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Hey! Robert Pattinson is hot! Punktum!
…..
…Ew.
He’s hotter than you!
His face is concave in the wrong direction and his hair is greasy. When did that become popular?
*claps*
…to death.
rofl i love this
Awww yeah David Tennant!!!!
or should I say David “Ten-Inch”
Yey another DT fan! I love him but my friend is completely and utterly obsessed with the guy. She wrote about him for an English essay once
Um, 24 is a “significantly older” man? Maybe for a 16-year-old, but in that case, all the choices are NO’s.
I think you’re missing a key factor in this scenario…
kinda missing the point…
Yep, totally missing the point.
Since nobody explained the point, I had to think about it. Is it that RP played a vampire who was a zillion years old (I have not read or seen Twilight)? If so, oh (still not much of a lulz). If not, please explain the point.
all the characters are ‘signifucantly’ old. theyer all semi-immortal
Angel became a vampire in 1753, making him a little over 250 years old. but his AGE is in his late 20′s
Spike is a little over 120, maybe close to 130, his age is in the early 20′s
dunno the dude with the sword sorry.
the good Dr is 909 years old
Wolverine is unageable since his past is an enigma, but he’s roughly 200+ years old.
Jareth is a bit aged too, idk if youi can measure alternate dimension ages, but he’s old.
Edward is a 17 year old, lived for @ 110 years. and therefor NOT SIGNIFICANTLY old, nor can he even qualify as a MAN
“The dude with the sword” is Aragorn son of Arathorn. He’s in his 70s, IIRC.
and still significantly older than Edward. lol
He married an elf in lord of the rings so I think he became imortal. The actor is Viggo Mortenson, he was in Hildalgo. Great actor.
No, he remained mortal and she became mortal to be with him. He just ages slowly as a Dunedain, or man of the west.
*Major Tolkein Nerd*
^win
agree (:
The dude with the sword… is anyone else suddenly picturing Jeff Bridges as Aragorn? :p
and yet you spell “Tolkien” wrong…You are no nerd. You are a liar!
He’s 86. He said so in The Two Towers When Eyowen Gives him the bowl of stew on the way to Helm’s Deep
Yup, the appendix of LOTR confirms this
He’s 86 according to The Two Towers. He mentions it to Eowyn on the way to Helm’s Deep.
88 in “The Two Towers”. He lives to be 200-something.
Thing is, I believe all the characters on this list are also in some sort of relationship with significantly younger girls. Except Aragorn. While his 80-something may be considered “aged”, his bride Arwen was well over 2000 years old…
More like 130+ years. He was born in the 1880′s (http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/w/wolverine.htm) so that makes him 130ish. Still, not bad for an old guy.
According to the manga Return to Labryinth, Jareth ruled the realm for 1300 years. So, considering he was probably around quite a bit before coming to power (although I’d like to see how that happened), David Bowie seems to age magnificently.
FAIL
The ‘dude with the sword’ is Aragorn son of Arathorn (you owe him your allegience) And in this picture he’s 87
and DAMN he looks nice for an old guy
I’m guessing this is going by the character, not the actor, since most of these guys aren’t all that old, and there’s an obvious Twilight joke at the end, but if that’s the case, I have to vent my nerd rage about the Aragorn one. He wasn’t a significantly older man, he was a significanly YOUNGER one, like by several thousand years…
To Arwen, yes, but not to Éowyn. Who, as you may remember, had significant hots for him.
Not in the book she didn’t
Yes, in the book she did. Read them again.
Yes, she did. She had a major crush on him; which evaporated when she met Faramir.
Either way, the point was that Aragorn is actually the youngest of the group as he is only in his mid 80s. Sparklepire douchebag, I refuse to count anyway. (Doesn’t even deserve a name, just like the failure that made the Airbender movies.)
At 87, he was significantly older than other MEN. He’s not being compared to elves or Maiar. And speaking of elves, why AREN’T Legolas and Elrond on here?
Legolas seriously needs to be here along with Patrick Stewart (Captain Picard)
Hmmm well not that many characters had the hots for Legolas and Elrond…
And if you look at the movies, well maybe for Legolas.
But Aragorn always had everyone swooning.
i agree , legolas is super fine . but no one in the movies were attracted to him . which is okay with me (;
Apart from maybe Gimli
I Agree!
But he is still significantly older than the girls who find him hot. That’s the point of the chart- men who young women think are hot, despite being WAY older than them.
Old joke is old. Therefore,unorginal.
…its the internet…need i say more?
Johnny Depp?
while Depp is obviously super good looks, e’s never played an (semi) IMMORTAL character, which is what thwe joke is
what about edward scissorhands?
Edward was a creation, but not immortal. Nevertheless I prefer my Edwards with scissors and not sparkles, immortal or not
^
This
Well, Edward didn’t age, there at the end of the film, where Winona’s character did. I’d say he’s at least ageless if not technically immortal.
“I prefer my Edward with Scissors not Sparkles.” …Need. This. On. A. Shirt!!
YES!!!! I’m making one.
I’m so making this into a shirt. xD
He will be shortly. He’s about to play Barnabas Collins the vampire in a reboot of Dark Shadows.
Somebody has good taste! Maybe not Bowie though
ARE YOU KIDDING!! Bowie’s pretty hot.
Bowie is majorly awesome.
You kidding? The Goblin King is the one I’d go with. The Doctor being the 2nd choice and the rest can all take a flying leap as far as I’m concerned.
Okay, I’ll take Wolvie and Aragorn if you don’t want them
You’re welcome to them.
I will definitely take Aragorn.
The Doctor is mine! Take the Goblin King!
And also, I’d take Angel ANY day.
NO! the Boreanaz is mine!!
I’ll take the Doctor and Wolverine.
But he’ll be there for you as the world falls down.
Bowies a babe.
Dude, it’s a NO! to anyone but Bowie here….
oh comon dip…. bowie looked AWSOME in Labyrinth!!!!!!!!!! course the movie IS like 30 yrs old
I loved him in Labyrinth but he hasn’t aged well
I don’t know what your talking about. He’s still effing sexy. Question should by why isn’t Alan Rickman here?
Because no girl in the movies had the significant hots for him. And he plays evi- I mean, to quote him, “interesting” characters.
In Sense & Sensibility he was the good guy. Also Galaxy Quest, Blow Dry – oh and that one where he plays a ghost. And in Love Actually his secretary wanted him.
I loved him in Sense and Sensibility!
Me too. Col. Brandon is SO HOT!
Agreed. Completely. *reaches for high five*
How can anyone forget Dogma?!?!?! The voice of G-d deserves to be on this list.
Spock should be in there. Although he might be kind of a cold fish.
Mmmmm Spock….
Soul or no soul, Spike a rapist. That nets a big NO.
TEAM SPIKE!!
I don’t get the whole David Tenet thing, but I LOVE that Jareth is YES! not just YES.
I think it’s all about David Tennant’s personality. He isn’t amazing looking but he has a lot of charisma and it makes him very attractive.
Yeah, I totally agree. He was a fantastic actor in Doctor Who and I agree with you when you say that he has a lot of charisma. Have you seen him off screen in interviews?
some girls love the goofy personality, but remember, he played a 900+ yo Time Lord
The Doctor is over 900 years old, I believe. That’s why he’s in the list.
Jareth is my favorite!!
tenth Doctor? Hell YEAH!
Tennant’s the Eleventh unless I’m mistaken…
Yes, You’re mistaken.
(Ten)nant is the 10th, Matt Smith is the 11th
I love how Jareth/David B. gets an exclamation point. =3
I agree with all except dr.who guy … I mean, could someone explain me what’s the big deal about him and also why Gerard Butler isn’t on that list?
Because the Doctor can take you on the ultimate date. You can have dinner on the most romantic planet in the universe. Go back in time to see an Elvis Presley concert. And end the date with a – ahem – dance at Studio 54.
The point is the age of the characters, not the actors. Except in Bowie’s case, I imagine, since I don’t think it was indicated how old his character is
His Character Jareth is old compared to the 14 year old female lead.
Because there are some women(and a few men I’m sure) that are into “geek chic” and Tennant fits that perfectly. Plus he has awesome hair. Really, really awesome hair.
^^ This.
Tennant all the way, then Viggo. Then Wolvie I suppose so long as he doesn’t break into any showtunes. *cringe*
Lol funny you should mention his hair. My 9yr old just had his hair cut like David Tennant’s (minus the sideburns).
What was even cooler was that when the hairdresser asked him how he wanted it cut, he responded, “Like David Tennant’s. Do you know who he is?” and she did!
I love your kid
oh Thank you then…
but still I can’t see the charm of the guy…
I completely agree with every single one of those statements!
I APPROVE!
My Only qualm is “where the hell is Alan Rickman?!”
I agree with all the choices (including giving RP a “no,) and also want to add Alan Rickman
Good question. Alan Rickman and Johnny Depp.
I agree….but its all about old guys. For example, the first 2 are vampires and therefore immortal, Aragorn is in his 80′s, much older than most guys that look that good, the doctor is into time travel where age is pointless, Wolverine ages at half speed and no one really knows how old Jareth is. SOOO the point is that in terms of “immortal” guys, Edward is a no no. Johnny Depp and the oh so attractive Alan Rickman are considered mortal as far as I know.
Yeah, I can’t think of any characters they played that were immortal/ageless. Though Rickman was the older man in Sense & Sensibility. I also think he would make an awesome vampire – or Time Lord.
I was just wondering that!! Where the hell is Alan Rickman’s timeless sexiness?
Actually Mr. Rickman did play an immortal character in Dogma, but Metatron had no gender, so I guess it doesn’t count for this type of thing?
Unless you just want to cuddle, but even then he’s got a job being the voice of God and all. :p
I do wonder if you cut off his wings if he becomes – FULLY – human.
But then he wouldn’t be immortal. So still doesn’t count.
Someone cast Rickman as either a vampire or a Time Lord, STAT!
Johnny Depp’s supposed to play Barnabas Collins the vampire in the “Dark Shadows” movie so he’ll play a vampire soon enough.
F**K YES! I love the Doctor!
Gee that wasn’t predictable AT ALL -_-’
That particular image of the Doctor is from Doomsday/Army of Ghosts in Torchwood Tower while he’s talking to Dalek Kaan, right?
yes to all but rp – theyre all hot in their own ways but i cannot find anything redeeming in rp or rp’s character and and surprisingly i said i would never read the books but my mum said try it as she had the lot (in her 60s) (me in my 40′s) and you know what – loved the books, like the movies but i dont get the histeria over rp and tl …. (jail bait – well not legally but at my age i prefer all the others in this post over them – bowie the most…..)
Brilliant! Yeah yeah people are emo that this idea has been used many times:
Don’t care. I love this, and I would actually hit every single one of those that are marked with yes. <3
Where’s Gary Oldman/Dracula? :’3
Oh, damn, he was fine in that. *drools over the Gray suit and purple glasses* (at least I think they were purple – haven’t seen it for years.)
Alan Rickman was the Voice of God in Dogma, therefore immortal. He should be on this list & please give me a side order of Viggo and David Tennant. Thanx.
But the Metatron is – like a Ken doll down there….
What’s been good enough for Barbie for 40+ years is good enough for me, as long as I have batteries.
Talking as a HUGE Torchwood fan where is captain harkness , please if someone is old it’s him , he can’t die ! Angel is also a fav. he was my teen crush
Hmm… That’s true about Capt. Harkness. But he ends up being the Face of Bo, remember?
Yeah, that killed any sex appeal he might have had for me D=
Unfortunately, three months ago (January 14) James Marsters (Spike) got married…
and where is Gary Oldman, to agree with Fangirl????????? Hello, he played Dracula, who is immortal, and he played Beethoven, who, though not immortal himself, his music is immortal.
NOOOOOO!!!! My hopes and dreams of being James wife are shattered! *weeps uncontrollably*
dt? angekl? skipe? wolverine? TOO MUCH TOO HANDLE (BRAIN EXPLODES)
Where’s Ian Somerhalder?! Good list otherwise though. LOL!
TOTALLY!!! Damon rox my sox!
HOLY S**T! I just realized Cary Elwes is missing too!!!!
You forgot Anthony Stewart Head (Giles)! Good choice for David Tennant, but you forgot John Barrowman!
I’ll take all of the Davids on this, please.
To anyone who didn’t get this it’s all pics of actors who date barely legal girls.. it’s saying they are all cool but that last guy because he likes men.
…which ones date barely legal girls? Certainly not all of them. James Marsters and Hugh Jackman are married to overage women… then again, knowing David Bowie and David Boreanaz’s histories, I would be surprised with those two.
But the joke is that their characters are all immortal. It’s not about the actors.
David Bowie is married to supermodel Iman – a woman – and has been for over 25 years.
In fact, she often talks about how good a husband he is to her and how supportive and loving he is.
My apologies to Mr. Bowie, then.
How could you forget Duncan MacLeod and Methos??? Highlander shouldn’t be ignored.
YES!
…but Methos was never running around with a girl barely out of her teens… and Duncan pointedly turned one down, more than once.
While the women they were with might have been younger than them they were still WOMEN not girls.
Aragorn makes me wet. Yum.
For all the old school Canadian fans out there…
How about Nicolas and Lucian from Forever Knight? Yum yum.
MMmmmmm Forever Knight.
Yes, Where is Nick??
David Boreanaz and James Marsters are the sexiest vampires ever! Edward can go with his depressed emo girlfriend!
Shot gun Angel and Spike!!! The sissy gay sparkler can take a hike!
Mmmmmm…threesome…*drool*
Heyheyheyheyheyyyy
I call Angel
Spike is ok, but I like him more when he reads the Dresden Files for the audiobook people.
Best audios I’ve ever heard. Even knocks spots off of Stephen Fry’s Harry Potter readings.
Personally I believe this thing is missing a Nazgul or two..
Labby-fans! <3
Me thinks Gerard Butler should be included. He has played Dracula too, after all. And Gary Oldman, no doubt! <3 They make the world a sexier place.