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After months of chatting online, it’s nice to finally meet you in person! So tell me, Darth, do you have any kids? Well…erm…not really. Mabye. Sort of. Ish.
-Darth Vader


Ok, now you bring the potato salad, and you bring the birthday cake. The Emperor is going to be so surprised! We need candles, right? Lota and lots of candles. Coz he’s really old. Oh, and prisoners to torture!
-Darth Vader, Boba Fett

And then I told him I was his father he was all like noOoOo, what a b*tch
-Darth Vader
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Well, I never had black rubber nipples on MY armour…
-Darth Vader
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