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“Operation Hackerazzi” has resulted in the arrest of a Florida man suspected of hacking famous celebrity phones, including Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Hudgens, reports TMZ.
Apparently the as-of-yet unnamed hacker who distributed the stolen photos to third parties never asked for money, but instead did it just for the LULZ.
I, for one, celebrate this anonymous hacker and his selfless quest to steal from the rich and give to the poor like Kevin Costner did in that movie that one time. Only, ya know, with boobies…
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So the photo is awesome enough already, but the back story is pretty much legendary. Apparently Alba’s high school ex-boyfriend Chris Lakkees (pictured above) has so much regret over dumping the gorgeous actress that he started a website to help council couples and prevent unnecessary break-ups. How creepy is that?
The site is called relationshipcourt.com, and the goal is to help people in bad relationships stay together, or at least remain friends. To paraphrase Alba’s ex: “[I] always wished that someone would have mediated between Jessica and [I] so [we] at least could have stayed friends.”
I guess the message Lakkees is trying to convey is “never break up with your hot high school girlfriend because she may get rich, famous, hot as f**k, and leave your creepy ass in the dust, with no other alternative but to start an online support group for other losers who can’t get over something that wasn’t meant to be.”
Cool idea, bro…
Image source: relationshipcourt, via tmz
Jimmy Kimmel’s post-Oscar show was unusually funny, and featured this “sexercise” parody video with some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies.
So here it is: “The Hottie Body Hump Club”, featuring Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, and Lindsay Lohan. That’s right, Lindsay Lohan is all up in this b*tch so DEAL WITH IT!