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Why is Harry Potter September when his birthday is 31 of july?!
good question… i would like to know how they came up with this…
Pretty sure it was just random. No need to over scrutinize.
yeah ron’s birthday is in march and hermiones is in september.
you could probably make this out of actual related birthdates: http://listing-index.ebay.com/movies/Harry_Potter_characters_birthday_list.html
Yeah, Hermione’s is the 19th of September and Ron’s birthday is the 1st of March.
You remember when his birthday is? Jeez, i can berely remember mine ( and only because it’s the easiest date to remember)
I agree. I refuse to be Snape when Harry and I have the same exact birthday!
I wondered the same thing. Maybe it’s the month in which Harry was conceived? But that makes no sense, as it’s supposed to be when you were BORN …
Woohoo! Sirius! Not sure how they came up with this though. Oh well, still fun
I’m Sirius and my hubby is Luna
Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is just random, but…
I GOT SNAPE! HELL YUSS!
I got Snape too…
And my husband’s Voldemort. I’m not really sure how I feel about that.
snape’s birthday is january 9th
Dumbledore, f yeah!
Seconded! Heck yes. *parties*
F YEAH
Us Dumbledores can just chill here in our own separate thread. Yeeeaaah.
I shall join the Dumbledore thread!
Dumbledore’s Army!
Hagrid…
ugh me too. :/
Blech
Hagrid too but cheer up. At least we can keep exotic pets.
I’m thinking Norbit the Dragon and Pegasus!
OMG ur right! I feel better now
Hey, what’ve you got against Hagrid?
What? Are you KIDDING? I love Hagrid! He’s like an enormous, bearded, sweaty teddy bear!
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!!!!! bow before me, mere morals
No offense Voldey, but I think the word your looking for there is “mortals’.
And the word I was looking for was “you’re”. Fail on my part.
I dunno, coming from Lord Voldemort, “mere morals” kind of makes sense too.
Actually, “morals” makes sense considering who it is… XD
I am a “Tom Marvolo Riddle”, too! Damn sight better than being that whacko Bellatrix (why do I want to call her Trixie?) or that emo brat Malfoy!
Muahaha I’m also Voldemort.. Adava Ked….
Finish that spell, it wouldn’t work. The word you’re looking for is Avada. All that dark magic has messed up your brain!
Though my personality always comes across more as Luna I am proud to have Sirius, my other favorite character, be my potterscope. Luv Ya Padfoot!
Snape was born in January. Harry in July. Guh, did they randomly choose people for the months?
Yes.
Please switch Snape & Sirus. I was born September 8th. I don’t want to be Sirus, I want to be under the sexy Professor Snape!
me too! me tooooo!!! august 25th
Don’t worry, when the y find a thirteenth great wizard your signs will all change.
Neville…
Grindelwald, obviously. Or the Peverell brothers.
hagrid
…I got Harry. Dammit. I would’ve preferred Severus or Voldy.
I got Harry as well… I’m the boy who lived, yet I’m a girl…
I wanted Voldy or Snape since Lucius is not on it.
Agreed. Got lucky, thought, I’m a voldie~
VOLEMORT SUKAS
Eh, me too…or Bella.
I got Harry too, and at the risk of sounding repetitive..
They shouldve put Harry in July.
dammit.
I’m Draco. hmmmm
Well, frak. I’m Malfoy.
CURSES!
same….atleast i’m blond irl too…
Hey, me too!
Is there some sort of conspiracy going on here?
I got him too… I don’t wanna be Malfoy…. Now if this was an AVPM potterscope, then I wouldn’t have any problem with being “little d”…
Then I could go to Pigsfart, that would be awesome…
*totally awesome
Know your quotes.
Goshdarnit, I wanted to be Luna, not Ginny.
omg i’m ginny aswell… ^_- epic phail-_^
Awwwhhh… Im Ron… I wanted Draco:,(
I’m Ron, too. Doesn’t fit with my personality at all. I’m normally a mix between Hermione and Luna, as ludicrous as that may sound.
Haha, I sorta think of myself as a mix of Luna and Hermione as well
Yet I got Dumbledore….
Whoever did this is an eejit. They got all of them wrong.
I’m freakin’ Harry Potter! Haters gonna hate
I am beautiful Emma Watson. I can live with that.
Same. Scorpio ftw.
Wanted Luna, but I’ll take Hermione
im happy with Snape, i like him.
Same.
F**k Yeah! i’m Luna Lovegood, i’m Quirky and awesome!
Hell yeah, Draco Malfoy!
The Ginger (Ron)
hi, i fixed this to line up with the wizards actual birthdays:
http://cheezburger.com/sevenmarie/lolz/View/4399904000
So I went from Bellatrix on this Potterscope to Arthur Weasley on yours >_< not sure which one is better or worse! lol
I know what you mean. Arthur, kinda patriarchal, but Bellatrix, just psychotic. I’m in the same boat, as today is my birthday.
yay I went from Hagrid to Malfoy awesome
Snape here. There is irony in this somewhere.
Hermione
Win!
I’m apparently Harry.
I would have rather hid Hagrid, he is so awesome.
OH Yeah! I’m Dumbledore! WIN.
Me too!!
Woo Hermione! October 25 >:D
Oh god… GINNY!!! You’ve GOT to be joking. I’d rather be NEVILLE!
Ahh, Ginger! *runs away*
Bellatrix Lestraaaaaaaange? Ugh, that’s a Freeeeench naaaaame.
I have the same birthday as Bill Weasley, and yet I’m Draco? Who’s born in June? This system is silly. I reject you system.
Wait a minute.. Jesus is actually Like Voldemort? Wicked!
Oh my gosh, yes! This makes Christmas even more awesomely awesome!
Luna! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.
Yay! ginny is my favourite
i was one day away from being bellatrix
I miss being Ginny by FOUR DAYS. I hafta be Bella
Good gods that’s a dumb name, for so many reasons.
Voldy! Woot.
I knew it! I knew Tom Felton and I were meant to be! Lol. I’m happy with my result. [Draco girl all the way] Lol
Technically Hagrid is not a wizard. He was expelled from Hogwarts.
A miscarriage of justice which is corrected in the later books.
really…did you read the books…or are you just saying that?…Becuase I’m pretty sure he was never really “allowed” to do magic, he just did anyways…
Yes, but his name was cleared, and he was named a Hogwarts professor. For all intents and purposes, he’s still a wizard, even though the Ministry won’t give him that title.
Hagrid! Woohoo! I love spiders.
I’d have loved to have got Snape (my fave character and I’m talking books not movies) but Hagrid’s cool enough. 
Snape! I win!
the first day of Ron, I can live with that…
but my brother and mother are Snapes…
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape im more like hermione but i think it was just a random thing so doesnt matter
so I’m Voldemort… well, we are both INTJs…
I’m Voldemort! FFFffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu–!
Ha, I got Ginny, and my older brother got Ron. Awesome |D
F**k yeah, got Luna!
I’m Harry, my brother is Draco.
Wut? Dumbledore? When my birthday is 31st July? Nerd fail.
Oh heck, wait… Im Snape! Yay (i need to buy better glasses) This is cool (but still nerd fail)
Yeah, I’m Snape, I love Snape! I’m just on the edge of the Snapes but still better than being Sirius. xD
Hell yeah, i’m Snape!
I’ve always known I was a brunette version of Luna.
SOMEBODY HIT ME WITH A KILLING CURSE….. I DONT WANT TO BE BLOODY DRACO…….. THO HE DOES DRESS NICELY
Hmm. I want to be Snape, not Albus!
When there is information available on the birthdays of all these characters, why do such a half-arsed job at it?
I think that maybe they tried to match personalities with zodiacal traits, as that’s the only reason I can find for Bellatrix being equated with Aquarius (which is me).
maybe they took the attributes of the signs and picked characters to match?
(And no, I haven’t actually tried that out).
Then how does Luna become a hot-headed fiery Aries?
I’m pretty sure Snape is not a Leo. More moody than an emo kid.
darn it, why ginny?
i wanted to be luna DX
this is so cheesy. they could not even make it original so that the dates were different from normal astrological signs. or if they corresponded it to that, they should have considered actual fictional birthdates so hermione did not = scorpio and draco = sag. dumb.
Hah, love it. my evil ex is he who must not be named! very fitting
why is severus in august his is in january they should have ginny as august becasue hers is on the twelth
I got Bellatrix…… mwa haha
1:st August, The Dumblekiller it is…
I’m draco and my hubbys ginny …. how does that work ? ……lol !
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what’s the basis? How is Ginny a Pisces and Luna an Aries? I mean c’mon. Luna is so Aquarian it’s ludicrous. Anybody?
im snapeeee awesome
Despite the fact the birthdays are all wrong (somehow I doubt that’s really what they were going for, but I dunno)… I prefer this, ’cause my “Potterscope” is Draco. And my partner’s is Voldemort. … Which is, admittedly, kinda weird……
I’m Albus
Lord Voldemort!
PISCES STARTS ON FEBRUARY 19TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REFUSE TO BE BELLATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUNA <3
Well, even though I got Dumbledore and was perfectly happy that way, I did spend some time on Harry Potter Wiki and made another Potterscope according to actual birth dates:
21 March – 20 April – Fred and George Weasley (James Potter is also here, but Fred and George we actually know well)
21 April – 21 May – Bellatrix Lestrange (date of death, because no birth date was given)
22 May – 21 June – Sirius Black (again, date of death)
22 June – 22 July – Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (see what I did there? Even in the modified Potterscopes, I still end up being Dumbledore!)
23 July – 22 August – Harry Potter (Ginny and Neville are also here, but I think you will agree that Harry takes precedence)
23 August – 21 September – Hermione Granger
22 September – 22 October – Minerva McGonagall
23 October – 21 November – Molly Weasley
22 November – 21 December – Bill Weasley
22 December – 20 January – Lord Voldemort (Snape is here too, but I hate him)
21 January – 19 February – Lily Potter (Arthur Weasley is here, but need I explain?)
20 February – 20 March – Ron Weasley (Remus is also here, but again – need I explain?)
Oh HELL yes I’m Snape.
Bad Friggn Ass.
Since my boyfriend is Ron, and I’m Hermione, I have no problem with this.
does any one know the actors name?yes i know most
As an astrologer these don’t make sense. Here is what does: Harry (Leo), Hermione (Virgo), Voldemort (Scorpio), Luna (Pisces), Hagrid (Taurus), Ginny (Cancer). And the others- Scorpio for Snape, Draco and Sirius. Ron? Any other astrologers commenting?
I find it humorous that you believe in that nonsense. So the position of the earth, relative to the position of the star it orbits, relative to the position of pictures that distant stars make (that don’t even remotely resemble what they are named for) that are billions of miles away, at the time a person is born, somehow has an influence on a persons life?
I’m July 28; i got Snape. Dang, i wanted Luna.
DO-OH!
snape… july 18.
Sept 17th, I got Sirius. ^^
I’m Dumbledore, YES!!!
i’m luna (YES!!) and my boyfriend is hermione… aaaand a thousand fanfiction.net stories just sprang into existence haha
dumbledore WOOT!
Okay, so I am Bellatrix LeStrange, since my b-day is today, and my fiancee is… also Bellatrix LeStrange as her b-day is next Tuesday. Hmmmmm…
Hermionw. Fits A LOT better than traditional horoscopes.
Has anyone else but me realised that this would supposedly make Jesus Voldemort? LOL
Holy crap, I’m Voldemort!
Wow really? Im Voldy?
My birthday is only ten days off from Hermione, and I get Sirius. SIRIUSLY? I don’t even like him. :C
dont be hatin on my husband
why so Sirius?
cause hes my potterscope bithday!!!
DOES ANYONE HERE ACTUALLY LIKE CEDRIC DIGGERY?
I’m Voldemort. Ok…
Im voldemort too…. not okkkk
I’m Dumbledore. Awesome sauce.
Dumbledore…..
**** yeah.
i got hagrid and i am a girl
I got Dumbledore… I thought it would’ve been Harry because his birthday’s also in July. That would have been better ^^
yay im Harry!
voldemort ftw !
You cannot honestly tell me- I am so much nicer than voldemort it is not funny!
Im Draco! OH PWNED
My birthday is on May 15th, so I would be Ron!
<3
yay! I LOVE him…
F** YEAH HERMIONE!!!
I’m Ginny Weasley….who also happens to be my least favorite character.
FUUUUUUUU-
Wait why is Harry’s birthday wrong?
I am Voldemort…
WTF??
No nose???
Haha! At first I really wanted Luna, but then I got Bellatrix! Hell yes! I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!
im bella. in real life im not as mean