
Yesterday, Marketing Magazine announced that Lady Gaga will be launching a perfume, rolling out in time for Christmas. No word yet on what scents will comprise this eau d’Gaga, but according to insiders, it will be “unusual.”
Based on our Lady’s videos, I’m going to make an educated guess that this perfume will smell like an amalgam of poisoned sandwich, latex nun’s habit, and burning polar bear hide.
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Damn you to hell!
Don’t hate, appreciate!
Appreciate what; the fact that you’re clearly a talentless moron?
admit it, he has talent to be a moron
oooh i wants it!
Whatever Our Lady comes up with, I shall buy!! All worship Our Lady Gaga!
This site used to be funny. What happened?
KILL IT WITH FIRE
that makes me want to wear two crosses, one on each cheek
oh God no. WHY?! I would have thought that Gaga would be smarter than having to put out products like ‘celebrity perfumes’ out there. It better smell like kittens and casions and myrrh; if it’s another one of those tacky celeb perfumes, i will want to die!
she looks almost like a slutty(er) Frenchie from Grease
Erm, the perfume company denied these rumours. Gaga isn’t making a purfume.
Not gonna lie, this pic of her is adorable. :3
Guess the only thing exciting about that perfume will be the
perfume bottle :/