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Ready to see things get really, really greasy? “In Touch” recently confirmed the long held suspicion that Snooki will get her own reality dating show on MTV, featuring her “Jersey Shore” pal JWOWW and a variety of ex-boyfriends all slated to make an appearance.
The pint-sized guidette recently described what she’s looking for in a man: a tan juicehead who isn’t a jerk-off and must be a nympho.
Considering the type of guys who frequent the MTV dating show circuit, I’m sure she’ll have no problem finding the “man” of her dreams…
Source: ONTD

VAMPIRES
Back in the day, they didn’t date you…they ate you.
(Jason Patric, Kiefer Sutherland, Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and Jami Gertz in The Lost Boys)
Way back in the day, they were pretty scary.
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Internet dating fail.
(Alicia Keys)
Internet dating isn’t always a disaster.
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Don’t worry sir, I’ll have your daughter back by 11
(Doug Bradley)
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I found my match as eharmony.com
(Arnold Schwarzenegger and Grace Jones)
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