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As we all know, violence, much like sex, doesn’t sell at all in Hollywood. That’s why we never see it in our movies. I, for one, am thankful. I much prefer watching movies where two people just sit and talk for two hours over a piping hot cappuccino, laughing about and loving life.

Angelina REALLY wants Brad to quit growing stupid facial hair

(Angelina Jolie)

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ANGER MANAGEMENT
Has failed Christian Bale once again

(Christian Bale)

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CLINT EASTWOOD
Advising you not to eff with God!

(Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman)

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May The Force Be With You (And Also With You)

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:00:38 +0000

So, like, back in the ’70s, this film trilogy was released. Maybe you’ve heard of it? Star Wars? And then, 30 years later, they made some prequels, but not a whole lot of people care about those. Let’s all take a trip back—through space and time—and enjoy a few relevant LOLs…

MARKSMANSHIP
Improves dramatically if you remove the funky plastic helmet with the sunglasses built in.

(Stormtroopers)

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Imperial News Network – Facing pressure from lobbyists, Emperor renames third armored battle station “Attitude Adjustment Star”

(The Death Star)

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remember…whatever happens in a galaxy far, far away…stays in a galaxy far, far away…

(Chewbacca and Harrison Ford as Han Solo)

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Also, STEROIDS: Literally.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 21:00:06 +0000

GUNS AND ROSES
Literally

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Ain’t No Party Like The Aftermath Party

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:00:08 +0000

Party in the USA: The Aftermath

(Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Comedian)

The party’s over here. Go crash it.

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Santa makes no promises, but he’ll try his hardest.

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:00:47 +0000

DEAR SANTA
I want one of these for Christmas…
…and the gun, too.

(Kari Byron)

Be careful what you wish for!

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It wouldn’t have been very funny, would it?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:00:15 +0000

This is how the Golden Girls should’ve ended

(Betty White)

She’s just fighting pirates.

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Uh oh.

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:00:07 +0000

PMS
The REAL reason the government won’t let you buy machine guns.

(Angelina Jolie)

It’s not what you think.

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The Evolution of Lady GaGa

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:00:12 +0000

Stefani Germanotta (alias: Lady GaGa) bursts onto the pop scene and makes a highly memorable first impression. At first, it seems people are more interested in talking about her avant garde outfits and the “Lady GaGa persona” than they are about her music.

SUCCESSFUL
Because even when they’re talking about how crazy you are, they’re still talking about you.

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After releasing 5 consecutive #1 singles, it becomes clear that GaGa is about more than just crazy outfits and juicy rumors. She takes her new album, The Fame Monster, on the road, with total world domination as her goal. And judging by the size of that gun…she’s either very happy to see her audience, or she’s very close to accomplishing her mission.

Audience didn’t have a choice They had to clap or else…

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The payoff: GaGa’s perfect storm of music, fashion, and personality wins her two Grammy awards (and a duet with legend Elton John at the ceremony). Always one to top herself, it is unclear whether or not her awards will be melted down and made into oversized earrings and/or nipple pasties in the shape of David Bowie’s face.

these’ll make the perfect addition to my next outfit.

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Puns are murder worthy

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:00:08 +0000

Just coffee. Doc’ told me no more alcohol.
“No Cointreau for old men!” he said. Then he laughed.
That’s when I shot him.

(Tommy Lee Jones)

Betty and I had a similar chat.

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It wouldn’t be Christmas without him

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:00:12 +0000

ORIGINAL GANGSTA…
First character to be in a G rated cartoon
<— And carry a gun

(Yukon Cornelius)

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I would imagine it’s been pried from his cold, dead hands by now

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:00:11 +0000

GUNS ‘N’ MOSES
Let my people go our I’ll blow Pharaoh’s head off!

(Charleton Heston)

What is it with these old guys and their guns? (Via Pundit Kitchen)

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My foot did NOT

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:00:20 +0000

My foot did NOT go over the line! It counts as a strike!

(Jimmie Dale Gilmore, Steve Buscemi, Jeff Bridges and John Goodman)

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Are you threatening me??

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:00:03 +0000

Dear internet stalkers, you’re next

(Kari Byron from Mythbusters)

This gal is always armed.

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BETTY WHITE

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:00:08 +0000

BETTY WHITE
Is sick of your bullshit!!!

(Betty White)

She’s got back up.

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Is that really such a smart place

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:00:17 +0000

Is that really such a smart place to put a revolver?

(Yukon Cornelius)

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TAKING PRECAUTIONS

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:00:11 +0000

TAKING PRECAUTIONS
Because you just know everyone’s going to die today.

(Simon Pegg)

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And you thought it was dangerous

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:00:45 +0000

And you thought it was dangerous when she has a microphone in her
hands.

(Jessica Simpson)

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You can tell he’s the hero

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:00:37 +0000

You can tell he’s the hero cause he never has to reload

(Sylvester Stallone)

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How James Bond

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:00:15 +0000

How James Bond Turns off ceiling fans

(Daniel Craig)

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I said I don’t want to learn more about

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:00:10 +0000

I said I don’t want to learn more about the Church of Latter Day Saints!!!

(Sylvester Stallone)

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RETIREMENT FUNDS

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:00:09 +0000

RETIREMENT FUNDS
You mess with them. Bad things happen.

(Betty White)

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Sparkling makes them

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:00:45 +0000

Sparkling makes them easier to find…

(Clint Eastwood)

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BADASSERY

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:00:46 +0000

BADASSERY
Is bringing knives to a gunfight. Then winning.

(Hugo Weaving as V)

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Hasbro unveils

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:00:33 +0000

Breaking News – Hasbro unveils new super soaker

(Gary Oldman)

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THE 2ND AMENDMENT

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 09 May 2009 18:00:31 +0000

THE 2ND AMENDMENT
The Right to Kick Ass, Take Names and Over-compensate

(Daniel Craig)

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Do I shoot it

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:00:09 +0000

Do I shoot it or have sex with it?
Knowing you, probably both.

(Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner and James Doohan)

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STOP MAKING FUN

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:00:01 +0000

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HAIR

That’s not the only distraction…

(Carrie Fisher)

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Overcompensating

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:00:07 +0000

Overcompensating, aren’t we?

This is definitely overcompensating.

(William Shatner)

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Those who live by the sword

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:00:34 +0000

Those who live by the sword Get shot by those that dont

You’re a true bad ass.

(Harrison Ford)

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WHY can’t I have

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 19:00:58 +0000

WHY can’t I have ONE good day!

(Keifer Sutherland)

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THERE IS NO

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:00:59 +0000

THERE IS NO THEORY OF EVOLUTION.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

The rest of you — he knows where you’re gonna die.

(Chuck Norris)

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Winner: Very Short Film Category

Follow-Up: They Used This Photo for Their Wedding Invitations!

“Avengers” My Ass!

Why Can’t I Do Both?

AAAANNNNDD IIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIII WIIILLLLL AAAALLLLLWAAAYYYSSSSS *BANG BANG*

There’s Always One More Job

Now That’s a Sequel I Can Get Behind

Cue the Cheesy Blasters Theme Song!

Now Do a Wheelie!

Sid Vicious Would be Proud

And the Stingray Taser. What? Too Soon?

Mmmm…Iced Tea

Frustration Leads To Violence

Especially Bad If It’s Only Hour 3!

Violence And Hollywood? Why, I Never…

May The Force Be With You (And Also With You)

Also, STEROIDS: Literally.

Ain’t No Party Like The Aftermath Party

Santa makes no promises, but he’ll try his hardest.

It wouldn’t have been very funny, would it?

Uh oh.

The Evolution of Lady GaGa

Puns are murder worthy

It wouldn’t be Christmas without him

I would imagine it’s been pried from his cold, dead hands by now

My foot did NOT

Are you threatening me??

BETTY WHITE

Is that really such a smart place

TAKING PRECAUTIONS

And you thought it was dangerous

You can tell he’s the hero

How James Bond

I said I don’t want to learn more about

RETIREMENT FUNDS

Sparkling makes them

BADASSERY

Hasbro unveils

THE 2ND AMENDMENT

Do I shoot it

STOP MAKING FUN

Overcompensating

Those who live by the sword

WHY can’t I have

THERE IS NO

AAAANNNNDD IIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIII WIIILLLLL AAAALLLLLWAAAYYYSSSSS BANG BANG