
In honour (with a u!) of St. Patrick’s Day, we present this special Irish edition of Celebrity Cleavage Guess Who!
This lovely lass started modeling as a child after a family friend suggested she audition. She has appeared in films of every genre from children’s fantasy, to award-winning drama, even a (terrible) comic book movie!
Luck of the Irish be with ye!
Via raucousdog.

Jennifer Connelly!
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Nice rack. Got it right. And FIRST!
CONGRATZ ON UR NAWT SECCUND CJ I WAS THINKIN TEH OTHER 1 …JENNIFER GARNER
BUT IN HONOUR OF HER: THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED, I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD YOU HAVE TAKEN. FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS AND MY KINGDOM IS AS GREAT AND YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
Take off your Caps Lock, genius.
I don’t remember her bing in a “terrible” comic book movie, only The Rocketeer and Hulk, which were both excellent.
I know, a lot of plebeians thought Hulk wasn’t good, but only because they went to see it expecting an action movie, forgetting who directed it.
The Rocketeer was excellent. Ang Lee’s Incredible Hulk was awful. The second Incredible Hulk was much better, though I would’ve rather had Jennifer Connelly in that one rather than Liv Tyler.
I’d pretty much agree. Ang Lee’s Hulk really FAILED whenever the CGI was on screen.
The CGI failed; the film overall was excellent.
And, Schizoid, Ang Lee’s film wasn’t “The Incredible” anything, it was Hulk; the reboot with the unfortunately-since-fired Ed Norton was The Incredible Hulk (aside from being based on the same comic book series, the two films are unrelated).
“When stupid people need a thrill, they rent The Rocketeer”
-Stewie
Really; you just tried to support an argument with a quote from “Family Guy”? ROFLOLHMS
Although it would have been stupid of me to spend out on renting the film 12 times when buying it cost me about 1.5 rental fees.
wow, people get really worked up over a movie that I barely even remember
“When stupid people want to support their point of view, they quote a sociopathic toddler from a TV cartoon.”
– Me
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Thing is, though, there was *plenty* of action in The Hulk! Sure, there was a ton and a half of story, but that just made it a *well-written* action movie! And it was really a love letter to the comic book medium, with even a sequence staged with comic-style frames! The Incredible Hulk was okay, but comparatively it was dumbed-down, and for all his cred, Norton didn’t come close to matching Bana’s Bruce Banner.
Dem Tittay
Hmm…CHILDREN’s fantasy movies? Labyrinth is for every-freakin’-body. Plus, the bulge might scare young children.
Yes, “children’s” — because it’s suitable for children.
Also, if your kids understand the implications of “the bulge” well enough to be frightened of it, I’m calling Child Protective Services on you.
Arnold Schwartzenegger?
*Schwarzenegger
The Hulk was good (sans Poodle), and I had a crush on her as a kid after watching Labyrinth at the cinema.
Never knew they where quite that large…
yeah….she normally doesnt look like that….
They weren’t, when she was 15 and filmed Labyrinth …
Oh come on! She’s not even Irish! Her father is half Irish and that doesn’t apply.
Why doesn’t it apply? Over 95% of the “black” people in the United States are less than 50% of African ancestry, and the Finns are more closely related to the Hungarians and Mongolians than the Norwegians and Swedish… If she doesn’t want to celebrate her Irish heritage, she can start using her husband’s surname; “Bettany” is definately non-Gaelic.
I knew it, remembered from the Roy Orbison video.
Nailed it! I just watched Labyrinth this morning
FIRST!!!
epic fail…
Troll feed…
Seeing her in “The Rocketeer” when I was a kid turned on my “I like girls” switch.
very nice
Her bra does not fit well. Move up a cup size.
Her bra does not fit well. Better get rid of it.
I second that.
She should’ve stayed this size instead of becoming scary-as-hell skinny.
Definitely doesn’t look like this anymore. She’s bone-thin and wears very odd clothes. But she’s married to Paul Bettany, so good for her.
She’s not Irish.
She’s ¼ Irish — that’s ¼ more than 95% of the morons who wear green and get bombed on cheap beer in America ever March 17, in the “celebration” of what, in Ireland, is a serious but minor religious holiday.
Anyway, whose décolletage would you rather see, Molly Shannon’s? Or maybe Anne Ramsey’s?
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Nailed it. First try. You just don’t forget a rack like that.
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to “shipoopi” it’s actually spelt “shaboopi”