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ROFlash: Jonas Makes Trade of the Century: Purity Ring For Ashley Greene

Jonas Bros to  Fruit of the Loom  Conversion 33% Complete

THE JONAS BROTHERS

Joe, the middle of the three Jonas brothers, has famously worn a purity ring through much of his early adult life. All three brothers did this to represent their vow to abstain from sex until they were married.

Well, that farce is apparently over, because he has been seen out and about with his current girlfriend, Ashley Greene (of “Twilight” fame) — and his ring is now missing.  He’s lucky that’s all he is missing.  I’ve seen pictures of Joe, and I’ve seen pictures of Ashley (NSFW), and  I’m surprised he didn’t have to cut off his leg to get with her.

Source: Contact Music Via: Life & Style

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  1. RuthenianCowboy says:

    He’s gonna grape you in the mouth!

  2. A Noun says:

    What’s with all the editorial after some of these photos now? I come here for a quick larf, not an essay.

  3. BETH says:

    I hate the fact I know this but Joe is the one wearing the grape … thing, Nick the one in the middle and Kevin the one who married, had sex then said it wasn’t worth the wait. So … yeah.
    Anyone think it’s wrong they play teenagers when one is 22 and married?

  4. Collin says:

    i always knew they were a bit fruity.

  5. Andrew W says:

    Too bad they’ll never be 100%. It will always be 99.99999999…%

  6. Iat says:

    Wait, are you saying Ashley Greene is dating one of these dorks? Oh come on, she’s way out of their league!

  7. evisirsournote says:

    It might be really sad that I know this, but Nick is the one in the middle. Joe is the one in the grape costume, and Kevin is the one on the right who is married.

  8. Molly says:

    Typical of the people who wear those rings. It’s easy to remain “pure” until you have a shot at action. Then it’s either GET MARRIED QUICK!!!! and then divorce, or “f**k it, I’d rather get laid.”

    Such hypocrisy. I don’t care if people want to have sex, but after they’ve made such a big deal about NOT doing it until they’re married because it’s omg so wrong? Yeah, that bugs me.


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