
-Gwyneth Paltrow
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Yes Gwyneth, we know how much you love your life. You tell anyone who will listen how much you enjoy yourself on an hourly basis. Just stop please.
-Gwyneth Paltrow, Steve Martin, Martin Short
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TOGETHER WE COULD MAKE ONE DRESS
-Rihanna, Gwyneth Paltrow
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Last week Dolce & Gabbana released the latest commercial for their signature fragrance “The One,” starring Scarlett Johansson as a pretentious b*tch who makes absolutely no sense.
Normally, seeing Scarlett Johansson act in ANYTHING is a good thing. However, this D&G commercial makes her come across as the world’s second biggest a**hole, right behind Gwyneth Paltrow.
Was I jaded when I thought Scar Jo was a normal person? Maybe. Was I sad when this ad killed my Joner (Scarlett Johansson boner)? Totally. Are there examples for what caused my insta-hate for someone normally so perfect? ABSOLUTELY…
-Music inspires me. Art inspires me. But so does the wind…
(WTF does the mean?! The Wind?!)
-Yes I can really sing.
(B*tch you lyin’! I heard your music, and if you were on American Idol they would’ve cut your ass!)
-I like my lips for kissing, and for words that start with the letter ‘M’.
(THIS ISN’T SESAME STREET WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT)
-I’m not an actress, I just play one in the movies.
(You better be joking…)
-The smell of sunshine is the best.
(HOW DO YOU SMELL THE SUN?!)
Thank you for ruining Scarlett Johansson for me Dolce & Gabana. Just Kidding! I will NEVER forgive you for this and hope you pay for your crimes!