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Hello, and welcome back to Cinema del Grande Gatto: your guide to what Hollywood has decided to pump out this week. After the last couple weekends, they really seem to have stepped up their game. For the most part, at least.

“X-Men: First Class:” No. Not going to happen this time. I shelled out money for both “X-Men 3″ and “Wolverine,” and you know what? I’m done. Fool me once, you can’t get fooled again or something like that. I don’t care who’s in it, or who directed it…what? The guy who did “Kick Ass?” Damn it. Here. Here’s my wallet, Marvel. Just take it. Kick a few bucks to DC if you run into each other.

“Beginners:” It may not be reviewing as well as “X-Men,” but that doesn’t matter. Why? Christopher Plummer. If I can sit through that godawful chicken cartoon he did, I can definately put down cash for this. Now, if you will excuse me. Edelweiss, every morning you greet me.

“Love Wedding Marriage:” After seeing “Tangled,” did you warm up to Mandy Moore a little bit? Maybe you started to think she wasn’t so bad? In fact maybe you wouldn’t mind seeing her on screen again, opposite some dude from “Twilight.” If so, this is all your fault. Now apologize to the rest of humanity be careful next time.

Dude, why don’t U just go to the mall and get my ears pieced?
Nah, nah! I got it! Third times the charm!
(Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner)