
I outlived Elvis, Michael Jackson, Davey Jones, Whitney Houston. Bet you didn’t see that coming.
-Keith Richards
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I outlived Elvis, Michael Jackson, Davey Jones, Whitney Houston. Bet you didn’t see that coming.
-Keith Richards
LoL by: miss kay
Picture by: Unknown

help me I have an arm sticking out of my butt
(Mick Jagger, Keith Richards)
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keith richards always ready to rock
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KEITH RICHARDS
Disney said it may cut Keith Richards from the new “Pirates of the Caribbean” because of his “shocking” admission that he’s taken drugs. Really? It’s “shocking” to hear that Keith Richards, the inspiration behind Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Captain Crack, I mean JACK Sparrow has dabbled in drugs just a little bit?
Apparently Richards’ new memoir “Life,” in which he advocates drug use (in moderation), is a little too edgy for the family-friendly folks over at Disney, who hope to make the next (completely unnecessary) “Pirates” movie uber-family-friendly.
What changed so much since Richards’ cameo in the third “Pirates” movie? The admission of drug use? PUH LEEZ! He was probably snorting lines on set last time! And nobody knew? Nobody at Disney has listened to a Rolling Stones album, or thought “Hey, this rockstar we’re casting has a Wikipedia page. Maybe I’ll just read about him real quick before we throw a pile of money in his face”?
Poor show, Disney. Poor show indeed…
UPDATE: Reps from Bruckheimer Films denies claims that Disney will cut or plans to cut Richards from “Pirates of the Caribbean 4″. Stay tuned to ROFLrazzi for more as the story develops.
Via Movie Line

I outlived Michael Jackson Bet you didn’t see that coming
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