
It’s not a beard. Pippi Longstocking was the bravest damn warrior I ever fought. I wear her scalp to honor her.
-John Rhys-Davies
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It’s not a beard. Pippi Longstocking was the bravest damn warrior I ever fought. I wear her scalp to honor her.
-John Rhys-Davies
Picture by: Unknown

HRMPF STATISTICALLY, ONLY ONE DWARF OUT OF SEVEN IS HAPPY
-John Rhys-Davies

Sorry, Sir, but your Capital One card was declined.
(Peter Jackson, John Rhys-Davies)
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DWARFS
It’s not wise to anger someone who can easily headbutt you in the balls.
(John Rhys-Davies)
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Look – just leave us in peace, and we’ll give you the woman. Woman? What woma–? Heeeeeeyyy…
(Cast of The Lord Of The Rings Films)
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Awesomeness… Sizes may vary
(John Rhys-Davies)
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