Lol Celebs and Funny Celebrity Pictures with Captions!
 
 
 
 

Make your friends' day! Share this!

Share on Facebook

Archive for the 'Katy Perry' Category

ROFlash: It’s a Brand New Russell

Sep. 9, 2010

x
Share

BRB 1 SEC...

RUSSELL BRAND

Religion is a funny thing. It preaches moderation, but not in itself. That’s why whenever I hear of an ex-druggie finding religion, I’m a little skeptical. It’s like trading one addiction for another.

Take our friend Russell Brand, whom Katy Perry claims is “becoming a great man of god.” He is an ex-heroin junkie with a very checkered past (including giving an HJ to a gentleman in a bathroom for sport). He cleaned up his act and started dating Perry, but now that the excitement of her rack has worn off, he’s looking for something else. So now we have Russell Brand, religious man. Not as interesting as Russell Brand, HJ-wielding heroin addict, but probably safer for every one involved.

Source: The Sun UK

LoL by:

LMFAOKITTEH

» Recaption This!

» View All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 14 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

ROFLash: Wish They All Could be Katy Perry Gurls

Aug. 22, 2010

x
Share

Thats not ice cream

KATY PERRY

Who do you call when you want to start a rap war these days? Tupac’s dead. Biggie’s gone. How about Katy Perry? Yes, please. She wrote “California Gurls” as a response to Jay-Z hit, “Empire State of Mind.” Katy Perry said, “I bet Tupac is rolling in his grave” over Jay-Z’s ode to New York. Clearly, she had to represent.

Just a refresher for you of “California Gurls” gangsta vocal stylings: “Hangin’ out, bikinis, zucchinis, martinis, no weenies.” Hmm, zucchinis? And, no weenies? Don’t think Tupac would approve. At all. But cheers for trying, kiddo.

Source: MTV

Caption by:

MADMUSHR00M

» Recaption This!

» View All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 15 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

 

ROFlash: Justin Bieber Fancies Perry, Cole

Aug. 16, 2010

x
Share

Justin Bieber is a boy?

KATY PERRY

Justin Bieber is apparently smitten with Katy Perry and Cheryl Cole.

“Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older, they are the kind of girls I’d like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy – a mixture of the two would be hot,” said Bieber.

I believe what he is saying is he would like a three-way.  Our little Biebs is growing up so fast! 

Source: Peace FM Via: The Sun

Caption by:

emilijaj

» Recaption This!

» View All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 11 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

ROFlash: Katy Perry Very Committed, Sorta

Aug. 8, 2010

x
Share

This just in, Katy Perry doesn’t like it when you make cheap jokes.

She said on her Twitter, “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”

But Katy, fart jokes are funny, even if they are cheap.  (They are free, actually.)  As far as her wanting to draw a line between religion and sex, I’m okay with that. The part I take exception with is her wishy-washy attitude.  “Well, um, I sorta, um, don’t think, um”. Just decide. Either you are or you aren’t.

Katie Perry So easy even a Caveman can do it

KATY PERRY and RUSSELL BRAND

Source: MTV.com

Caption by: Mez

» Recaption This!

» View All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 25 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

ROFlash: Brand Makes Vader Look Like Ward Cleaver

Jul. 29, 2010

x
Share

At least one person feels Russell Brand will be a good father. The Mirror UK has quoted Katy Perry saying, “…one of the things to keep in mind is ‘Will he (Brand) be a good baby daddy?’ And he’ll be perfect.”

A ringing endorsement of parental ability from someone who’s also shown Stephen Hawking-like intellectual grasp of gender (“I kissed a girl”), opposites (“You’re hot then you’re cold, you’re yes then you’re no”) and subtle euphemism (“Ca-li-for-nia girls… we’ll melt your popsicle”). Oh, and bra sizes. I’d like to look her in the eyes to see if she means it, but let’s be honest: I’ve never looked at her face.

booky, booky, in my hand make me another 100 grand

RUSSELL BRAND

Caption by:

DocJ

» Recaption This!

» View All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 15 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

ROFLash: Miley Cyrus, Watch Your Back

Jul. 27, 2010

x
Share

Katy Perry has no time for your assless chaps, young Billy Ray Cyrus spawn. She got in an underground jab on Miley telling Billboard magazine, “I’m not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, ‘Oh, I’m in assless chaps!’ or ‘I can’t be tamed! I’ve already been through that phase.”

But the biggest nugget of truth Perry drops on us, via Just Jared: “I’m not saying, ‘Oh, my God! ‘California Gurls’ is a f—ing genius opus!’ I just know what kind of card this summer needs, and that’s the one I’m playing.”

It’s music KP, not cards of crap. Put it back in the deck!

KATY PERRY

Caption by: Unknown

» Recaption This!

» View All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 25 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:

KATY PERRY

Jul. 15, 2010

x
Share

Celebrity Pictures - Katy Perry - Justin Bieber

Caption by: Daniboy via Poster Builder

» Recaption This!

» View All Captions

Incorrect source or offensive?

» See all 42 comments

  • Share on Facebook
  • Copy & paste this:
First « Prev. 14 15 16 [17] 18 19 20 Next »

Newsletter Sign-up