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Today’s celeb left high school at 16 to pursue a music career. She became quite successful, and has since recorded seven albums and appeared in six movies.
Pro-tip: She auditioned but ultimately didn’t make it in to “The Mickey Mouse Club.”
Good luck!
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Jessica Simpson!
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Nice!
nb4 who is she and sexism
Must be an old picture, cause now she’s got all that blubber on her.
No you got a blubber!
The clues were not necessary.
Thought it was kesha. ( without reading the hints )
they would have been a lot lower and kinda lop sided.
Also, tons of glitter stuck to the puke and sweat…
what? that makes no sense
Same here!
This one was kind of obvious.
Eww… I think I got herpes just from looking at it…
You must be listening to the drums again.
That comment works for lots of pop-tarts but not really for her (unless she got it from John Mayer) cuz she’s not really known for being promiscuous.
Oh, that’s a necklace? At first I thought it was puke.
I didn’t know she dropped out; it’s no wonder she’s so dumb.
It said she left high school, not that she dropped out.
It’s the same damn thing.
Trust me, she dropped out. I went to the same high school (though several years afterward). She got her GED later, but it was still hilarious when she gave us an exclusive concert and thought we wouldn’t notice that she never graduated.
Yup, so dumb her clothing line made her at least 750 million dollars last year, and added to her royalties, she stands to clear a cool billion. I bet you wish you could be that stupid.
Money and profit have nothing to do with intelligence. You do realize that she has business men doing all the work behind the lines and she’s just the face to sell it.
Is it Britney?
That was my guess too, both before and after reading the hint.
edit: Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Jessica Simpson in the context of her having a music career.
me neither
That is how she got started and where all of her earlier fame came from. Her career shifted when she was on the mtv reality show filming her marriage to what’s his name that fell apart.
I thought the show came later? (I ignored its existence though, the same as any other reality show.) She first hit my radar when she was in the Dukes of Hazzard remake that was made by the Super Troopers director. And then I seem to remember hearing about the show a few years after that.
Britney was on The Mickey Mouse Club.
LOL It’s Britney! Woo!
Rather had a little cushion than play with sticks. Women are much more beautiful with some curves, not two lobes of fat on a board.
Bruce Springsteen?
christina aguilera?
FIRST!!!
sadly she was homecoming queen before she left
Damn, I thought about Xtina – with and withoutr the hints.
But maybe before her breast surgery.
this isn’t even a good picture of jess.
Oooh, I know! It’s Justin Timberlake!