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Today’s Celebrity Cleavage Guess Who began her career on Nickelodeon. As she got older, she left the kid’s network and moved on to feature films. She has been called the Sexiest Woman in the World and, honestly, who could argue with that?
Good luck!
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Jessica Alba!
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I got it
She;s so hot.
This is incredibly offensive, objectifying and degrading. If this becomes a regular thing, I will not be returning to this site.
Not like the site will suffer with your departure.
I understand, and totally sympathize. See you later.
OMFG, it’s a shot of her cleavage, not completely naked with her legs spread open! And on top of that, if you don’t want people to look at your amazing, god given perfect breasts, DON’T WEAR A STRAPLESS DRESS. Wear a turtleneck, then no one can enjoy their beauty.
If you truly find something like this offensive, go write a Feminazi manifesto about how degrading our society is to women.
I hope to God that you’re a troll, looking for this exact reaction, but if you aren’t, then i have one small piece of advice for you: No one likes this kind of high handed crap. If you ever deign to join the rest of society and come down off your lofty pedestal, you might find that people don’t roll their eyes when you talk.
I… I love you Dana.
godgiven my ass. her breast are 100% fake
If they are they are the best looking fake boobs I’ve seen….just sayin!
+1
Dana, well said. I might have some burlap sacks for them in my garage. So Helen and pgrantm, please leave. Our site will be better without you in it. Also, Fredd… does it matter? She’s still hot.
Amen! Jessica is a beautiful woman…not like they are showing much at all… Plus they are balancing it out with men’s bodies too so what is the problem?
I can recognize a rockstar by the bulge in his pants. this is no different. objectifying? yes, very. but these people let themselves get objectified for a living, so whatever
Bulge? Like, the Bowie Bulge? Please tell me not the Bowie Bulge.
I was thinking the Glambulge
Good Bye… The site will improve as soon as you go…
So after the men enjoy a good long look at breasts, under the guise of trying to guess who the woman is, do the women get to try to guess which guy is which by getting to stare at a gratuitous crotch shot? Or perhaps some naked butt shots! That would be great!
If you’re going to objectify one sex, please objectify the other so that all may enjoy the slabs of meat human beings are turned into.
that does happen. and just because it happens more for women just means your better to look at. slabs of meat is all we are so just dont look as good as ms. alba here, so they get offended.
A couple of days ago, on this very site: http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/02/10/funny-celebrity-pictures-celebrity-abs-guess-who/
(Zabinatrix, this is not directed at you, just the general thread.)
Mark Walburg doesn’t count. The decision of this site to start doing a Cleavage Guess Who is degrading to women. While I do agree it would be fair to do a every-other-time version (m/f/m/f/etc.), the fact that we have to justify doing this Guess Who implicitly shows that it objectifies the person in the picture. Furthermore, the women’s photographs have them looking off away from the camera. Mark Walburg is more or less looking at the camera. This difference is an example of an art historical term called the gaze. The women are being looked at and do not meet the eyes of the viewer, but the man is looking at the viewer. The one viewing the photo in the case of the women is inherently more powerful than and objectifies her, but the man is put on an equal standing with the viewer. So, yeah, it initially seems all is fair, but this is still allowing an imbalance of power between the sexes.
Also, to whomever said Feminazi, go to hell. Just because women want equal rights does not mean they’re fascists.
For the most part, I’d agree. I do not encourage objectification in general. The link was mostly a reply of the tired “this would never ever happen with a picture of a man”-kind of comment. Because the truth is that even if you’re right that there are qualitative differences, there is still a definite comparison – the same kind of thing does happen with men.
And I do think that you’re reading too much into where people are looking – especially since the faces are completely covered up in the initial image. I think it’s *possible* that subconscious sexism can be behind the choice of images, but I believe that it’s more likely that it’s simply a matter of available images. Women can show off cleavage in many situations and from many angles, but pictures of hot manly abs are usually posed for – and in most posed images the model will look at the camera.
Hopefully shorter point:
I recognize the problem of sexism in our society – both on conscious and subconscious levels. Since there is a continued oppression of women and a real power imbalance in the world (even if things have been getting slowly better); these discussions are important and I won’t deny that there is a measure of sexism here that should be criticized. I just think that it’s important to not read too much into things.
Not everyone has deep thoughts about power imbalances and the nature of feminism when they are to select a cleavage picture and an abs picture for a bit of a lame joke for a website. Maybe they should – in a better world we would all think of those things until sexism in eradicated – but I don’t think there was any intentional sexism in the choice of this picture and the Wahlberg one.
(nope, that wasn’t shorter – my sense of brevity failed me again
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get a life
you’re not very bright, are you?
I’m sure you’ll be sorely missed.
No offense but I didn’t see you posting any complaints when they did “guess who’s abs”. I think I seea double standard here. If its ok to show the abs its ok to show cleavage. I am of the opinion if you got flauntit and Jessica definitely has it.
wow u r SUCH A NERD go ahed leave this site it will be waayy better without you!
I got it
She;s so hot.
AMAZING cleavage!
oh, helen, GTFO and go make me a sammich…
I pray you never have kids, wait someone as dumb as you must only have a lot of cats. How do you think celebs get that way? do you get on your soap box for the guys abs? Please start you car in the garage and listen to Jusin Beaver till the voices in your head stop.
…She made her start on Nickelodeon? What show?
She was on Alex Mack. She was the mean girl at school.
we can at least equalize it with celebrity pects. can’t say this is a good direction for the site.
Yes. Why would we care what the celebrities look like at all? I mean, it’s not like the most aesthetically beautiful people ever are judged by their physical attributes.
it is equalized by abs, moran
FIRST!!!
Ha. Classic.
Firsteenth!
Deal with it.
I wish I could identify a female celebrity by just looking at their boobs. Call it NIS… Nipple Identitty System.
The day we stop objectifying men or women our specie will be doomed. We girls use cleavage cuz we are proud of our boobs, they are there to be seen, that is why they exist. Hurray for boobs!
No, breasts exist so that a female mammal can feed her infant child until said child can eat hard food. There is furthermore a difference between sexual attraction and objectification. Objectification is when one degrades an individual to the status of a mere object, but many animals search for mates that are aesthetically pleasing to their species and appear to be good caretakers. The kiwi, for example, chooses her mate based on how well he builds a nest.
However, breasts are there to attract mates, but that is because evolution has caused men to be attracted to certain aspects of the female form. Those aspects would allow for a healthier offspring and easier childbirth. On a related note, this is why women like more masculine faces on men. In the days before antibiotics, when a male with high testosterone levels survived to adulthood, he would be an ideal mate because his immune system would be of higher quality than a less masculine male because testosterone suppresses the immune system. Unfortunately, higher testosterone levels in many mammals make for more promiscuous males, so females may choose males with lower amounts of testosterone so that they would have a long-term mate that would care for the offspring and have a more or less decent immune system.
go away.
this
+1
If a woman does want something ogled…just don’t put it on display. Three cheers for modesty!
I wonder what it would look like from a regular angle. I kind of agree that this angle was a bit much, you can’t even see her face (and isn’t that the whole point of this theme going on? identification?) In summation, it would be okay if you could see the same amount of cleavage from an eye-level view, but I’m not gonna go google the dress to see for myself…it’s Jessica Alba, not anyone important.
appreciating beautiful bodies is not the same thing as objectifying women. It’s not like you’re saying these people have no other positive attributes. It’s a bit of harmless fun and everyone can relax a little. I can tell you, as a woman with (entirely natural) D-cups and a 22-inch waist, I do not mind having my body appreciated one bit. And you know what? If, some days, I don’t feel like having my cleavage ogled, I don’t wear clothes that show it off.
Yay for you! I’m glad to see someone commenting on one of these who has a good sense of self esteem, and some good sense.
reasonable person ftw!
AMANDA BYNES!
Because as men we don’t really care all that much if another guy has a better body. We are too full of ourselves to let it bother us much. But some women feel as though they do not get the respect they want from men, and see anything that appeals to a man’s most basic desire as a bad thing for women. However, some other women are able to appreciate the human body, both male & female, for the work of art that it is. I can find no other example in nature of what an artist our creator may be, whether that artist is nature itself, or a Supreme Being. Either way, I see the naked form much the same way as I would the art works in the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
ICARLY! wait..
How about a celebrity package next?
Coming up….. David Bowie package!
Ewwwwwww.
I got it from her dress
Don’t mean to be rude but… umm.. I’m twelve and I actually loved looking at the high-school-middle-school-guess-who’s … so… please… put it… back…?
“I’m twelve years old and what is this?”
its jessica alba
Oh Jezzuz people! Get over it. Playboy much? Hustler? A-ringin a bell? Sex sells. The end. Oh, and I’m a girl. *GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP*
Appreciation of a female body is lovely presented in this one. It’s taken on a red carpet. And she’s a mrs, though didn’t change her name. She’s a mother. And those lovely boobs have fed her child. There. If you’re so jealous of her beutiful body and clevage, cry some and have an icecream. Let the rest of us enjoy.
And it’s Whalberg. Mark _Whalberg_. Also known as a badass rapper Marky Mark.Used to be a manmodel for Calvin Kline. So obviously he’s looking at the camera.
Ehum. Mark Wahlberg?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg
And you totally saw the badass rapper too
damn feminist women ruining our fun.. im a chick an i love boobs. yay for boobs! (o)(o)
i must say as a woman with epic boobs i find it quite empowring that we can get men to do whatever wo want with just a flash of cleavage. its kind of kick ass
Curse you and your epic boobs!
If you can see them, touch them and they are physically there, they are real. Some are made of flesh and some are made of saline. Mine are made of flesh but what I wouldnt give for some made of saline.
that’s definitely not jessica alba…
I agree, but shes young. Shes got time to get better.
Mine are made of fat and glands…