Amen. no MSNBC? No CNN? I guess they’re supposed to be the good children who go on to get degrees in liberal arts and then become struggling artist-martyrs who live off of welfare?
HBO: The pretentious film school student who shuts himself in his room all day and does nothing but write and who makes you feel bad that you watch Glee
Starz: The very social but underachieving film school student who is fun to be around but doesn’t have much depth of knowledge about anything.
Oxygen: The hipster feminist who thinks everything is sexist and that men are pigs.
MSNBC: That ridiculous cousin who is a gay, vegan, PETA member and spends the whole time telling your grandfather how if we had just negotiated with Hitler, the whole thing could have been resolved peacefully.
Sounds more like fox to me to be honest. Few stations re-arrange that much misinformation in a single breath. The difference being one is trying to incite a guilt reaction, while the other is trying to incite a fear reaction.
Pick your posion. Although the spelling errors on the screen in addition to pictures of uninvolved folks and commentator slip ups always make for good comedy…
Fox News: Your Dad’s Racist Father “Gotta build a moon base to get away from all these Damn liberals”
Just being in the same room as him is super awkward, but you can’t do anything about it because he is too senile to know he’s doing anything wrong
The CW: your annoying younger sister. “The only thing sexier than a vampire is a werewolf (something i can’t read but i believe begins with D)
Thinks she knows more than you about both sex and vampires, is wrong on both counts
Disney: Young Female Cousin. “I want to be just like ABC when I grow up”
She may not be your daughter, but she is TOO YOUNG to be wearing a skirt that short
Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network: Younger Cousins. “Lasers! Bad Words! Explosions! Merchandising!
Fun-loving kids who are oblivious to how much the rest of your family sucks.(You don’t recall being that edgy and violent though)
Sy-Fy: Awkward Older Cousin “of course mega shark is the scariest monster, it actually existed”
Has a very unique way of looking at life, but lacks all tact and subtelty
History: Great Grandfather “when i was in the navy, Hitler tried to win the Civil War by driving his ice road truck all the way to the swamp people’s pawn shop.”
He’s got a bad case of dementia and doesn’t make much sense anymore.
Nickelodeon looks like Timmy Turner and Cartoon Network looks like Flapjack. Nice touch.
Yeah, yeah, Fox is racist. Geez you left-leaners at failblog are so predictable.
heh they cant even be balanced and put up one of their own leftist news organizations like pmsnbc
That’s because MSNBC isn’t a family member, just that guy down at the coffee shop who talks loudly over everything.
Plus, FOX News really, really is screwed up. The fact that MSNBC is equally biased (and often ridiculous) doesn’t really change that.
Isn’t Fox the one that often puts towns (or even countries) at random places on a map ?
because the only people who’d have a problem with fox are “left-leaners”
Amen. no MSNBC? No CNN? I guess they’re supposed to be the good children who go on to get degrees in liberal arts and then become struggling artist-martyrs who live off of welfare?
“Googolplex” is a very large number: 10^(10^100).
“Googleplex” is the headquarters of Google Inc.
Now who’s the nerd?!?
There was also the whole “trek wars” thing
TS;DR…
I can read a 6 point font on a mobile phone screen yet this hurts my eyes. Make it bigger or make it clearer, it’s illegible like this.
I want to think in MTV as a destroyed rock star that was always high on pot and now is a retarded emo guy….
They forgot HBO, Starz, Oxygen.
HBO: The pretentious film school student who shuts himself in his room all day and does nothing but write and who makes you feel bad that you watch Glee
Starz: The very social but underachieving film school student who is fun to be around but doesn’t have much depth of knowledge about anything.
Oxygen: The hipster feminist who thinks everything is sexist and that men are pigs.
MSNBC: That ridiculous cousin who is a gay, vegan, PETA member and spends the whole time telling your grandfather how if we had just negotiated with Hitler, the whole thing could have been resolved peacefully.
Sounds more like fox to me to be honest. Few stations re-arrange that much misinformation in a single breath. The difference being one is trying to incite a guilt reaction, while the other is trying to incite a fear reaction.
Pick your posion. Although the spelling errors on the screen in addition to pictures of uninvolved folks and commentator slip ups always make for good comedy…
Inb4 mention of The Hub as someone that’s really annoying but with one amazing redeeming feature.
Fox News is racist?
Funny. When I watch MSNBC, the bring up race every couple minutes. It’s an obsession with them. Every thing is about race.
When I watch Fox News, almost never.
But then a good liberal never lets the facts get in the way of a good rant…
This is impossible to read, I give up.
thanks to my zoom browser feature:
Fox News: Your Dad’s Racist Father “Gotta build a moon base to get away from all these Damn liberals”
Just being in the same room as him is super awkward, but you can’t do anything about it because he is too senile to know he’s doing anything wrong
The CW: your annoying younger sister. “The only thing sexier than a vampire is a werewolf (something i can’t read but i believe begins with D)
Thinks she knows more than you about both sex and vampires, is wrong on both counts
Disney: Young Female Cousin. “I want to be just like ABC when I grow up”
She may not be your daughter, but she is TOO YOUNG to be wearing a skirt that short
Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network: Younger Cousins. “Lasers! Bad Words! Explosions! Merchandising!
Fun-loving kids who are oblivious to how much the rest of your family sucks.(You don’t recall being that edgy and violent though)
Sy-Fy: Awkward Older Cousin “of course mega shark is the scariest monster, it actually existed”
Has a very unique way of looking at life, but lacks all tact and subtelty
History: Great Grandfather “when i was in the navy, Hitler tried to win the Civil War by driving his ice road truck all the way to the swamp people’s pawn shop.”
He’s got a bad case of dementia and doesn’t make much sense anymore.