is dirty! blah blah!
you’re pretty stupid , aren’t ya ?
lauren, the actual twilight movie is just as sexist, but it’s men that are shown in an erotic way. The femal brain works in different ways than the men’s brain, but still, the images of Jacob shirtless, or Edward shirtless do the same thing to women as this video does to men, it’s the exact same thing but it’s a male version of erotism. Thats why this parody is funny and right on point….
Oh please. A shirtless male is about as revealing as a babuska(sp?). They’re showing topless women… Little bit more erotic for males, unless man-nipples really turn some women on.
Exactly just like Twilight is, except it encourages women to be perverted
Hooray for lesbians and their boobies.
this totally made my day
Dupe!
This was on howtness a few days ago.
Lesbians are as disgusting to me as pedophiles.
Yes, because being attracted and possibly making love with another grown woman in a mutual, consensual relationship is equal to adults chasing children and abusing them.
Time to walk AWAY from the 50s anti-homosexuality literature, hon.
Rock on!
Don’t feed the trolls!
Great comeback.
Are they ugly lesbians?
i dont know why it should matter.
The vampire lesbo is freakin gross. The other two are pretty hot though
Yeah, why does the teenage-girl version of Twilight have a *pretty blonde* vampire, and those of us not interested in him are stuck with ….Amy Winehouse? >:(
They have faces? I didn’t notice.
yeah because the entire rest of the worlds’ movies aren’t directed towards guys (even romantic comedies have a hot girl (usually with an average looking guy))
not that i am a huge twilight fan but really, cant girls have SOMETHING?
like its ok for YOU to not like looking at dude with the hot abs with no shirt on but if WE don’t like looking at Megan fox’s ass in transformers we are jealous hags
get over it guys
man up
or is it because if you don’t complain people might think you are a homo?
Haha, you reaaally don’t understand how it works.
you might be part Eggplant!
Hm… and there is OBVIOUSLY a CLEAR insult im homosexuality. Why would anybody even think that you were gay for not complaining?!?
waaaaaaah
“cant girls have SOMETHING?”
Funny. I thought women were opposed to sexual objectification due to some sense of principle. Apparently their only problem with it is that it isn’t done to men too.
I think her point was that amidst all the eyecandy out there made specifically for straight men, since nothing can ever be done about objectification of women as “sex objects”, why can’t straight girls have something pleasant to feast their eyes on as well?
I for one am all for Equal Opportunity Cheesecake for all, even if I don’t like seeing danglies that aren’t chestmeats myself.
John Tucker Must Die?
Well, the way it starts**.
JTMD is a comedy. You’re not supposed to take it seriously. Furthermore, John Tucker is not the protagonist and you’re not supposed to sympathize with him. Bella Swan IS the protagonist and you ARE supposed to sympathize with her. You’re supposed to view her actions as a good thing, rather than the acts of a manipulative, self-centered sociopath.
Well, you asked for an example of a movie that had it in there… I’ll find another….
What about Cruel Intentions? That was most DEFINITELY a male-oriented film. Not only does the male protagonist have a fling with his step sister, he has a fling with everyone else. His step sister is Bisexual, and there is an extensive “how to make out” scene with her and another female. I liked the movie and I didn’t, because some of the one liners were great, it was just too “male” for me.
((Note: I’m a straight female. I’m not arguing the objectifying of males in Twilight, but come on, give the twilight fangirlies SOMETHING to look forward to in the movies. What made the movies/books for me was Jasper, and he really only talks in the third book/movie. His accent made me giggle.))
And BESIDES, who ever said we were supposed to take Twilight seriously? Rofl.
That’s my only problem with it. *vbg*
i’m cool with hunky half-naked dudes wandering around if the movie is worth a damn, seriously, twilight is just stephanie meyer’s hormones in action
Megan fox isn’t even THAT hot.
like you’d say no…
like she’d ever ask.
I would say no; I don’t want genital warts.
The girl in twilight is pretty average?
I think.
It’s not the “hot abs” that are bothering me, it’s the “no acting-talent”
It’s the badly written/stolen story
And maybe I’m just a liiitle jealous of those “hot abs”
But then again, I wouldn’t mind being a “hot chick” for a day (or a thousand).
Just so u could touch urself lol , sooo see through .
Lighten up , i’m straight and female , i thought it was funny and stupid it was made for guys ( age 16 ) not lesbians or females , so off ur high horses and take the clip for what it was .
That made my day.
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If you want to see a movie about lesbians and vampires, I would suggest “The Hunger” starring David Bowie, Catherine DeNeuve and Susan Sarandon.
Thanks
excellent movie
I was sad that Bowie was only in there for a teensy bit of time. I was so excited about two hours of vampire David Bowie, but then he decomposes and is locked in a box.
This version of twilight is a real movie: Lesbian vampire killers
So enjoy
No, because it’s crap.
Die in a fire.
AMY WHINEHOUSE!
I didn’t even bother to watch it, but seriously, I can’t think of anything more degrading to women than Twilight itself. Argue all you want about the objectification of men vs. women, but when your main character is THAT kind of female, it undoes the entire platform of the debate.
I agree! Bella is a weak, poorly written, one-dimensional character who wants nothing more from life than to cling to a man and make his baby. She is an anti-heroine.
I haven’t read the books, nor have I seen the films but I think “who wants nothing more from life than to cling to a man and make his baby. She is an anti-heroine.” is a rather stupid thing to say. There are lots of women in the world who don’t want more from life than being a mother and wife, why should that be wrong? It’s great that there are also women who want to be president or something that pretentious, and that they finally have the opportunity to do that, but I hate the fact that all so called ‘feminists’ and anti-sexists act as though it’s wrong to be happy with a simple life as a housewife.
Everybody’s the different, it’s all okay, as long as you get the chance to do what YOU want, and not what society expects you to do/want.
Haray , i totally agree being a female in this time means i can do what i want , i believe being a house wife to be very honourable and tough and following ones dreams is now exceptable . It’s all about what a person male or female wants !
Those girls were downright hideous! Ugly as sin. The first one was all right, the rest looked like they have every one of the world’s diseases right in between their legs. Disgusting.
If you saw their faces, you may be gay.
Or a girl
I’m with peepers on this one.
or not some desperate 14 year old humping a pillow? And really, how many times have you commented in here? seriously, grow a pair and try and get a REAL girlfriend, or do women scare you to much little man?
I think peepers makes commens like this to be controversial, and get attention. And don’t make anti-gay jokes, will you? thank you little miss peepers.
I like this version, AND the regular twilight. What does that say about me?
Mmm.. Peter Facinelli
That you actually have a sense of humour, even about things you like. Which is a good thing in itself.
Come on, people. It was funny! The guys’ reactions were the best!
Now we need the gay werewolf movie for the gay guys.
I would say this short film is sexist towards men, I mean, the guys commenting on the movie are being totally stereotyped. The girls as well, but that’s always when it’s about lesbians in this sort of films.
that was so hot and sexy i don’t even know what to thinl