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Pffffft! It would take more then Mr. Norris to get my $5.
Or your Butterfinger.
I used to find all the Norris stuff funny, until I realized he was a total rightwing nutjub.
The punchline is Chuck Norris has more money then you. Suggesting that when all things are equal Chuck Norris still wins.
I have news for you….if you stop liking people because they believe different things then you,you’re gonna hate a lot of people in life.
yeah wb is totally right u shuldnt like people or not just because of their belives….my brother believes in santa clause and i still love him
This.
I don’t dislike Norris because his beliefs are different. I dislike him because his beliefs are hateful and bigoted toward me and people I care about.
But I’m sure you absolutely adore people who think you should have to suffer for the way you were born, yeah?
Fight perceived hate and bigotry with more hate and bigotry. What could possibly go wrong?
It isn’t ‘bigotry’ to hate people for having hateful beliefs. Bigotry implies irrationality. Hating people because they have different dangly bits, or a different skin color, or different bedroom preferences is irrational. Hating people who deny you equal rights is not.
The fact that he is a right-wind nutjob makes it funnier.
It muddies the joke, actually; I’m sure the idea of the joke is supposed to be that Chuck Norris could take money away from *anyone*, but wingnuts really fail at teh maths (especially when it comes to financial matters), so it could be either of those leading to the conclusion he has “ten dollars”…
And I thought that Left-Wingers were supposed to be the “tolerant” bunch. Funny how that only works for people who agree with you.
Sue me, but I’m not exactly interested in being “tolerant” of people who think that I and people I love should be treated as second-class citizens (if not worse.)
Being intolerant of bigotry is not a bad thing.
Not trying to start an argument or anything,just wondering what people he wants to be treated as second class citzens? I really don’t keep up with what celebs believe,etc.
i would assume homosex
If “tolerance” is held to imply the acceptance of intolerance, it’s lost all meaning.
*Round-house kick to death!*
Ugh. Enough with the Norris jokes. He’s an uberconservative douchebag.
A much better choice? Sam Adama. Mofo will cut you without even blinking and then go home and fuck the daylights out of his husband.
*Round-house kick to death!!*
Screw Chuck Norris; these jokes are stupid.
Screws won’t hold Chuck Norris. You have to use rivets!
rivets won’t hold Chuck Norris, nothing can hold Chuck Norris
Or would, unless he bathes and shaves.
I thought things had to wait at least 10 yrs to be cool again, not 3 or 4 years like this joke.
They do. The only problem is that these “jokes” were never cool to begin with.
Hell, they’re not good enough to be stupid. Just look at the replies left by Smitty, CJ47, and Azkyroth.
One of those things is not like the others.
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Bruce Campbell made Chuck donate $15 to the ACLU
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It just means that Chuck would take your money, as he probably already has.
wow, really? thanks for explaining!
/sarcasm
if i have 5 dollars and chuck norris has five dollars
then we both have footlong sandwiches, and we can sit down and enjoy eating them and discussing how lame chuck norris jokes are
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lol man this is hilarious
Wow. I really enjoyed Chuck Norris jokes. Thanks for telling me they’re not funny. Could you please tell me what music I should like too?
I guess Nelly, 3 Doors Down, Outkast, Maroon 5, etc
since you seem to be stuck in about 2003
So apparently this makes me Chuck Norris?
a) Chuck Norris jokes are sliiiiiightly outdated b) it’s “…Chuck Norris has more money than you”
What do you get when Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee are in the same room?
A dead Norris Lee wins
bruce lee > chuck norris