SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Move over vampires. Diablo Cody is hoping to usher you into oblivion while bringing zombies to the forefront—fast-talking, hamburger-phone-having, Moldy Peaches-loving zombies. From what we know thusfar, “Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament” stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a zombie in an undead support group who meets a lovely lady (Scarlett Johansson) that makes him feel better about the whole not-being-alive thing.
My spider senses are thinking this might be horrific, a la “Jennifer’s Body” (which had a semi-similar concept), but maybe I’m wrong. I’d like to think JGL has better taste than that, but he might have been tempted by something else (ahem, making out with ScarJo).
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Actually she’s been acting since she was ten and if you watch all the movies you can see her breasts gradually getting bigger between 1998 and 2003. Surgeon’s don’t do gradually.
You’ve watched all her movies enough to have noticed a gradual change in breast size after each movie..?
It doesn’t need that much attention; just enough to notice that she’s not jumped 3 cup sizes in a year!
OTOH, maybe that is a lot for you, since you apparently couldn’t see the “Reply” button on Sarah’s post!
ZING!
You’re asking guys if they notice breasts. Really?
Yeah, I’ll trusts Paws experience on this one.
What are you? Some manner of straight, breathing male? You have a pulse too I bet. Thems be home grown miracles, I testify.
Wait, what? Scarlett Johansson has been seen acting?
Who cares? Look at her.
I’m no pro at telling fake boobs from real ones, not unless I could see her naked anyways. XD
I *can* tell you, however, that she (and they) are gorgeous. ^^
“Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament” was a really awesome book, just for the record. You should read it before you go trashing the movie. I have high hopes, personally.
No, don’t read the book first! Most movies pale in comparison to the novel they were based on. Read the book *afterwards*
NO!!! If you read the book afterwards you’ll be stuck imagining the actors as the characters. Just read the book and forget the movie.
Alas, too late.
Agree totally-if they stay true to the book it should be really awesome. I await S.G. Browne’s next book with anticipation.
I concur. If you’ve never read a kick-ass book full of dark humor, and off-beat fun that encourages one to accept the less pretty aspects of one’s self, you wouldn’t understand.
“ScarJo”? Seriously?
Could we PLEASE get rid of the ‘textspeak’ names, especially this one? Not sure that she’d like the connotation of being scarred..
Or sounding like a crime boss called Scarry-Joe.
The paparazzi can’t be bothered with typing in the whole name these days. Plus they like demeaning celebrities even though they are their bread and butter, it seems.
agreed. enough with the cuteness and type out the whole damn name, for god’s sake.
And why is this site turning into Perez Hilton? Didn’t we used to make fun of him?
We still do; unlike Perez, we are funny!
Better rack…ScarJo or Christina Hendricks?
I think this decision needs some hands-on investigation.
I’ll make sure to give it some close inspection
She is wearing a lovely head scarf for a top.
i’m only 11 & wut is this ?
@uberelena – Thank you for actually commenting on the post at hand. I agree, Breathers was a fantastic book.
Dumbass-
1: Use the reply button
2: People come here for lols. You’d be surprise how few people give a sh!t about these “news” stories.
3: You’re a dumbass.
4: see 3.
I’m an atheist and even I give props to God for this one.
heh,nice one.
WHATS WRONG WITH HER ARMPIT?
My D@#$ isn’t tucked in it.
Easy there, killer
Absolutely nothing.
boobs…..
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Yeah, I read the book and really enjoyed it. I think JGL is a good choice for the main character, but I would never have placed Johanssen as the love interest.
And what the hell is with Hollywood optioning every book that sells more than five copies? I’m really getting tired of remakes and adaptations. I go to the movies to see something I haven’t already seen or read… Which pretty much means I don’t go to the movies much anymore.
Many of the most loved movies of all time remakes and adaptations (or both, like Humphrey Bogart in “The Maltese Falcon”, the THIRD time that novel had been made into a movie in 5 years).
Everybody on this website (especially the mods) has to stop trying to be so self-consciously “hip”. “Look at this popular thing, let’s mock it! That means I’m cool, clever, and funny, right?”. It’s just so darn transparent.
I don’t know if anyone has put this up yet but reading the caption below the photo the movie idea[haven't seen jennifers body] sounds like it will be a higher budget “zombies anonymous” with a love story in the middle.
Hey, this is God. Pretty sure I didn’t make her look like that.