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Okay, not exactly, but she was arrested for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct, which is the very essence of her existence.
TRY TO AVOID GETTIN’ PUNCHED IN THE FACE IN THE SLAMMER, SNOOKS!
Source: New York Daily News
Source: TMZ
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Isn’t “whale” supposed to be used for fat people? Aside from a few very bad pictures, she just looks a little too big busted for her hieght. :/
is it me or does she look slightly (read: very) retarded with the glasses
She doesn’t need any accessories to accomplish that.
Why do some ppl like that….. that…… WTF is that anyways?
Hands behind your back and the glasses are falling. Be glad it didn’t itch.
Her mother was right! Her face did freeze in a permanent duckface!
Snookeh is mahn!
RRRRRrrrrr matey ill get my harpoon, theres a whale out there
Call me Ishmael >:/
benny go home.
Is it just me, or does her shirt say ‘SLUT’ on it?
Looks like it says “clut.” I guess it’s supposed to indicate a slut who is too dumb to spell slut.
now that you mention it…
well at least she is self-conscious
Please god let it be true
Ladies and gentlemen, witness the most revoluting, hideous, and atrocious creature to ever walk the face of the planet.
I am truly ashamed right now that I am the same species as this absolutely abhorrent thing… and worse, I actually live on the same planet as it.
Revolting + Polluting = Revoluting
I’m pretty sure their have been more revolting. In terms of modern “celebrities” however, your adjectives are accurate.
i dont even watch the show and i wanna punch the women in the face for that stupid pout thing she does.
In response to all the negative comments about Snooki’s weight- you may be unaware of this, but she has a self-admitted eating disorder and starved herself down to just 70 pounds in high school. A little sensitivity would not be remiss.
Maybe if she wasn’t a Self-Absorbed Skank who wasnt craving for c**k all the time, she woulda had a normal weight. What is it with Dumb girls and their Superficial troubles?
I actually dont see what’s wrong with her weight, but she is annoying and obnoxious…
I DONT CARE ABOUT HER DISORDER SHE IS WHALE , A BIG FAT WHALE
AND I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE CAPS
or Fail Whale in Jail!
I really hope she gets the snot beat out of her in jail… Maybe it will knock some sense into her.
(Also, I don’t think she’s really super fat, but she is overweight for her height. And her clothing choices don’t help…)
Agree with you about her clothing choices – wearing clothes two sizes too small makes her look like a whale (and a slut). As a New Jersey Italian, I’m glad she’s neither from Jersey nor is she Italian. Just another drunken, whorish pseudo-celeb.
lol man
she’s a class lady.
Really? On what planet?
I’m surprised most of these aren’t on derp already.
Thank effing God.
I watched the Youtube video and I can’t believe some girl in the crowd yelled, “I love you Snookie!” Amazing that this kind of “person” is idolized by so many. The show should be called, as has been said many times before, “Jersey Whores.” What an example for young girls. Pitiful.
I am at the jersey shore and there are tons of people in line to get in. My friends dad saw the Jail Whale in the bar before she was arrested
You! Out of the gene pool!
We don’t get this whale in Australia. Am we missing something?
We could send her to you, I’ll cover postage. (God! Imagine the cost of that!?!)
the word ‘ oompa loompa’ comes to mind wen u see the pictures haha
She should be arrested for felony duckface.
I betcha she’s making the stupid duckface in her mug shot.
What is supposed to be cool with the stupid duckface nigra-lip look? I have nothing against any sort of black person, but wiggers try to do it… why?
Why pretend to be black. It’s OK if a black person is doing to to try to look tough, but anyone else doing it looks stoopidz.
That is all. Thank you and have a wonderful week.
Well whatever her behaviors are… personally I don’t think she looks all that bad, at least in the top photo. I think her large chest makes it seem like she’s got more chunk than she really does.
WHY DOES SHE MATTER ENOUGH TO MAKE THE FRONT PAGE WHEN THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON??? (oops, caps key, not sorry, fufufuffuuuu, etc)
I mean, really. Has the US sunk so low that folks like her are that important, I mean, more important than… hmm, I think the US has been devolving for a pretty good while, actually.
Bwah ha ha ha!