
JENNIFER LOPEZ
Jennifer Lopez is a kind and considerate beauty. That’s why she will make a great judge on “American Idol”. With her charisma, charm, and good looks, that show will be lucky to have her.
Oh wait, none of that is true, because it’s common knowledge she is a demanding succubus. That’s why Fox is not going to have her judge. Here’s a link to just one of her many lists of demands (scroll to the bottom to see). If I ran the hotel, she would be lucky to get a bed (then again, I run a crummy hotel).
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It’s funny because she was in Maid in Manhattan.
Aahhh.. that wasn’t such a big list! It is to us, simple people, it seems like a fortune to spend but come on, she just asked for some food and cool room temperature
i have worked a LOT of conventions and catered to a LOT of celebs. this is actually pretty mild and extremely reasonable compared to some demand lists i have seen in the past. i am surprised she wants cooking impliments and it also looks like she takes care of her own clothes. she asks for a clothing steamer and an iron and board. most folks like her would demand that the hotel do her clothing and leave a detailed list of HOW to prepare her clothes. that in itself is a shock and a good one.
no, not much of a list and what there is seems pretty reasonable. her favorite foods and fruits and drinks. no biggie.
um, that lol is not very accurate, she looks very good in that picture and the d@mn words obscure the whole *points* of the picture
The list was long, but other than that I didn’t find it outrageous.
The list of demands is pretty wacky. The hotel probably charges a pretty penny to do all of her shopping for her.
If I had her money and her clout, my list would be a helluva lot longer and would make Hugh Hefner blush.
that doesn’t seem that unreasonable to me. She pays a ridiculous amount of money for the hotel to get all that stuff for her.
Don’t forget that she can’t really just pop down to the store without facing tons of people and paparazzi so it is a huge hassle.
I agree. This lol is way off base…unless the point was to force us all to go read the diva demands and realize that JLo is actually a pretty decent person. I’ve had family reunions where people wanted the same list. This is obviously NOT for just her and there is nothing outrageous on the list.
I LOL reading the comments on the site where her list was posted. People think that JLo should just go buy the stuff herself? Most people know about paparazzi but don’t realize how difficult regular life is. I bet if JLo could go shopping and be left alone, she’d do it…a few minutes away from the throngs of people would be nice.
She looks hot even in this picture without all those things!
I have to agree, she still looks better than the average chick walking down the street. In a way, it’s better than her “usual” look because it’s real.
Where are they going to find “starwberries”? And why does she want honey in her fruit platter and lemon wedges in her veggie platter?
But the list didn’t really seem that ridiculous to me, besides MAYBE the flowers. I’m sure she pays for it, and you can buy pre-made veggie platters and stuff like that. It looks like a twenty-minute shopping spree to me and the use of some essential items she would need to prepare or items that are probably already in the suite (what hotel room doesn’t come with a coffeemaker now?).
She looks great. I don’t miss any makeup, jewelry, hair coloring or any of that superficial crap. You’re just jealous.
ding ding ding, we have a winner
I agree. I didn’t recognize her at first, so I thought “hey, who’s this pretty girl?”
I don’t think its unreasonable either. She must spend a huge amount of time away from home and these items seem like ‘comfort’ items. Going to a strange new place and having familiar scents (flowers and candles) and your favorite munchies goes a long way to helping you relax and rest. I know I can never relax completely in a hotel – everything is so completely different from home.
Ugh… Jenny from the block my butt. She is SO disconnected from where she came from at this point.
She never was “Jenny from the block” anyway; she was raised in Castle Hill, her parents are both middle-class, and she attended a private high school.
That was the most insulting song and video ever.
She’s latina…she don’t need any tanning spray…we get black naturally lol (not red like Americans)
Are you seriously assuming ALL Americans burn (i.e. ‘get red’)?
If you’ve ever read performing artist contract riders (the Smoking Gun website has lots of them), what J. Lo is asking for is really pretty standard. Back in the ’80s, Van Halen set the standard for outrageous contract demands when they asked for bowls of m & m’s with all the brown ones picked out.
Van Halen included the M&M clause to be absolutely certain that people (promoters, venue owners, etc.) were actually READING the entire contract, so that every single item would be taken care of. If they missed one clause, who’s to say they weren’t missing other, considerably more important clauses as well?
That link to the Daily mail is from three years ago. I wouldn’t use it to go by now.
I’m glad someone else finally noticed that as well.
that’s impressive
Is it just me, or does Marc Anthony look like a miniature Jimmy Smits?
She’s WAY more attractive like this. Then again, I find high-maintenance women repulsive.
As iff! She is still so pretty
The list isn’t bad at all.
I mean, she used a ton of words to basically say “I want a decent temperature, food, water/drinks, and some extension cords for my electronics. Maybe even f**king breakfast, because I need to eat.”
I’ve asked for more then this.
xD
she dont need spray tan >.> she is puerto rican just 30 mins outside in the sun n there u have it …a nice tan…stupid americans