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New from Mattel Psycho Barbie.
-Cameron Diaz
Picture by: Unknown
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Hey! Why’d you wake me up early? Oh. Apparently, I’ve been moved to Thursdays so you can have more time to decide what movie to see this weekend. I’m Grande Gatto (Italian grammar is hard), and unlike last week, there’s one movie actually worth seeing.

“Cars 2:” This one hurts. It had to happen sometime, I suppose: the first bad movie to come out of Pixar. It feels like Disney said to them. “Okay, we get it, you can craft deep emotional stories and all that happy horse s**t, but we’d really like to sell some toys.”

“Bad Teacher:” Bad movie. There, I have already put more effort into this review than the writers of “Bad Teacher” put into any joke in the movie. This movie is that kid who tries to impress you with the new swear words he just learned, but has no idea how to use them yet. It really wants to be accepted by the Rogens and Apatows of the world, and doesn’t understand why nobody ever laughs at its jokes.

“Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop:” Yes he can. He can stop anytime he wants. He just doesn’t want to right now. And after seeing this documentary, that is just fine with me.

Can we stop casting Cameron Diaz as the mandatory hot chick now? Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
(A Rod, Cameron Diaz)
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Never date a man with bigger boobs than you.
(A-Rod, Cameron Diaz)
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Top Gun WASN’T Gay. SAY IT.
(Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz)
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