
There’s so much going on in this picture, I don’t even know where to begin.
-Will Smith, Hugh Hefner, Karyn Parsons, Alfonso Ribeiro
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There’s so much going on in this picture, I don’t even know where to begin.
-Will Smith, Hugh Hefner, Karyn Parsons, Alfonso Ribeiro

TMZ reports that a deal for a nude pictorial has finally been reached between Lindsay Lohan and Playboy for nearly one million dollars. I’ll say it again: nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS.
Although details of the actual amount LiLo got for agreeing to a spread have not been released, sources indicate that Hugh Hefner and Co. sweetened their original offer of $750K enough for the “Mean Girls” star to wanna start flashing some serious freckles.
Call me crazy, but when you’re paying someone almost a million dollars to show the world what its already seen through countless nightmare-inducing nip-slips and “oopsy!” shots, is it any wonder why the magazine is going bankrupt?
Hef, that’s just bad business bro!
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Via: www.tmz.com

Just five days before the wedding, Crystal Harris called off her “dream” wedding to media mogul and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner amid rumors of cheating and infidelity. Boo hoo
As Harris told E!’s Ryan Seacrest:
“I called it off because I didn’t think it was the right thing for me to do. It was mutual between Hef and I, there was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it.”
To make matters worse, the future Mrs. Hefner was set to be the cover model for the magazine’s July issue, so it’s unclear if Hef plans to recall the issue or let it head to print with the title “Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner” hanging out there for the whole world to see.
Talk about hawkward…

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A BUSY WEEK More than a lifetime for most.
-Hugh Hefner

hey guys,U JELLY?
(Hugh Hefner)
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After I heard about Hef’s Christmas engagement to playmate Crystal Harris my first thought was, “I wonder if Holly Madison is okay!”
Yes, I know she’s awful, but during her time with Hef she was CONSTANTLY hinting at marriage and doing everything possible to become Mrs. Hefner but it never quite worked out.
Now, some sexy young upstart comes along and gets engaged (for the money, obviously) to a man 60 years her senior and all I can think is, “Holly, you got trolled girl…”

In an effort to boost magazine sales, Playboy will be releasing 10 golden tickets hidden within this month’s issue, offering free hotel and airfare for you and a guest to attend their legendary Midsummer Night’s Dream Party.
Finally! A chance to rub elbows and silicone with the Hollywood elite! Does the person who makes it through the mansion without contracting an STD get to inherit the Playboy empire from Hef? If so, then count me in?
Pro tip: BEWARE THE CHOCOLATE RIVER! I have a feeling it isn’t really chocolate…
Via The Daily What