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ROFLash: Heidi Montag’s Nose Tries to Escape

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HEIDI MONTAG

Heidi Montag is full of regrets (not just about Spencer Pratt). She told Life & Style she regrets her 10 plastic surgeries. Complaint number one? Those pesky G-cups. She whined, “I’m desperate to go back to normal. I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D.” Hmm… I’m not sure a double D is exactly “back to normal.”

Heidi also divulged, “I’ve had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November… I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson’s.” Well, that’s a lie, because we’ve never seen you with nose tape on, but kudos to your nose for trying to run away from you. Run, nose, run! And never look back.

Source:  Life & Style Via: MSNBC

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  1. Barry says:

    Damn she is hot, but so fake :P

    • imillard says:

      Well, you’re half right.
      She is fake. But fake isn’t hot.

      I don’t find silicone (or saline) or scar tissue attractive.
      It doesn’t matter if a girl is double-A or double-D – as long as it’s all real.

      • Paws4thot say Free Pundit Kitchen says:

        Seconded, in full.

        With the note that air-headed isn’t usually attractive either (except in uncaptioned stills).

  2. Deadrew says:

    I read this to the tune “go go power rangers!” and Lmao’d.

  3. moxichick says:

    It’s sad that she went through all of that surgery only to find that she’s still not happy with herself (surprise, surprise…). She’s thinking of reducing her size G (yes, that is right folks…G…as in GINORMOUS) to a D cup.

  4. eeyore the red says:

    I wonder if women who get implants this big ever think to first ask someone who has them naturally what it’s like. Because if anyone reading this is considering DD implants, the answer is Jesus Christ, these things are f’n annoying.

    • N/A says:

      This. I’m a DD too and I’d love to lose a little. I was a C cup for a while in high school and that was fine, small enough to live with but big enough for a little cleavage. I’ve already told my hubby that if I ever get breast cancer and need them chopped off I’m getting reconstructed to a C cup. I wouldn’t have surgery for just cosmetic reasons but if I needed it anyway I’d totally take advantage and make them smaller.

  5. Frogger says:

    Having breasts that large can be a pain in the ass. Many females who have huge boobs, natural or otherwise, can experience back pain, some neck, and shoulder pain. Also, it can somewhat difficult to find a reasonably priced bra in anything past DDD. I’m a big girl with “bigg-ums” and it’s not all that fantastical. Montag will most likely end up like the Bride of Wildenstein if she does not cool the surgeries.

  6. Sarah says:

    Wow. All that plastic surgery and still so ugly.

  7. Dan says:

    All the plastic surgery in the world can’t cure stupid.

  8. Shipoopi says:

    get it? see there’s a handrail near her…forget it, it wasn’t really that funny anyways

  9. Ari Gold says:

    look at those melons..

  10. zombiepunch says:

    so..wait..overdoing it on the plastic surgery wont help your deep and many insecurities?holy crap!

  11. wren says:

    Wait… she had a nose job, and this is the nose she wanted?


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