When Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon broke up, everyone cried, “Gay!” (‘Cause, y’know, he played a gay cowboy once so clearly.)
Anyway, turns out the real reason for the split is because Jakey-G likes to get stupid (read: “a-smoka the mari-ju-ana”) a little too often for Reese’s liking.
THE DEVIL YOU SAY!

JAKE GYLLENHAAL
News Source: Janet Charlton’s Hollywood
Photo Source: Reddit
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The picture on the right makes me laugh so hard.
yah,it’s a perfect rendition
He needs to have lunch with Sad Keanu to cheer him up.
YES! Clearly, something in Jake’s sandwich makes him happy!
My thoughts exactly.
How cute would that be?
Please tell me he has a Bluetooth…
Jake must be a heavy from tf2 becuse he talks to his SANDWICHES!
It is good day to be Giant man!!!!!
Finally, i loled at a ROLFlash
he’s on drugs!
i knew it
I feel a Scrubs reference coming on…
“Oh chicken salad, You’re tasty, You are food to be eaten, It’s good.”
this is Sad Keanu’s Nemesis… Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!!
I ALWAYS knew he was a crackhead!
Wow he’s like Keanu’s polar opposite & arch nemesis.
He must’ve been a little “stupid” when he picked out that outfit…I mean, dark sweater and light athletic shorts? That’s no laughing matter, Jake!
HOLY CRAP! Am I the only one that thought it was Jared? I knoew they looked alike, but damn…
i SO wanna have lunch with Jake lol
Now I like him even better!!!!
yeah, seriously, I just fell THAT much harder for him, lol
ADORABLE!
At least Sad Keanu didn’t do any gay cowboy movies…
With that aside, You’re talking about DONNIE MotherF***ing DARKO Man
LOL
MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO
WATCH IT.
“Anyway, turns out the real reason for the split is because Jakey-G likes to get stupid (read: “a-smoka the mari-ju-ana”) a little too often for Reese’s liking. ”
That’s bullsh!t.
Jake is gay, he never lived with Reese Witherspoon nor did he really dated her.
Don’t believe everything you read in rags.
I think I have officially found the best picture on roflrazzi.
McDonald’s Mac Snackwrap ad: “Man you crazy…crazy delicious.”
<3
There are worse things
I will never, ever get over this picture. I put it as my background. Currently, I am laughing so hard about this that I can barely breathe.
Roffle! What a dingbat. Jakey, you so crazy. XD