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Gave that birch a kiss. Birches love kisses.
-Molly Shannon
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Zooey puts the “door” in “adorable.”
-Zooey Deschanel
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I have a knighthood. Shatner has two Emmys. Knight takes Emmy. Checkmate, b*tch.
-Patrick Stewart
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I KNOW my missing socks are in here somewhere.
-Mark Hamill

Do I look like I’m interested in your fedora collection?
-Javier Bardem