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At least one person feels Russell Brand will be a good father. The Mirror UK has quoted Katy Perry saying, “…one of the things to keep in mind is ‘Will he (Brand) be a good baby daddy?’ And he’ll be perfect.”

A ringing endorsement of parental ability from someone who’s also shown Stephen Hawking-like intellectual grasp of gender (“I kissed a girl”), opposites (“You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no”) and subtle euphemism (“Ca-li-for-nia girls… we’ll melt your popsicle”). Oh, and bra sizes. I’d like to look her in the eyes to see if she means it, but let’s be honest: I’ve never looked at her face.

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RUSSELL BRAND

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  1. peepers says:

    FIRST to not care about this stupid news, or this stupid person in the photo.

  2. English comedians are the best says:

    Russell Brand is pure gorgeous genius. His radio show on BBC Radio 2 was amazing, and I’m so glad he’s getting more exposure here in the States. His hair is awesome, his vegetarian ethics are esteemable, his lyrical quality of speaking is amazing and quite frankly, he’s the best. *swoon* (Really though, I suggest his book. It’s a great insight into his life. It’s been crazy and he’s overcome a lot!)

    • Schmoe says:

      Saw him on American television and he impressed me as a tasteless boor.

    • biznitch says:

      I really hope you’re being sarcastic.

      • Serious Canadian says:

        Actually, I hope they’re not – I think he’s actually a really respectable person, but his western exposure doesn’t represent his really wide talent. I too recommend his book, and you really have to know what he’s done to respect him as a person.

  3. neffie says:

    Some people just don’t get him, and that’s fine. I’ve read his book, I’ve seen his stand up, I’ve heard his radio show and yes, I like him a whole lot.

  4. shin0bi272 says:

    who the hell is this twat? Did he do something to become famous or is he just the best Brittan has to offer?

    • lulz says:

      I hope not. Otherwise, Britian is really screwed.

    • AFP says:

      For one thing, he was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him To The Greek. (I guess that’s two things).

      Anyhow, I haven’t seen the latter movie, but if you haven’t seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you really should!

    • Ash says:

      *cough* Monty Python
      *cough* HOUSE
      *cough* David Attenborough
      *cough* Stephen Fry

      I could go on. So the answer to your question is ‘neither’.

  5. Ari Gold says:

    i hate this guy..i really do

  6. Good Queen Bess says:

    The blank look in his eyes tells all.

    Derp derp!

  7. Ash says:

    Oh come on, he’ll be a GREAT baby daddy! They’ll both have the same mental age for the first ten years or so! You won’t be able to slip so much as a playing card into the generation gap!

  8. Electra says:

    “A ringing endorsement of parental ability from someone who’s also shown Stephen Hawking-like intellectual grasp of gender (“I kissed a girl”), opposites (“You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no”) and subtle euphemism (“Ca-li-for-nia girls… we’ll melt your popsicle”). Oh, and bra sizes. I’d like to look her in the eyes to see if she means it, but let’s be honest: I’ve never looked at her face.”

    Seriously, wtf?

    I’m getting physically ill with all the sexist bastard commentary from whomever is running this blog.

    Basement-dwelling troglodyte. The only thing you’d frakking tap is a medium sized keg of love-in-a-canoe yankee beer.

    I don’t know where they dug you up, but you’re starting to smell.


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