Apparently, the Middle and High School Guess Whos were getting too easy, so we thought we’d try to mix it up a little with a new feature called Celebrity Cleavage Guess Who. Why? Because boobs, that’s why!
This actress was a child star, and has since been in everything from low budget indie films to superhero blockbusters. She has become as admired for her acting ability as she has for her boobs.
Good luck!
Via thegloss
Scarlett Johansson!
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What can i say but… YOUR A PERV!
and yet… a thank you is appropriate.
you’re
She’s got lipstick on her tooth…
So after the men enjoy a good long look at breasts, under the guise of trying to guess who the woman is, the women should get to try to guess which guy is which by staring at gratuitous crotch shots, or perhaps some naked butt shots!
If you’re going to objectify one sex, please objectify the other so that all may enjoy the slabs of meat human beings are turned into.
Nah, that’s not gonna work
Well then I guess that the guess who the abs belong to section doesn’t count as objectifying men.
Does anyone have an easy button for me?
Brool story co.
I knew it!
I f**king love Scarlett
Ummm… Is it bad that I knew that right away?
Nah, it is good. Some part of me recognized her immediately, too. She is supernaturally sexy.
I knew it was her, too… She has nice boobies.
dont anyone make claims about this being easy
EVER
I was most disappointed when I clicked the “Click to see more” link.
Wuz hoping for at least topless
FIRST!!!
boring
yeah, you’re boring, that’s true.
Wow, how incredibly sexist. I notice you’re not doing guess that celebrity ass for the guys.
Way to be really tasteless.
Why is a man’s ass equivalent to a woman’s breasts?
Before you start slinging words like “sexist”, examine your own assumptions.
Some women like to look at a man’s arse. Others want some muscle tone. Men, stereotypically, would go for boobs. *shrug*
..and some women also love to look at women’s boobs
Ha, all too true!
so true, I am a woman and I like her boobies and I guessed it was her right away
I would have taken you for a leg person…
You’ve never heard of assmen, or leg men, or foot people?
cmon, the whole “woman = unique guy = clone” thing is old
comma between unique and guy
You can’t honestly expect me to start making a list for the things people can look for. Just took the two things that came to mind first – the things I appreciate (though not required per se) on a man.
Also, go visit the demotivational website and count the amount of “shez got big bewbz, OMG” captions you get there on a weekly basis. It’s not hard to start stereotyping. A word which I specifically used, because I knew people like you would come along.
“It’s not hard to start stereotyping…”
it’s not always easy to do the right thing
actually its because you woman are a minority on the internet. now get off the interwebz and make me a sammich
Stupid sexism aside, I think you’re jumping over the gay internet community. I for one would LOVE an ass guess who.
i wholeheartedly agree.
or just an ass guess who! that way, you could stare at an ass all day and then find out, ITS A GUY! UGHHHH!!! or a girl. you never know!
Way too be whiner, now STFU and go make me a sammich! silly bi..
Let’s go back to the Middle/High School Guess Who’s. This just seems a little wrong and slightly outrageous. The fact that people can identify celebrities by their boobs is just a little sick.
Someone seems a little jealous if you ask me
Well, I guess if you’re identifying the men by their boobs. But for the women, they’re all unique. And this is incredibly awesome, there haven’t been enough good cleavage/boob shots on the site lately.
If you want something for identifying the men as well, go for a crotch closeup. Again, each is unique. They’re just typically more hidden by the clothing.
agreed.
u most be lonely huh?
you’re probably right.
bring me naked flesh anytime… no care bout gender, just bring it on baby!
I thought I recognised those from somewhere!
Seriously, I didn’t have a clue, but to quote Jayne from “Firefly”:
“If anyone needs me I’ll be in my bunk.”
this feature is awkward. stop it, plz.
I didn’t think it was. Continue it, please.
she was a child star?
“Star” might be a bit much, since “Lost In Translation” made her a household name. Still, she had a significant role in the Rob Reiner trainwreck “North” at age ten, and had another five films to her name by age 13.
The Horse Whisperer… anyone?
just one more step into the perversion of regarding people as just so much meat
I agree, the famous actresses and singers of today are oggled by every single perv that sees them, and some get famous just for their breasts or looks in general, because it’s a plain fact that sex sells.
With surgery nearly anyone can have a nice rack, but talent? That’s a hell of a lot rarer. ( Scarlett Jo in my opinion has both though lol )
“just one more step”
are you kidding me? you act like people didn’t look at or recognize celebrity cleavage before this
this contest is win
i dont know how, but i guessed it…. xD
BINGO!
i dislike this. i’d rather we not define women by their breasts.
too late, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too late
she is not defined by her breasts all the time. This is just a game, I bet she feels proud of her pretty breasts and that is why she shows her cleavage like that.
Your use of the term “acting ability” threw me off. We really, really need a sarcasm font.
Yeah… I knew it was Scarlett Johansson without the “clues”.
You really need to make this stuff harder. And I don’t mean the weird guys who are going to be using this picture later.
Well, if you think about it we aren’t being sexist by defining women by their cleavage; we men quantify ourselves and each other by heterosexual speculations on relative d*ck size, se we’re treating both genders equally here.
Also, on a related note, HAY LOOK GUISE, BOOBIES!!!1!
No, women call each other wh*res behind their backs for the clothes they wear.
Really? I hear women make sexist jokes about dudes comparing d*ck size all the damn time, and now you act like it’s the first time you heard about it.
gimme a break
this feature sure is bringing them out of the woodwork
We could call it the PK method of posting… find something controversial to post that will get a lot of hits to sell to the advertisers.
I guessed right…and I also noticed she has lipstick on her teeth.
ah man ladycplum beat me to it.
Well isn’t this degrading.
Damn. I thought it was Drew Barrymore. Go figure
Yeah, that’s where I went too.
Best. New. Feature. Ever.
Wouldn’t it be easier for you to just search for cleavage in google images? I don’t want boobs interrupting my funny.
Let’s make this even, I’d like shots of handsome muscled male chests, thank you cery much.
See, a reply without being a whiny bi.., requesting an equilibrium. This is one person I will not inflict my opinion on
:D CHEERS
I knew there had to be at least one non-whiny comment.
I guessed it right!
And I don’t particularly like this feature as cleavage shots. I really don’t want to see cleavage all over Roflrazzi… and I am bi.
If you’re standing behind this offensive new feature, I won’t be coming back (or posting links) to the site anymore. I don’t want to see this intense level of objectification of men OR women on your site; that isn’t exactly your core competency, and for those readers who are looking for that . . . well, this is the Interwebz. They can certainly find it elsewhere.
Agreed!
You too can go elsewhere, or just STFU and go make me a sammich!
I’m sure you’ll be missed…
Your misandry is showing
They don’t want hardcore all the time. Besides, do you think that because they like bewbz, they don’t have a woman in their life? That would be like saying just because you had a cat to spinster with, you didn’t like to look at pictures of cats online.
i actually agree, most of the men who come on here probably don’t have a women. None of the men i know that come on here do…
C’mon, Roflrazzi. You’re better than this.
no, it’s not
If there is one pair of breasts I will never fail to recognize, it’s ScarJo’s. Lighten up about the boobs. She wore the dress in public–it’s not like she didn’t know her breasts would be seen, photographed, admire, and perhaps even fapped to. She’s a lovely human being inside and out, and if she’ll just lift the restraining order I’m sure I can show her the real me.
her teeth seem crooked, like her entire upper set of teeth has been moved slightly to the side. I didn’t notice it until I looked up at her face and went “something feels a little off”
Totally got it right
…Really? This is just plain sad. The school pics are so-so – I got bored of those – and now you think that we all recognise celebs by their knockers.
no, not all
notice how they mentioned the school ones were too easy, keep up
I’ve typed and retyped this comment over and over, and I still can’t figure out how to express myself properly.
I’ll just say this: I’m disappointed. You’re a comedy site and I know there’s always going to be a degree of catering to the lowest of the low, but this? I expected better of you.
you expected wrong
Girls, girls, stop your BS. If you don’t want us to look at your boobies, than don’t effin’ wear clothes like that. You know why Scarlet wears clothes like that? Yes. She wants people to see her ‘talent’.
All women are hypocrites. If you had boobies like that you would show them off. I BET YOU.
No, I wouldn’t. I actually have pretty awesome boobs but I only let my husband enjoy them. It keeps them special.
But the point of all this is, I come here to laugh and I don’t want to see a page of nothing but cleavage. That’s not funny. It’s not interesting. It’s just boobs. If you want to look at breasts go to that “hawtness” section.
where is the page of nothing but cleaves on roflrazzi? Care to show me? You can’t, it doesn’t exist. This was one post. Get your granny panties out of the severe knot they’re in.
If we’re lucky, all these complaints will keep it from being *more* than one post.
even if it becomes more than one post, it wouldn’t be a whole page, moron
where is there a whole page of the high school ones?
I agree. I have a nice set myself (admittedly, not Scarlet Johansson nice — more Erin Gray in the second season of “Buck Rogers” nice), and I don’t show them off.
I’m not against nudity or depictions of sex; I just think this particular idea is dumb and boring.
Wow. Fail, Roflrazzi.
Men appreciate beauty more than brains because they can see better than they can think.
Men can see AND think, and so we CHOOSE to say – STFU and go make me a sammich!
your misandry is showing
I love boobs as much as the next person who loves boobs, but really? This is awful. I have no moral objection to this, but it’s just a remarkably stupid idea. This sucks.
Yeah dude this is a little creepy now. I can tell that whoever writes this page is a huge nerd, based on the plethora of Star Trek/Star Wars/Dr. Who photos. He’s probably a huge perv.
people like you should just go away
Nowhere near as interesting.
Looks like I am not the only one who thought Drew B. Ahh, lovely cushions! I hope you do this feach for a while. And the whiny feminists that just don’t STFU, they could just go make a sammich while this lovely new game goes on..
Go fap to pictures of your mom, pig. I am NOT a feminist but that doesn’t mean I want to stare at pictures of other women’s breasts all day.
p.s. You know that’s why you like breasts, right? It’s because of your mom. Psychologically, looking at breasts reminds you of being in your mother’s arms breastfeeding so you equate it with comfort and food. You’re subconsciously thinking about your mom every time you stare at a woman’s “lovely cushions.” How does that make you feel?
Oh, look who has a pseudo-psychology degree!
I bet you like schlongs because putting them in your mouth reminds you of your dad.
Oh, it makes me feel great. I fap to my mom all the time–thanks for making me feel better about it!
Yer hilarious, yet disturbing at the same time. It is actually my sisters boobs! She is hot! :p
And you sound just like one of those folks that gets upset when someone mistakenly thinks you are a woman…Now STFU and GET ME MY SAMMICH!
Yeah, this isn’t as interesting as the pictures of young celebs. Particularly if you aren’t excited by boobs for whatever reason.
Whatever I say will get shot down as “whiny feminism” so I’ll just say that if that’s supposed to be interesting and the new feature, I won’t be visiting this site.
I’m sure you will be sorely missed.
no, it’s SFW, no newdity
Not to mention that my straight wife also enjoys this feature.
First you mistake Michael Gambon for Richard Harris and now you do this? You’re not worth reading any more, Roflrazzi.
I knew immediately……
This is demeaning and disgusting, and I suppose I shouldn’t have expected more from this site. Oh, and before you say it, I swear to you any sammich I made for you would be packed with arsenic.
get your pantaloons unknotted and make me a sandwich you harpy
So what you are saying is that you wear old lace?
because of the area highlighted
the perfectly clothed area?
This feature is awesomeness, I guessed it right away and my boyfriend didn’t ha! in his face!!
3rd one i got!