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Concept Art: Only The Good Die Twice

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Deviant Art memeber ninjaink explains his James Bond concept poster: “”Only the Good Die Twice” is a spy story set within the fictional James Bond universe. Through the prologue, it is revealed that the name “James Bond” is the codename for agents with 007 status and that the original James Bond from the Cold War (played by Sean Connery in a returning role) has gone rogue and is now the head of SPECTRE. The current Bond is tasked by MI6 to stop him before he can initiate a global thermonuclear war.”
-Sean Connery, Daniel Craig

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  1. Emerald63 says:

    Kind of a cool concept, but Sean Connery Ish.The.Man. Just can’t picture him ever going rogue, unless it would be to take out SPRECTRE, not abet them.

    “I come to bury SPECTRE, not to praise it…”

  2. argentlupus says:

    Hollywood, I do not care what it takes to get Sir Connery out of retirement. MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN!

  3. Skyfire says:

    Shut up and take my money!

  4. Vincent says:

    I have never seen a Bond film in my life, but for this, I would break that tradition.

    • Will says:

      why have you never seen a Bond film? your a dude (based on your user name) every dude has seen a bond film. yes the new ones stink but the classics up to before the Craig were quite good but almost all spy films have gone down in quality since the fall of the USSR.

  5. It’s awfully reminiscent of the first “Casino Royale”, actually.

  6. Lachlan says:

    I will watch this now, in my head, and it will be awesome.

  7. Lachlan says:

    OK, I watched it, and it *was* awesome. 5 freaking stars!

    Please, someone make this, make this RIGHT NOW!!

    (as Skyfire put it, “Shut up and take my money!”)

  8. Andrew says:

    Well, the plot should be rewritten so that Sean is on the good side (or at least has a sudden “Darth Vader” change of heart).

    Beyond that, my brain exploded from the epic awesome of Sean picking up his old gig once more.

    • anodean says:

      Concur. Much more entertaining if the morally-ambiguous young turk stayed long enough to steal all the secrets and parlay them into control of Spectre… forcing a desperate M to recall the “real” Bond from retirement. I’d sure pay theater prices to see that. :D

  9. Marv says:

    Wow. I had this same concept! – with the change being that the new bond (unseen on camera) is missing and all of the other Bonds come out of retirement to find him.

    • Emerald63 says:

      No thanks. Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan were too much the pair of prissy pretty boys for me to ever buy them as a threat to anyone. (We won’t even mention that one-time guy…) Nope, gotta be Connery, Dalton, or Craig. The others can just do Embassy dinner party duty as far as I’m concerned.

  10. LR Schell says:

    I all ways like the ID of Him in an old musty study writing his memoir…It could be done as a flash back…then your could let some of the others play the younger Bond….Yes/No ????

  11. Ian says:

    Why is this not a thing?!?!

  12. Warren Strouts says:

    So what you are saying is that James Bond is the dread pirate Roberts !!!

    • Emerald63 says:

      OMG YES!!! Good Gods what a superb concept for a mash-up! I want to see this!!

      But look out, Buttercup… Bond will only sideline himself with you till it’s time to go off and storm the castle…

  13. Bob says:

    M: “Get me Bond.”
    Moneypenny: “Which one?”
    M: “All of them.”

  14. kurtis says:

    This would be a boss movie

  15. Old Man Sedgwick says:

    Sorry, Craig, my money is on Connery For The Win.

    I like the idea in general, but I can’t see Connery “going rogue and threatening nuclear devastation”.

    Reminds me of those $#!tty ‘Mission: Impossible’ movies, where right off the bat they want you to accept that Phelps would sell out for… Money.

    Really? Have you ever *seen* the show? The crap they pulled, if they wanted *Money*, they would freaking empty some other country’s treasury.

    • Orly? says:

      Yeah. What would make sense is the other way around: Craig!Bond going rogue and Connery!Bond coming out of retirement to kick ass.

    • Hapqy says:

      Peter Graves was the makers’ inevitable first choice to play Phelps; it was the idiocy of that very premise that had him turn the offer down.

  16. Kate says:

    But… It’s Matthew Broderick who prevents Global Thermonuclear War. With tic-tac-toe.

  17. Nelly says:

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
    TAKE IT RIGHT NOW

  18. NTLupin says:

    It’s actually a pretty good concept, but I would think more along these lines.

    Connery’s Bond is kidnapped because he has valuable information that the bad guys want. Craig’s Bond would be tasked with getting Connery out of there, preferably alive, but if it was a choice between the bad guys getting the info or killing Connery, well, it wouldn’t be the first time Connery has died in a movie role. Bringing in other Bonds would be optional.

    Someone (and I kinda like the idea) compared Bond to Doctor Who, where each Bond is a different incarnation. Keeping in mind Timothy Dalton’s DW appearance, I can see why that correlation was drawn.

  19. critchdizzle says:

    I like the idea that “James Bond” is a code name (I think they even hinted at it in Casino Royale) but I think that if you’re going to get one Bond, you’ll have to get them all in one way or another. Even if it’s an A-Team-esque post-credits cameo. (And yes that means Roger “Fear My Eyebrow” Moore and George “This never happened to the other fellow” Lazenby.)


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