
Just be careful not to drop and break it, Matt Smith, because, without it, you really only have deus ex machina on your side.
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Just be careful not to drop and break it, Matt Smith, because, without it, you really only have deus ex machina on your side.

This sounds like a serious problem and not at all like a silly one!


Why be a dentist when you can dance and sing over at the fancy high school?

Start gathering your camping-outside-the-theater gear, because the next Christopher-Nolan-directed Batman film is hitting theaters in July 2012, and it officially has a title: “The Dark Knight Rises.”
That’s the good news. The bad news is that, if you were expecting Batman to face off against The Riddler, you are out of luck. Nolan confirmed that The Riddler will not feature in the new movie, though he did not name another villain. Who do you think it will be?
Because I hate to end things on a bad note: Remember that “Inception’s” Tom Hardy will have a large role in the film. Badass!
Source: MTV / Tweet: God_Damn_Batman Via The Daily What

Paris Hilton wants you to be her new pet!
(Ren and Stimpy)
She ate all of her other dogs.
Picture by: Unknown

KEITH RICHARDS
Disney said it may cut Keith Richards from the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” because of his “shocking” admission that he’s taken drugs. Really? It’s “shocking” to hear that Keith Richards, the inspiration behind Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Captain Crack, I mean JACK Sparrow has dabbled in drugs just a little bit?
Apparently Richards’ new memoir “Life,” in which he advocates drug use (in moderation), is a little too edgy for the family-friendly folks over at Disney, who hope to make the next (completely unnecessary) “Pirates” movie uber-family-friendly.
What changed so much since Richards’ cameo in the third “Pirates” movie? The admission of drug use? PUH LEEZ! He was probably snorting lines on set last time! And nobody knew? Nobody at Disney has listened to a Rolling Stones album, or thought “Hey, this rockstar we’re casting has a Wikipedia page. Maybe I’ll just read about him real quick before we throw a pile of money in his face”?
Poor show, Disney. Poor show indeed…
UPDATE: Reps from Bruckheimer Films denies claims that Disney will cut or plans to cut Richards from “Pirates of the Caribbean 4″. Stay tuned to ROFLrazzi for more as the story develops.
Via Movie Line