
GEORGE COSTANZA on SEINFELD
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If you have no idea what’s going on here, you should probably catch up on the Jessi Slaughter scandal.
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GEORGE COSTANZA on SEINFELD
Caption by: Unknown
If you have no idea what’s going on here, you should probably catch up on the Jessi Slaughter scandal.
“Justin Bieber / Yes I love you / I hope you like me / I’m your biggest fan” — Shaquille O’Neal
WTF, Shaq?! This is worse than “Kazaam”!

The other day, EW’s PopWatch informed us that AMC’s hit “Mad Men” has the richest viewers in all of cable: almost half of its audience has an annual household income over $100K.
My theory: Rich people love the escapism of the ’50s and ’60s, when having money really MEANT something, y’know? Like not having to worry about a pre-nup with January Jones while sleeping with a conveyor belt of women as you chain smoked and drank gold.

MAD MEN
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And now, EVERY CIGARETTE EVER SMOKED ON MAD MEN:
Katy Perry has no time for your assless chaps, young Billy Ray Cyrus spawn. She got in an underground jab on Miley telling Billboard magazine, “I’m not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, ‘Oh, I’m in assless chaps!’ or ‘I can’t be tamed! I’ve already been through that phase.”
But the biggest nugget of truth Perry drops on us, via Just Jared: “I’m not saying, ‘Oh, my God! ‘California Gurls’ is a f—ing genius opus!’ I just know what kind of card this summer needs, and that’s the one I’m playing.”
It’s music KP, not cards of crap. Put it back in the deck!

KATY PERRY
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Decimating your faith in society, one pre-teen girl at a time:
Mr Asdfg Qwerty – “That’s an scary Zerg.”
Thanks for the comparison, commenter! This is for the rest of you nerds!