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ROFLash: Batman 3 Has a Title; Don’t Expect to See The Riddler

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 19:35:46 +0000

Start gathering your camping-outside-the-theater gear, because the next Christopher-Nolan-directed Batman film is hitting theaters in July 2012, and it officially has a title: “The Dark Knight Rises.”

That’s the good news. The bad news is that, if you were expecting Batman to face off against The Riddler, you are out of luck. Nolan confirmed that The Riddler will not feature in the new movie, though he did not name another villain. Who do you think it will be?

Because I hate to end things on a bad note: Remember that “Inception’s” Tom Hardy will have a large role in the film. Badass!

Source: MTV / Tweet: God_Damn_Batman Via The Daily What

#VoldemortSpeaksTruth

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 22:30:46 +0000

I agree with this, and therefore I think I have to become evil. “Voldemort Evil,” though, not “Perez Evil.”

Source: @Lord_Voldemort7 / Via: The Daily What

ROFLash: Frankie Muniz Hates Shia LaBeouf, Vice Versa

schabs79 — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:00:01 +0000

SHIA LABEOUF

If two irrelevant and annoying actors hate each other, does anyone care? You be the judge.

Shia LaBeouf took a dig at Frankie Muniz on a radio show saying, “While that’s flattering as hell, you could have put Frankie Muniz into any of the movies I’ve been in and it would’ve still been No. 1.”

Muniz hit back hard on Twitter (because he is so incredibly irrelevant that he couldn’t even GET a radio interview) with, “Dear Shia LaBeouf, it’s getting creepy the fact that you can’t stop talking about me. It’s been 12 years now. I don’t know you. Thanks.”

Who got the better jab? I think probs LaBeouf.

Source: PopEater Via: Gawker

Hang a Left on Exploitative Lesbian Anthem Avenue

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 19:30:58 +0000

Well, I have to hand it to ol’ Rusty for at least having a sense of humor about the whole thing. Meanwhile, Ms. Perry is busy engaging a puppet in a game of tag.

Source: @RustyRockets / Via: The Daily What

ROFLash: Lindsay Lohan Drunk Tweets About Relapse!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 17:00:17 +0000

LINDSAY LOHAN

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and doing dumb stuff! First, 2 weeks after getting out of court ordered rehab after a stint in jail, she “tweets” that she failed a drug test. Classy and appropriate. Secondly, just a few days after that reports come out that she was wasted whilst texting the world she had relapsed. Loves it!

Apparently LiLo and her friends were sitting around wasted deciding exactly how to tweet her news. Reports say her assistant was on hand to keep feeding her Jack and cokes. Wait a second, there is something fishy about this story. There’s NO way Linds was drinking Jack and coke. She likes Jack and DIET coke. Sheesh.

Source: US Weekly Via: Hollywood Scoop

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ROFLash: Russell Brand Arrested, Kinda

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:00:26 +0000

RUSSELL BRAND

That skinny British comedian in the tight pants, Russell Brand, was arrested on Friday after a paparazzo started taking “up skirt” pictures of Katy Perry. (Um, you don’t need to point your camera up there, you just need to wait for her to make a music video or shoot an album cover.) Brand protected Katy’s honor by “getting physical” with the photog. The paparazzo couldn’t fight off the stick n’ bones comic and made a citizen’s arrest. Wow. That is lame. Lamer still, the airport rent-a-cops got involved. Saddest celeb arrest ever? Probs. But just because he tweeted all about it when he got “out.”

Source: MTV

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ROFlash: Twitter is for Idiots and Kardashians, Same Diff

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 13:00:59 +0000

KOURTNEY, KIM & KHLOE KARDASHIAN

I always had a sneaking suspicion that Twitter was for dummies and now, Fast Company confirms it. They report that the Kardashian sisters – Kim, Kourtney and Khloe – are the MOST INFLUENTIAL celebrities on the social networking website (based on click-through rates). More influential than Al Gore and the President. Yup, folks on Twitter are more impressed with sex tapes than Nobel Prizes.

Source: Fast Company

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You Can Find Him Outside the Club…Near the Dumpsters

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:30:07 +0000

Source: Twitter / Via: The Daily What

I’s Special: My Text’s Take Only A Few Second 2 Go Thru

TehGrateCheez — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:00:48 +0000

They learned from the Paris Hilton Academy Of Grammar’z.

What, You Don’t Like Derivative ’80s Throwbacks, Voldy?

TehGrateCheez — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:00:49 +0000

You may not like her music, My Lord, but surely you love her style?

But Does That Team Have Any Real Fun?

TehGrateCheez — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 14:00:44 +0000

I’m Team Jacoward, because I like idolizing two abusive assholes at once!

I Don’t Care To See It Now That I Know How It Ends

TehGrateCheez — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:00:41 +0000

Thanks to Funny Or Die

Don’t Try And Make Sense Of It, Stephen

TehGrateCheez — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:00:40 +0000

If you think about it too much, your face may get stuck like this.

Good Things Come To Those Who Get Screwed Over

TehGrateCheez — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 19:30:32 +0000

Via The Daily What

Oh, CoCo. The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brien may not have an absolutely brilliant future, but your four nominations beat Jay Leno’s zero.

What about you, ROFLers? Are you pleased with the recently released Emmy nominations? Gotta give it up for LOST, which received 12 nods for its final season. And Glee, which received 19!!!

He’s Only Saying What We’ve All Been Thinking

TehGrateCheez — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:00:23 +0000

Judging by the always-caustic tone used by the author of this Twitter account (and the lack of a “Verified Account” stamp), I can’t say for certain that this is actually Robert Pattinson. But I like to believe that it is. It gives me small joy to believe that he despises Twilight as much as I do.

No Use Playing The Shame Game…Just Enjoy!

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:00:21 +0000

Enjoy jail, Lindsay. We hear it’s a scary place.

Well, They Had To Cut Some Scenes To Keep The PG-13 Rating

TehGrateCheez — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:00:44 +0000

Would have been cooler if he skewered them with a giant stake.

Let’s Try Not To Picture This Scenario In Action

TehGrateCheez — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 13:00:04 +0000

She’ll get back to you, Gary, after we peel her off the bathroom floor.

I’ll Be Doing More Of The Former Than The Latter

TehGrateCheez — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 14:00:31 +0000

Unless by fireworks you mean these kinds of pyrotechnics. ‘Cuz these I’m down for.

Shatnerday, Pt. 2: Sounds Like A Riot

TehGrateCheez — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:00:26 +0000

Kirk’s obliviousness kinda makes me want to *facepalm*. If only I knew how…

EL-OH-EL

TehGrateCheez — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:59:00 +0000

Who could punch this face?

I can’t imagine one reason why anyone would want to punch LiLo. Oh, no wait…I can imagine quite a few reasons.

This Tweet is made even funnier when you remember that today is Lindsay’s birthday. Don’t bother holding in your laughter. I won’t judge.

I See The $0.99 Bargain Bin In This Book’s Near Future

TehGrateCheez — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:00:53 +0000

So in case you haven’t heard, Mel Gibson, who has never once let an insensitive remark slip (/sarcasm) was caught on tape berating his soon-to-be-ex-wife. He said some things (which I won’t bother repeating here) that might be viewed, in some circles, as horribly racist and violent. He really seems like a wonderful, well-adjusted guy. Works out well for me; I’ve never liked Mel as an actor or a director, and now membership for my Mel Sucks Club is thriving.

He Wins At Everything…Except Prequels

TehGrateCheez — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:00:12 +0000

Oh, Kevin. Don’t think we didn’t notice your typo. We forgive you. For the typo. Not for Jersey Girl.

Eclipse Day Bonus, Pt. 2: Best. Analogy. Ever.

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:59:13 +0000

Via The Daily What

OK, so I lied again. I can’t help it if Twilight is so easy to make fun of that everyone is doing it! Don’t hate me! Well, you can hate me a little. Just remember to forgive me in time for the next Twilight movie release.

Eclipse Day, Pt. 3: Were They Twilight Dads?

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 13:00:31 +0000

Almost as creepy as these ladies…

Will Look Great Next To Your Framed Mugshot

TehGrateCheez — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:00:03 +0000

It would be like a fine art gallery.

I Think I’m Going To Be Sick

TehGrateCheez — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:00:48 +0000

It’s dangerous to chew gum and ride your bike at the same time.

What An Odd Name For A Pet Eel

TehGrateCheez — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 13:00:45 +0000

Were you going at it like these two?

The Interior Of His Trash Can Is Super Huge And Swanky

TehGrateCheez — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 13:00:40 +0000

Oscar is just full of surprises. But he isn’t the only one with a TARDIS.

But I’ve Always Considered Myself A Place!

TehGrateCheez — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:00:20 +0000

Woah. Really makes a person think. Like, we’re all people. With eyes. Eyes that read crazy-ass Twitter ramblings of Z-list stars. Sadly, Ms. Bynes has recently retired from acting. She announced this heartbreaking bit of information on—you guessed it—her Twitter account. I was SO looking forward to She’s The Man 2!

Mmmm…Chocolate Pelicans

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:00:34 +0000

Well, see, CoCo, it has something to do with shoddy engineering.

Let me explain it to you with a pie chart.

One Rejected Title: Achy Breaky Tart

TehGrateCheez — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:00:52 +0000

She thought long and hard about that new album title.

Wow, Free French Lessons!

TehGrateCheez — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:00:51 +0000

Jon is a “bon” air marshall!

I Hear Bees!

TehGrateCheez — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:00:50 +0000

At least he didn’t murder any of my favorite wizards

You want to hear what a wizard being murdered sounds like? Well, here you have it (via Up Next In Sports)

Shatnerday, Pt. 2: The Shat Offers Life Advice

TehGrateCheez — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 14:00:34 +0000

The Shat had to cancel, as he had a very important appointment with a horse.

Not The Way I Do A “Monster Claw”

TehGrateCheez — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:00:51 +0000

Lady GaGa giving the middle finger. Click the photo to add a caption.

Last week, dressed in her best “ballpark” outfit, Lady GaGa attended a New York Mets game. Because she’s Lady GaGa, commotion, of course, soon followed. Some claim she was being hassled by Mets fans and paparazzi and just lost her cool. Others claim she threw a diva fit about her seats and reacted badly when the crowd began booing her. Either way, it resulted in GaGa giving the finger, an action which would soon allow FOX News to run a segment about her psychological state. We just think it’s a funny photo (available now for your captionin’).

GaGa’s response to the whole thing?

Katy “Frosting Tits” Perry’s New Video: For The Sweet-Tooth In Us All

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:34:52 +0000

Katy Perry’s new video for her #1 single, “California Gurls (Ft. Snoop Dogg)” has been officially released for public consumption. Let us know what you think of the video by voting in the poll, and/or add a caption to the…uh…sweet…picture of Katy from the video.

A titillating scene from Katy Perry‘s new music video, “California Gurls.” Click the image to add a caption.

The video release comes at an interesting time for Katy, who just last week, posted the following statement to her Twitter account after Lady GaGa released the religious-imagery-laden “Alejandro” video.

I dunno. For my money, one shouldn’t take to criticizing the moral content of another artist’s video a week before releasing a video in which frosting spews forth from your breastage. Judge not lest ye be judged, Katy…

I Just Wrote A Song Called “Feel My Rhythm When We Kiss In The Night, Love, And Dance Until The Heat Melts Your Pokerface”

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:00:11 +0000

OK, so he doesn’t like the Lady GaGa song. But does he enjoy Weird Al’s version?

Finally, Someone Is Asking The REAL Questions

TehGrateCheez — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 13:00:53 +0000

His penis size isn’t the only part of him worth laughing at.

I’ve Always Seen A Similarity

TehGrateCheez — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:50:35 +0000

via The Daily What

But are you as badass as Mr. T?

Simon Pegg Approves Of Our New Upload Feature

TehGrateCheez — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:59:53 +0000

Happy Friday, ROFLers! Within the next week or so, we are going to begin featuring daily celebrity tweets. Don’t worry, we are not taking away any of the crazy celebrity pics. This is just a bonus, a special little extra to be enjoyed in addition to your regular hilarious captions.

Soon you will see a new tab on the bar at the top of the page. It will look like this:

By clicking this tab, you will be able to:
– Upload your favorite celebrity tweets!
– Upload your favorite celebrity GIFs!
– Upload your favorite celebrity videos!
– Upload pre-made LOLs (Don’t feel like using our LOLBuiler? Create your own and then upload!)

Well I Hope You Won The Fight At Least

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 19 May 2010 13:00:16 +0000

I choose dreams over drugs any day…

Via musician Mark Hoppus via Submit a Tweetbag

There's Always A $ilver Lining

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 18 May 2010 13:00:45 +0000

She’s such a class act…

Via fake Gary Busey via Submit a Tweetbag

Smoke Monster Invades Twitter!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 18 May 2010 13:00:06 +0000

Via singer/songwriter Michelle Branch via Submit a Tweetbag

The Twitter glitch from earlier last week left millions of users friendless, and many celebrities without a single follower. Some speculated that a Turkish hacker was to blame, while others attest that darker forces were at work behind the scenes, manipulating our lives in anticipation of the biggest television finale since the Snooki/Sitch hookup on Jersey Shore. I’m talking, of course, about LOST.