James Franco (that’s the Green Goblin Jr. to you comic-loving-nerders) is a total freak. It’s a fact. We all thought it was funny and even kinda endearingly ironic when he played the murderous Franco on “General Hospital” but now I think he might have gone too far.
Apparently, James Franco has racked up almost five, yes five, graduate degrees, putting all those hundreds of thousands of dollars of schooling to make performance art videos of, and I quote, “close up shots of a urinating penis and a defecating anus.” Um, James, that’s not even the littlest bit cute, funny or endearingly ironic. Maybe, we should just start calling you Franco, cause you’re clearly a serial killer for realz.
JAMES FRANCO
Source: New York Magazine Via: Jezebel.com
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THIS IS FUNNY! hahahaha hahaha ahehehehehe HE HAS A BONER!
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Get it?? HE HAS A BONER! HAHAHAHA!!! OMFG!!!
He wasn’t the Green Goblin… his character’s father was.
Reading is fundamental.
I don’t care.
Pineapple Express is one of the best and funniest films ever made.
Put down the bong, you’ve had enough.
never
I think, like, maybe, the editor likes to use, you know, a lot of commas, and stuff.
this blurb actually has just the right amount of commas, although one is missing and one is superfluous. to be fair, the one that is missing is a serial comma. the only unnecessary comma comes after “Maybe”. so, if you’re against using serial commas, the post above has one extra comma. just sayin’.
oh, wait! i caught another missing comma after “Hospital’”
Well, at least we now know who will direct the sequel to the classic film “Two Girls, One Cup”
oh and, spoiler alert: one of the girls eating the feces gets E. Coli (not that it’s unexpected)
This is just so hilarious. ¬¬’
lol man
I’ve seen him speak a couple of times at the Savannah Film Festival. He’s a sharp dude, weird though. Oh yeah, and his twitter account paints an even clearer picture…