Twilight > Harry Potter OMG u guyz kno it’s true!
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Um… why…
honestly, probably the only reason why I would watch Twilight would be because of Robert Pattinson(Cedric Diggory), besides that, i don’t think i would even touch it. And yes im refering him to his previously well know character role, not his current role
let the one sided flame war, BEGIN!
HP vs Twilight aside, Twilight just blows. Again, NOT compared to HP – let’s assume I had never read HP and I picked up Twilight. I would still think it sucked hardcore. The writing is total sh*t and everyone in their movies looks like a pasty freak (except Taylor Lautner). I really, sincerely think that this whole Edward and Bella thing is sick and twisted… plus literally not one of them can act.
I really just don’t get it?!
They all look ok.
Problem is cheap cheesy story.
And why the hey was it on autoplay?!
That question popped into my mind as well… why was i forced to watch this? It’s…. aaarhg no words for how bad that was…
Twilight? Autoplay?
Adios Roflrazzi
i didn’t know where this annoying sound was coming from an did close many internet windows till i found out what it was…..
ANNOYING
This just… It makes my brain sad…
Kids bursts out like one of the Aliens, attacks sparkle-boy and gnaws his head off, then creates a noxious cloud of doom from it’s backside that disintigrates the entire town. As the werewolves flee, they are all hammered by the National Guard sent to eliminate the wolf menace.
That’s just my impression of how this crap should end.
thank you very much for becoming my new bestest friend
my hero:)
That is SO much better than the actual end!
Oh crap, I just admitted I know how it ends…. *trys to sneak off before anyone notices*
Turn off the autoplay please!
What Andrew said. I work nights and when I come home my wife is asleep. I don’t check my volume when I come home and load my tabs and tabs of cheezburger sites because nothing auto plays. What I do is… Come home, load my cheezburger sites (because I am your core, addict customer) and use the bathroom after my ride home.
So imagine my surprise while mid restroom break, this ad comes on unannounced, in a volume that is unacceptable for the time of day and the sleep state of my wife and twin daughters. Of course, I’m sitting on the can, and any repercussions of me standing up in the middle of this will be more severe than whatever might happen if my wife and/or daughters wake up.
Nobody woke up, but man, if this continues, I’ll find some other way to amuse myself. I hit so many of your sites on such a regular basis… BAH! I’m so mad, I’ll just stop here.
DAMMIT I FORGOT AND RELOADED TABS AND IT FRICKEN HAPPENED AGAIN!
I didn’t even see it, and when I heard it for the first time, I was looking for an ad to shut off. When I couldn’t find it I closed out the internet. It was a little like being haunted.
agreed
God I hope you’re trolling…
That was EXACTLY what I was going to say.
DEAR GOD WHY IS IT ON AUTO PLAY
Maybe because they know almost no one would deign to play it otherwise. When you can’t sell the masses on something, just cram it down their throats.
So, ICHC, I know you’re a commercial site and all, but you don’t usually do this. Is it a disturbing new trend or did you cave to a really big check from the movie company? Whatever the reason, the least you could do is be honest about it.
The most you could do is TURN IT OFF.
Thanks for your consideration in this matter…
Yeah, nobody would click play on this.
I love how they try to make the preview all epic and yet nothing is happening. *epic music*… lame wedding scene *more epic music*… more lame wedding scene…
Right? I did happen upon a preview before this and it was the same deal, all this huge epic music. I’m like what’s all the epic music, because they had sex? Because of the bloodbath birth? Really, there is no need for the epic soundtrack.
OMG AUTOPLAY SUCZ!!!
Not sure if trolling…or retarded.
One question: How the HELL did this make the front page!! Aren’t there supposed to be people to stop monstrosities like this from reaching the public!
Wow sorry that was supposed to have at least two question marks… sorry guys.
Yes and no, They posted up here cuz they new people would get a laugh at how stupid it is. Either that or someone working at the Cheeze Office is a HUGE
Twi-tard
Oh, hey, autoplay! That sounds like a quick way to make me stop coming back to websites that implement it!
Why does she look sick on her wedding day?
I hate this movie. but I am going to go see it and talk through the whole thing, because it’s too funny not to. And the last time we did this, the twi-hards got kicked out of the movie, not us. Bah ha ha
I totally agree I never liked this series and always make fun of it but in an attempt to see why my teenage sister loves it I watched all of the movies. I can honestly say that knowing the details has given me waaay more ways to make fun of it, it just so completely ridiculous!
Why the hell is this tripe on auto play! please tell me at the end they all get burned and die! And this wet dream/ self insert fan fic goes away
ahem…..twilight should die….all i’m excited about is that bella almost dies. This is movie where they f*** and all the fangirls will be hoarding towards the theateres in larger swarms than usual. Get ready for it. The age of the twitards is on the rise….we are the world’s only hope…
NOOOO NOT EDWARD AND BELLA!!!!!
holy sh*t i watched the entire piece in expectation of som funny edit.. dk if i got trolled or plain stupidity…
so, I’m seeing 155 votes and only one unicorn.
So glad the internet agrees with me.
Correct me if i’m wrong but I think one unicorn stands for awful, so how has something with 155 awful votes made the homepage?
Also is sentence underneath some kind of sick joke?
Twilight, autoplay; Is it April?
Seriously, either Rolfrazzi is trolling us or they were hacked.
Well that was a good twilight movie. 2 minutes 30 seconds and I have seen the entire plot of the movie. Oh, wait… was that supposed to entice me into seeing the same story stretched over 1 hour and 30 minutes?
^this!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Autoplay? Really? Well, %$@# you, then.
*vomits*
i don’t want to live on this planet any more. A|ND TWILIGHT IS A CHEAP RIP OFF OF HARRY POTTER AS IT CAME OUT 8 YEARS AFTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!! Twilight is a cheap, cheesy romance novel written for pea brained preteen girls. To my amazement, they made the movie even worse than the book.
thanks, but…I’ll pass
This might be the worst piece of twilight yet.
let’s flag this autoplay cr4p as offensive…
When I scrolled down to this on the main page the plug in crashed…was it trying to tell me something?
This movie looks so stupid, especially the sex scene. And how can a vampire get a human pregnant anyway? Damn Twilight, ruining vampires for everyone.
the vampires in twilight arent vampires, theyre naga. they just deem blood drinking = vampirism.
So is that a fail on the author’s part, or just a Twilight fail in general?
Oh no no no, Twilight did not invent the human bearing a half vampire baby, Twilight is lame, half vamps are not. Classically, most half vamps usually end up being vampire hunters.
Vampire Hunter D is epic.
I think she should of given birth to a boy in order to make it less gay.
Oh, it’s been a long time since a trailer actually made me retch… Good job Summit. Good job indeed.
I’m totally gonna see it!
With the rifftrax and while drunk. Because it’s freaking HILARIOUS that way. Seriously. Also preferably with a Twihard so I can make fun of the movie AND them at the same time! Wonderful. Looking forward to it already.
Also did anyone catch a rating? I have no idea how they’re gonna keep this sh!t PG-13 this time.
by sucking all the sadistic fun out of it
Was soooooo confused. here i am minding my own business when SUDDENLY TWILIGHT! Stupid trailer started without my consent and melted my ears!
<3 stop auto play
the only way to see his movie is BL. not paying $10 to watch it in an empty theater.
Wait… this was the ACTUAL trailer? You just wasted 2:30 of my life. I kept expecting the joke to happen. F*ck you.
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP the auto play KTXB!!
I was confused! I had just seen the trailer on youtube, and then i heard it again, after I had closed the youtube window, and then suddenly I head the audio again! Hahaha!
Anyways, I’m SO looking forward to the two last movies. I have read all the books.
Don’t care if you hate Twilight, I love it
Can’t tell if trolling or just really really stupid…
Hard to tell because the grammar is adequate…
1) why the hell is this even on here? i don’t understand.
2) why the F*CK does it AUTOPLAY???? i don’t want this in my ears.
how can people even COMPARE this drivel to HARRY POTTER?!?!?!
DIE!!! DIE!!!!! DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ This
I laughed so hard with all the above comments that almost negated the horror I endured by the autoplay.
My GOD! This video is possessed! I was so happy when it said it wasn’t available…but then while that magnificent notice was on the video link…then it suddenly played….oh God…I’m so scared right now..I’ll post a pic of it in my gallery.
It makes me happy that all you guys hate twilight as much as me!
It’s posted if anyone wants to see it. Not as scary as watching the video play but just as creepy for those who hate it.
i didn’t realize that this would be part of the Alien series!
also, what’s up with the auto-play?
Why even mention Harry Potter and Twilight in the same sentence? Harry Potter is WAY out of Twilight’s league…
Honestly I liked the books, I them before anyone even knew about the movies. And I have to say that the moves SUCK ASS!!!!! the acting is horrible! the effects are cheesy! and they didn’t pick any actually good actors
^+ respect to you. Not being sarcastic. I am perfectly serious.
I find it funny, how whenever someone likes something that I don’t, like Justin Beiber or slash fanfiction, that the person who wrote it is obviously not smart enough to spell or properly capitalize words. This person is an exellent example of my point. “BREAKING DAWN OMG U GUYZ!!!” and “OMG u guyz kno it’s true!”
Can’t tell if trolling or just Twitard….
…the f*ck?
I only have one question…
WHY. THE F*CK. DID IT AUTOPLAY.
Why does sh*t like this make the homepage?
THIS MOVIE HAS NO CONFLICT!!!
F*ck autoplay. F*ck it until it likes it then kill it.
f*ckin autoplay, i kept trying to find where the sh*tty sound was coming from.
Me, too. Had a lot of tabs open.
There is literally no possible way for me to dislike this enough.
I thought the whole point of a trailer was to *not* give away the whole frickin “plot” in 2 minutes…
WHY IS THE INCORRECT SOURCE OR OFFENSIVE BUTTON NOT WORKING?! WHY?!!!!
‘Cause people clicked it so much it broke.
I died a little inside
LMFAO. 1 unicorn.
I love you guys.
Why can’t they just kill off everyone in the movie and let us forget the series? This just disgusts me that they are dragging this out.
Why does this have only 1 unicorn? The trailer is awesome.
I guess dislike bot.
5 unicorns
It only got 1 unicorn because ICHC goer’s enjoy plot and conflict in their books/movies. Not fluffed up pr0n aimed at kiddies and pityparty housewives =x No dislike bot used, just the populace opinion being heard.. again..
Please die a fiery and painful death to who placed this on frontpage, disabled autoplay and of course Stephenie Meyer
“Now Kristen, you have to look like you’re dying…..BRILLIANT!”
Seriously, why is this on autoplay? Even IF I liked Twilight I still do not approve of my system being hijacked. FIX THIS.
OMG…
Can’t wait for the rifftrax!!!!!!!
Now I understand what McGonagall & Dumbledore are talking about a few pages forward. Thanks for clearing that up and making my frantic efforts to a) find where the noise was coming from and b) turn that crap off funny. This is what I get by not checking a cheez site daily & having to backtrack
So they’re actually gonna do the birth scene…ITS GOING TO BE RIDICULOUS XD
this made my internetz slow down. THIS BS MADE ME NOT BE ABLE TO LOOK AT FUNNY PICTURES OF SHATNER.
-_-” i swear to god, I want to kill the gurl (or guy, probably not) who made this autoplay. I was listenin to MUSIC. REAL MUSIC, NOT JUST ANY SH*T! AND TWILIGHT BETTER THAN HP?!?! I’m sorry, i shouldn’t yell at “special” people
F***ing autoplay…
What the hell happened to Carlisle? He used to be attractive! He was literally the only reason I watched that s**t, besides to make fun of it.
WHY THE F**K IS THIS PIECE OF S**T ON AUTOPLAY WHEN IT’S AND AUTOFAIL??????????
Can’t tell if trolling,
Or just stupid twihard…
The books were actually good, providing you added imagination to it. The movies…. have destroyed the books. I was Team Jacob from book 1, but every fangirl switched to Team Jacob in book 2, since it was fashionable. The director/producer whoever the hell she is didn’t even read ahead of the first book. I’ve been picking up discrepancies since the first movie.
The wolf pack’s hair is long in the first movie. Wrong. They keep the hair short so that the wolf hair is short, but Sam had long hair in the first movie, even though he would have already been a wolf for a long time. This trailer shows the wolf pack attacking. It doesn’t happen that way at all. It also shows Bella with bags under her eyes at her own wedding. She’s meant to be stunning, if I remember correctly from the book. Not like she never has a good nights sleep.
Don’t get me started on the acting, especially Kirsten and Robs. Actually, let me correct that, there IS no acting. Strange how Taylor is allergic to shirts. I don’t remember that in the book.
Post if you agree. Let the books lead the example and ignore the movies that have destroyed any legitimacy they have.
The books don’t have 4 of my favorite actresses.
WHY IS THIS ON AUTOPLAY I WAS TRYING TO LISTEN TO GEORGE HARRISON WTF???
Then a bunch of Deatheaters killed them all.
I’ve been forced to watch this trailer on Hulu all f*cking week, so I’m on here cause work is slow, saw this and thought hey Twilight joke, I’ll watch…..WHERE THE F*CK IS THE PUNCH LINE??! must learn to pay attention to rating.